حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So much for that thing-a-day microblogging thing Connor was going to do. /le sigh
Not that I'm surprised, of course. Really, I'm far more irritated over him pussing out of @Meowthkip's writing collab.

wait

pussing out

@Meowthkip

Spoiler: one rainy night in LA

/slaps @Coster's knee

 

[Coster]

So much for that thing-a-day microblogging thing Connor was going to do. /le sigh
Not that I'm surprised, of course. Really, I'm far more irritated over him pussing out of @Meowthkip's writing collab.

wait

pussing out

@Meowthkip

Spoiler: one rainy night in LA

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I'm like maybe an hour away from LA so this is some realistic content. My only regret is that I can't rate this Winner more than once.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm like maybe an hour away from LA so this is some realistic content. My only regret is that I can't rate this Winner more than once.

Aww, thanks! I had no idea, actually! This was supposed to be a nod to the setting of Redesigning Eva (or I guess Blade Runner by extension?)

EDIT: That, & @Artard gave me some really good advice. :3

 

[BT 075]

I change my mind, my favorite Molly ringwald movie is Juno.

I am still pissed she didn't win an Oscar for Selma.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@Connor get the fucky online NOWNOWNOWNOW NOWWWWW

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm giving Connor until midnight to respond to the round robin before I go ahead and post it.

He's still got a couple of hours to show his face.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

My favourite Molay Ringworm film has to be Blazing Saddles. The best bit was when she punched that horse in the face. Classic Ringwald.

The sheriff has the 'tism!

 

[Golly]

The sheriff has the 'tism!

"No. Molly straight!"

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I like that movie where Molly Ringwald murders people based on the Seven Deadly Sins, and then presents Brad Pitt with Gwynneth Paltrow's head in a box while Dr. Cox from Scrubs flies a helicopter.

 

[Shiala]

I'm giving Connor until midnight to respond to the round robin before I go ahead and post it.

He's still got a couple of hours to show his face.

Oh yes, I'm staying up for this, drink(s) in hand, and preparing to regret that drink(s) because of work tomorrow

 

[DN 420]

i thought we've been telling him to stay away from the farms...?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

i thought we've been telling him to stay away from the farms...?

Figures, the one time he takes our advice. . .

No, he seemed pretty intent on coming back to give us a daily update on all the things he had(n't) done, so I assumed he'd be back by now.
However I had made a grave error in assuming he wouldn't be so terminally lazy that he'd give up after two days.

 

[Shiala]

Never underestimate Connor. Just when you think he can't get any worse, he rises to the challenge and disappoints us all.

 

[Pikonic]

that he'd give up after two days

I'm not counting that day he went shopping, so technically one.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm not counting that day he went shopping, so technically one.

Oh, fuck a duck, you're right.

Never underestimate Connor. Just when you think he can't get any worse, he rises to the challenge and disappoints us all.

Also true. I wasn't expecting him to get his act together for long, but wow. How does one fail at being a failure?

also @balcolm : I know we've been telling him to get out more, but I do like when he's here so I can draw out the stupid shit he says.

 

[Smutley]

It's that time Kiwis. We're almost at the end (until our young ward finds another website to ply his trade) of this big sad ride. And though Connor may leave us corporeally, he will never leave us in our hearts if we truly believe.

NaNoWriMo forum, Part 1

Their forum is absolutely awful, by the way. There's no real way to search for anything, since I don't think they ever designed it to be a hub of communication.

Something to note here, the "Connorack" profile on this website does not have any information on a book. It seems as if Connor joined the website just to utilize the forums and not actually do any writing on a website dedicated to writing 50k words in a single month. I can't think of a more suitable summary of his entire being than this.

Spoiler

"Oh shit, did I drop that name? Hold on while I pick it back up"

Spoiler

What is James Spader's age compared to the other actors (like Christoph Waltz) he has pegged for Klaus? Is he getting better or worse?

Spoiler

There you go! That's all of NaNoWriMo! For one account, I mean. He was a bit more talkative on his second account, "Carolina Boy".

Spoiler

Keep in mind as you read these that this was only 4 months ago. These are questions Connor was asking about his story in November of 2014.

Spoiler

I don't think I follow this at all. Connor is now saying Eva is the one who took out Klaus's eye, and doing that caused her mother to kill herself. This is completely different from him saying Klaus's father caused the injury, this is never mentioned in his book, and Eva acts like she's never seen Klaus before when he talks to her in his cell with an eye missing. <drinking intensifies>

Spoiler

A captive audience of new good natured people to bore. NaNoWriMo is a lot harder to filter people out because it has like 20,000 people logged in to it all the time, and even if only single digits of that are using the forum that's a ton of posts flying past all the time on a forum with limited searching features. This plays to Connor's advantage since he can just say the same things over and over and over again instead of - you guessed it - writing his novel.

Spoiler

 

[Meowthkip]

John Candy as Holden Elliot?

Personally I was picturing Liam Neeson, even though it went against Connor's description of him.

I just really liked the idea of a drunken Liam Neeson getting pissed the fuck off at a teenage Molly Ringwald and driving like a maniac.

 

[Smutley]

Personally I was picturing Liam Neeson, even though it went against Connor's description of him.

Really? I always pictured him like Bill the Butcher only in all green and with Irish flag patterned pants.

 

[harvey dirdban]

There is not enough CGI in the world to make James Spader pass for 18.

 

[EI 903]

John Candy as Holden Elliot?

Personally I was picturing Liam Neeson, even though it went against Connor's description of him.

I just really liked the idea of a drunken Liam Neeson getting pissed the fuck off at a teenage Molly Ringwald and driving like a maniac.

True, but John Candy doing his Planes, Trains, and Automobiles radio bit to "Drunken Lullabies" instead of "Mess Around" would be something to behold.