Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 293 45.6%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 350 54.4%

  • Total voters
    643
Have some of y'all just never seen a pear-shaped woman with bad cellulite before or what? Being so overweight for so long and then fluctuating hasn't helped, but honestly she got a shit genetic hand and it was never going to be pretty no matter what she did.

I have seen pear shaped women with cellulite but never have I seen it THAT bad not helped with being high all the time on heroin and doing nothing else.
 
Our pear-shaped pastel princess returned for another week of scattered activity across her preferred social media platforms, seeking true happiness and positive, reaffirming attention from followers and sugar daddies alike.

She delighted in one of her favourite activities.
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She switched to updating her secondary account.
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She returned to the pleasures of taking photographs of her pill stash.
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She selflessly answered a question posed by a curious follower brave enough to ponder aloud what others have wondered.
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She was given helpful harm reduction-related advice from a concerned follower.
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She primped and posed for the camera in her most recent wish list spoils.
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More recently, she has been busy, advertising her unique services on her Instagram.
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Tumblr updates.
Luna was sure to remind her followers of her dedication to personal hygiene and beauty rituals.
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She visited her wicked, wicked dad to spend time with his cat.
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She advertised her noodles using GIFs of images posted earlier this week.
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She relished in luxury, flaunting her most favourite feature.
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She found the courage to express The Sadness as it took over once again.
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Eager to spread her cursed images, she is generously offering free content to her Tumblr fans.
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She found it necessary to gloat even further about her mysterious benefactor.
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The clever old girl has devised a way to e-beg by trading favours for cheap, cheap, cheap wish list items.
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But she felt morose at her lack of privilege within the world of Animal Crossing.
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She provided additional context for an image of one of her more recent pill stashes.
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She expressed a deep and sincere gratitude for her best and only xmas gift.
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And finally, some cryptic last words.
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Update. She now finds herself struggling beneath the pendulous weight of her eating disorder.
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Although she remains motivated to sell her noodles.
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Twitter updates.
She could not believe she was stood up. Bless her tangled mop and foundation-caked labial commissure.
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She is now on a highly-motivated quest to obtain 500 followers.
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Our pear-shaped pastel princess returned for another week of scattered activity across her preferred social media platforms, seeking true happiness and positive, reaffirming attention from followers and sugar daddies alike.

She delighted in one of her favourite activities.

She returned to the pleasures of taking photographs of her pill stash.

She selflessly answered a question posed by a curious follower brave enough to ponder aloud what others have wondered.

She was given helpful harm reduction-related advice from a concerned follower.

She primped and posed for the camera in her most recent wish list spoils.

Tumblr updates.
Luna was sure to remind her followers of her dedication to personal hygiene and beauty rituals.

She visited her wicked, wicked dad to spend time with his cat.

She advertised her noodles using GIFs of images posted earlier this week.

She relished in luxury, flaunting her most favourite feature.

She found the courage to express The Sadness as it took over once again.

Eager to spread her cursed images, she is generously offering free content to her Tumblr fans.

She found it necessary to gloat even further about her mysterious benefactor.

The clever old girl has devised a way to e-beg by trading favours for cheap, cheap, cheap wish list items.

But she felt morose at her lack of privilege within the world of Animal Crossing.

She provided additional context for an image of one of her more recent pill stashes.

She expressed a deep and sincere gratitude for her best and only xmas gift.

And finally, some cryptic last words.

Hol' the fuck up- when did luna ever like baseball? Am I missing something or what? Also Luna stop with the lilac lips, you look even more corpse-like and stop with the velour tracksuits there's a reason why those ugly, uncomfortable fuckers died out when 2010 hit and only white trash wear them.
 
Luna talks about baseball constantly, she actually seems genuine in her love for the Yankees.

Given that so much of her "personality" revolves around her "heroin junkie kinderwhore aesthetic" her liking baseball is honestly a shocker- guess it's one of the few things the heroin hasn't gotten rid of yet.
 
Given that so much of her "personality" revolves around her "heroin junkie kinderwhore aesthetic" her liking baseball is honestly a shocker- guess it's one of the few things the heroin hasn't gotten rid of yet.

Or the clonazepam hasn't wiped it out already :story: could it also be a white trash thing instead of her genuinely being into baseball? Or something she does to appeal to Lurch or other potential sugar daddies more?
 
55 is a really low level for how long she's been playing Pocket Camp for. I really do get the whole Leaf Ticket struggle, but you can accumulate a really nice collection of stuff if you carefully ration what tickets you get for free. There's also really nice stuff you can get from participating in events, of which I see none of in that room.

Much like real life, Luna doesn't participate enough to really feel the struggle (or to see how good it can actually be).
 
Here we see a wild Tuna doing drugs for the sake of aesthetic yet again, she deleted this picture shortly after posting but fortunately for us not soon enough.
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I also present the new layout of her hello kitty filth den.
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Here we see a wild Tuna doing drugs for the sake of aesthetic yet again, she deleted this picture shortly after posting but fortunately for us not soon enough.

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I also present the new layout of her hello kitty filth den.

Now this is something I have always been wondering about Luna and other "aesthetic" junkies like her: why oh why in good god's name would you post pictures of yourself abusing drugs? That's like having a neon sign pointing at you saying "arrest me" or posting pictures of yourself without obscuring identity on social media torturing and killing someone. You are just fucking asking to get arrested.
 
So the Ol’ gal made a list of “needs” on her Facebook account which she ranked in order of priority, once again Tumour feels entitled to the world.
I wouldn’t normally share this kind of thing as she does it a lot but on this occasion one of her FB friends had something to say at the very end regarding her “needs”
It’s rare for someone on her Facebook to tell her what she NEEDS to hear, we all know she won’t listen anyway so here you go :)
Edit: Throwing in a bonus pic at the end where Tumour describes a number of things about herself that she wishes were better yet doesn’t know what’s caused them or how to fix them, 99% of these problems were caused by your habit Luna and if you haven’t worked that out yet then there really is no hope left.

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Here we see a wild Tuna doing drugs for the sake of aesthetic yet again, she deleted this picture shortly after posting but fortunately for us not soon enough.
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I also present the new layout of her hello kitty filth den.

LOL at "her" (=her mothers) bedroom. It looks like a 'tarded 13 year olds sometime in the early 90s, not a 23 year olds in 2019.

Her poor mom. It doesn't look like Luna is planning on moving out anytime soon.
 
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