Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Marissa Moira]

Remember flying Stormtroopers existed in 1997

if they wanted those knockoff swoop bikes to make sense they should have had them catapult a flying aerial droid or something. Like it launches a ball that transforms into something similar to the Imperial Scout Droid.

 

[The handsome tard]

IKR? Also every single one of her friends/teammates are just edgier dark colored versions of pre-existing characters. And even her adventures are just ripped straight from older EU stories but made edgier and predictable and with no strong violence allowed, instead we get an extra serving of quips, dank maymays and dry sarcasm while she babbles on about how euphoric and enlightened she feels because she's surrounded by idiots.
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At least Rey has the Force as an excuse for her always coming out on top. All this bitch has is invisible plot armor.

"I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP!"
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Even if it doesn't make sense... But she gets a pass cuz lesbian.

Its funny because Vader force chokes to death anyone who looks at him funny on a bad day(in a "good" day, he does it just enough so the message is sent). This bitch wouldnt last more than a day with movie vader and even less EU Vader. Vader doesnt hurt only those who are more powerful than him (like Sideous) or that in a rare case, earns his respect (like Tarkin). This bitch's sass would get her killed very fucking quickly, Vader has killed way more important and useful people than her in the past so there would be no excuse.
I just wished Leia would appear and shoot her in the jaw with a blaster in the finale, a real female against the writer's mary sue.

 

[verissimus]

Rate me lunacy for saying this, but I'd actually watch the Korra version of Star Wars if only for the lols.

 

[Creep3r]

Remember flying Stormtroopers existed in 1997
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if they wanted those knockoff swoop bikes to make sense they should have had them catapult a flying aerial droid or something. Like it launches a ball that transforms into something similar to the Imperial Scout Droid.

B-BUT THEY FLY NOW!! ONLY NOW! JJ TOLD ME SO!

And speaking of JJ, he did an interview with Variety talking about how he "respects" Star Wars by relying on less CGI (pfft) and more "story over spectacle" (pfffffffffffff).

He then talks about how he "cares about LGBTQIA+++BBQ+ representation" despite that, if the leaks are anything to go by, he chickened out and made Poe a Zorry chaser so as not to lose that Chinese money. Mark my words the only BBQ "representation" this piece of crap will have is a cameo of Dr. Aphra's ship or some off-hand comment. Yet people will clap and celebrate this movie for being so forward despite being a whole lot of nothing like that corny "mourning" scene in Avengers with one guy crying that no one would even know was a gay moment without the director saying so on Twitter. These Hollywood types are just desperate to pointlessly pander by any means while also not pissing off their chinese overlords, and I find their two-faced nature hilarious. But the SJW idiots will still use even the smallest "representation" as a shield against criticism while failing to realize that they're being manipulated by a bunch of Hollywood suits. I bet dollars to donuts that if Aphra's ship even shows up for just one second in the move, they'll use it as a shield. And if her show on Disney+ fails as badly as her comics they'll pull the same stunt, unless casuals actually fall for that trap.

On the bright side, it seems JJ's video is getting a lot of mixed reception.

Rate me lunacy for saying this, but I'd actually watch the Korra version of Star Wars if only for the lols.

I'm pretty sure Plan 9 already is that if the leaks are anything to by. I mean ffs Rey becomes the Force Avatar and ends up having all jedi ever living inside her now and mastering all the Force elements. She'll probably get reincarnated over and over again and she'll be called the true chosen one and the bringer of balance between the elements. With that in mind, I fully expect the next trilogy to just be about Korra/Rey's next reincarnation.

 

[verissimus]

B-BUT THEY FLY NOW!! NOW! JJ TOLD ME SO!

And speaking of JJ, he did an interview with Variety talking about how he "respects" Star Wars by relying on less CGI (pfft) and more "story over spectacle" (pfffffffffffff).

He then talks about how he "cares about LGBTQIA+++BBQ+ representation" despite that, if the leaks are anything to go by, he chickened out and made Poe a Zorry chaser so as not to lose that Chinese money. Mark my words the only BBQ "representation" this piece of crap will have is a cameo of Dr. Aphra's ship or some off-hand comment. Yet people will clap and celebrate this movie for being so forward despite being a whole lot of nothing like that corny "mourning" scene in Avengers with one guy crying that no one would even know was a gay moment without the director saying so on Twitter. These Hollywood types are just desperate to pointlessly pander by any means while also not pissing off their chinese overlords, and I find their two-faced nature hilarious. But the SJW idiots will still use even the smallest "representation" as a shield against criticism while failing to realize that they're being manipulated by a bunch of Hollywood suits. I bet dollars to donuts that if Aphra's ship even shows up for just one second in the move, they'll use it as a shield. And if her show on Disney+ fails as badly as her comics they'll pull the same stunt, unless casuals actually fall for that trap.


I'm pretty sure Plan 9 already is that if the leaks are anything to by. I mean ffs Rey becomes the Force Avatar and ends up having all jedi ever living inside her now and mastering all the Force elements. She'll probably get reincarnated over and over again and she'll be called the true chosen one and the bringer of balance between the elements. With that in mind, I fully expect the next trilogy to just be about Korra/Rey's next reincarnation.

Oh I wasn't referring to the sequel movies. Screw that. I don't think I want to even see another sequel or prequel movie again. But if it was a cartoon or something, I'd take a chance just as long as it was dumb like Korra.

 

[Miller]

Rate me lunacy for saying this, but I'd actually watch the Korra version of Star Wars if only for the lols.

You don't like the live-action version of Korra starring Daisy Ridley?

 

[PeeveTheSheev]

Ahsoka-baiting by JJ

https://soranews24.com/2019/12/14/j...e-of-skywalker/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

The real question is; would Orange Buttcheeks being present actually sway any fence sitters?

Also, check out this nugget of exceptionality about the writer of the article;

Our Japanese-language reporter P.K. Sanjun is a pretty big Star Wars fan. How big? Well, obviously he’s seen all the movies multiple times. Not only did he attend the recent Star Wars kabuki play in Tokyo, but he sat flat on the theater floor, because he wanted to get closer to the stage than even the front row of seats. Oh, and his baby daughter, Rei? He chose her name because it’s pronounced just like Rey, the Jedi heroine who made her debut in The Force Awakens.

 

[Marissa Moira]

It's going to be interesting since Hasbro has the licence to Ghost Busters now. Hasbro has been granted far more freedom to make shit for the series and already pushed out a Transformable Ecto-1 that becomes an entirely original Transformers character and not a shitty giant version of an in universe character like the Star Wars Transformers. They're also supposed to be re-doing The Firehouse and will be basing it on the original toy but make it larger enough so the vehicle bay can store the full sized toy Ecto-1. Like that's something that people would want. So it's going to be interesting to see if Ghostbusters surpasses Star Wars since the toys are being made by the same company.

The trailer for GB already looks better than what was in any of the Disney Wars bullshit.

 

[verissimus]

You don't like the live-action version of Korra starring Daisy Ridley?

Allow my friend Tenzin Jameson to answer your question

J Jonah Jameson Laugh - Spiderman

Yeah this was... funny...

www.youtube.com

@PeeveTheSheev Jesus Christ JJ is so desperate and despicable. It's almost like he's a politician getting reamed by the polls and as such feels forced to pander to every group he can in order to stay relevant.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Jesus christ I just saw the Fortnite collab shit. Sad thing is zoomers making Rey do Fortnite dances is going to be more entertaining than anything she does in canon.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Whoever is the neck beard with the Monkey's Paw, don't do it for him.

Disney CEO Bob Iger Says He Wouldn't Mind Buying The James Bond Franchise

Earlier this week, Bob Iger found himself named Time’s Business Person of the Year for his work [...]

comicbook.com

 

[Reverend]

Looks like Beast/Chewie with X-23.

They literally made a clone of Han and Chewie, gave Han tits, and made Chewie Black.

Big Brain Subverting Expectations with all that HOT NEW CONTENT!

 

[Marissa Moira]

JJ thought himself a writer who was far above those peons who need visuals to tell a story. All JJ needed was a pen, some paper, and his imagination. "Writing really was the highest tier of story telling" he thought as he penned another masterpiece within a single draft. Things like cinematography, editing, framing, those were things for little people with little brains. As he took another huff from his own farts, he put the finishing touches on his Spider-Man comic book and thought to himself "if this comic book didn't have pictures, people would really understand the story I'm trying to convey". His phone rings, it's one of the imagineers from Disney, they wanted to know if he was really serious about having a land based speeder bike that fired flying people out of the back seat. JJ took a deep sigh and responded to the ape monkey who clearly did not understand the beauty of the printed word. "Yes" JJ said "the bike represents society that pulls us down to earth and then ejects us and forces us to chase after other people like prey and has us do evil things" he hung up the phone and sighed. "Why do these idiots keep asking for explanations for things" he signed again and retired to bed with his two twelve year old Filipino child slaves. But he had a nagging feeling that even a night of lust and debauchery would not clear his head of the troubles he had, he was the smartest person in the room and nobody acknowledged him as such.

 

[Creep3r]

Ahsoka-baiting by JJ

https://soranews24.com/2019/12/14/j...e-of-skywalker/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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The real question is; would Orange Buttcheeks being present actually sway any fence sitters?

The Ahsoka fanbase seems about as divided about Disney as the rest of the fandom. One half thinks Ahsoka is everything Rey isn't which is why the DT is bad in their eyes, the other half loves Disney because they glorify Ahsoka at every turn thanks to Filoni. This might make a few Disney hating Ahsoka waifuists (but only the most weirdly devoted) go to the Disney side, that much is possible.

Whoever is the neck beard with the Monkey's Paw, don't do it for him.

Disney CEO Bob Iger Says He Wouldn't Mind Buying The James Bond Franchise

Earlier this week, Bob Iger found himself named Time’s Business Person of the Year for his work [...]

comicbook.com

Iger fucking stop already. You're only good purchase was Marvel and that was only because Kevin Feige made good films until you had him make FemThor. And while the movies were succeeding, every other part of Marvel under Disney was in the gutter, like the video games, shows, cartoons and especially the godawful comics themselves.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The Ahsoka fanbase seems about as divided about Disney as the rest of the fandom. One half thinks Ahsoka is everything Rey isn't which is why the DT is bad in their eyes, the other half loves Disney because they glorify Ahsoka at every turn thanks to Filoni. This might make a few Disney hating Ahsoka waifuists (but only the most weirdly devoted) go to the Disney side, that much is possible.


Iger fucking stop already. You're only good purchase was Marvel and that was only because Kevin Feige made good films until you had him make FemThor. And while the movies were succeeding, every other part of Marvel under Disney was in the gutter, like the video games, shows, cartoons and especially the godawful comics themselves.

He also had Feige make Black Panther as well, which is what he brings up now whenever he gets called out for not taking risks.

This is why I argue Disney should just keep Marvel Studios and just spin off the rest of Marvel.

Besides, you really think MGM is willing to sell its crown jewel IP to Iger? If he'd wanted it, Iger would have to buy out all of MGM and frankly I don't think Disney can't now given how the Fox merger has given them massive debt. The James Bond franchise, no matter how fucked it is at times, is the driving income for MGM and buying it out would end them for good.

But also, I don't want to see Iger fuck up Stargate and Rocky if some neckbeard convinces him to buy MGM.

 

[Kane Lives]

The Ahsoka fanbase seems about as divided about Disney as the rest of the fandom. One half thinks Ahsoka is everything Rey isn't which is why the DT is bad in their eyes, the other half loves Disney because they glorify Ahsoka at every turn thanks to Filoni. This might make a few Disney hating Ahsoka waifuists (but only the most weirdly devoted) go to the Disney side, that much is possible.


Iger fucking stop already. You're only good purchase was Marvel and that was only because Kevin Feige made good films until you had him make FemThor. And while the movies were succeeding, every other part of Marvel under Disney was in the gutter, like the video games, shows, cartoons and especially the godawful comics themselves.

Fucking Ahsoka was a mistake the moment she was introduced. Anakin needed no padawan, and Gennedy Wars was the superior TCW. Fuck Ahsoka, and the sperging fanbase she acquired just because she's a strong independent womyn. Filoni should never been allowed to put his waifu in. Thanks to this faggot, we'll never ever get a Shaak-Ti origin story or another Togruta for that matter.

There, I said it.

 

[Xerxes IX]

He also had Feige make Black Panther as well, which is what he brings up now whenever he gets called out for not taking risks.

The only risk Marvel took was marketing it as a big black power affair while having the main villain be a WE WUZ KANGS/ BLM type. Other than that it was a generic MCU movie. It also wasn't risky at all to make a Black Panther movie when his character often gets cited as one of the best parts of Civil War. Holy shit, stop the presses you made a movie out of one of tbe most popular side characters in one of the movies AND GET THIS IT'S SET IN AFRICA SO IT'S GOING TO HAVE MOSTLY BLACK PEOPLE. Give me a break.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

>cleared 1000 pages before EPIX
We did it /kiwi/

And another fucking trailer came out titled "SHE" with the Duel of Fates theme from the prequels for some reason.

It's so hollow. There's literally no reason to use Duel of the Fates, they're just desperate and having nothing left but to pander to Prequel fans after shitting on Jar Jar Binks 4 years ago.

I think the merchandise for IX might be getting out of hand...
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I mean look at this fucking thing. It belongs in the Cursed Images thread. How can you even stomach going to sleep at night while knowing this thing is in your house?

Who is this for?

Also here is the first complete view of the new moronic treadspeeders.
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Reminder that these things are mainly designed to be catapults that launch nu-jet troopers into the air. That's the only reason its rear end hovers instead of being a full on land vehicle. Any vehicle or scifi vehicle spergs in this thread who might be interested in reviewing this thing?

Just airbrush the stupid tank treads out and you've got a heavily-armored speeder. Man, that was easy.

What in the holy hell did I just read?

I quote: "The best course of action, though, is to realize the movie or show in your head isn’t real and figure out why the people behind the project didn’t do that. Only in that understanding and acceptance can true satisfaction be found. "

Here comes super-shill Germain Lussier to save the day.

"Don't expect anything. Just consume product and get excited for next product."

As of Dec 12, Knives Out has done 120M TBO/~70Million domestic on a 40 Million budget. It is still running but has slowed, still doing over a million a day.
I didn't see too much of an ad blitz for it, other than media shills, so its on track to make a tidy profit even if it isn't a run away success.

I would like to believe Disney isn't dumb enough to give Rian a shilogy, but who the fuck knows anymore.

So like 3x the budget. Far cry from the likes of Joker, but I'm sure this is enough fuel to spin his reputation into orbit.

Its funny because Vader force chokes to death anyone who looks at him funny on a bad day(in a "good" day, he does it just enough so the message is sent). This bitch wouldnt last more than a day with movie vader and even less EU Vader. Vader doesnt hurt only those who are more powerful than him (like Sideous) or that in a rare case, earns his respect (like Tarkin). This bitch's sass would get her killed very fucking quickly, Vader has killed way more important and useful people than her in the past so there would be no excuse.
I just wished Leia would appear and shoot her in the jaw with a blaster in the finale, a real female against the writer's mary sue.

How could anyone forget this modern iconic scene from Marvel:

I bet dollars to donuts that if Aphra's ship even shows up for just one second in the move, they'll use it as a shield. And if her show on Disney+ fails as badly as her comics they'll pull the same stunt, unless casuals actually fall for that trap.

Why would Aphra give half a shit? Didn't she work for Vader and the Empire?

 

[Creep3r]

So as a quick update, I've said before that I haven't seen a single piece of advertisement for IX in public aside from some pez dispensers. As of last week, I began seeing TV spots for IX and as of this week, for the first time, I finally see one billboard with IX on it that's sharing space with some car insurance shit. Aside from that, Cheerios boxes have some kind of contest to win tickets to IX. That's pretty much all of it. I remember before TFA and TLJ came out, this shit was fucking everywhere for months before the premiere, now nothing comes out until the last fucking minute. What about you guys? Have any of you seen any changes around you?

As for merch, the only place I've seen any SW merch is at Walmart, but the SW section is no different than it was months ago. It sort of looks like this, except without the Solo dolls.

So what have you all to share? Any status updates? More advertisement? Less advertisement?

The only risk Marvel took was marketing it as a big black power affair while having the main villain be a WE WUZ KANGS/ BLM type. Other than that it was a generic MCU movie. It also wasn't risky at all to make a Black Panther movie when his character often gets cited as one of the best parts of Civil War. Holy shit, stop the presses you made a movie out of one of tbe most popular side characters in one of the movies AND GET THIS IT'S SET IN AFRICA SO IT'S GOING TO HAVE MOSTLY BLACK PEOPLE. Give me a break.

It bothered me to no end how they kept calling it the first black superhero movie... What happened to Blade? Spawn? Or worse, calling Black Panther the first and only black superhero...

 

[Rotollo]

The real question is; would Orange Buttcheeks being present actually sway any fence sitters?

only if she shows tummy