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[melty]

It's one thing for Jackson to let some other dude bang his wife while he cries and masturbates in the next room, but I'm sure even his family won't accept someone else knocking Becky up and making Jackson raise it and foot the bill.

I can certainly picture Jacks' parents losing their shit, demanding a DNA test, and cutting him off once it's revealed that some fat tranny NEET was the true father.

Cucksons dad, the ESPN executive, who might have put his foot down, is dead. He died in 2015 though, after Becky came along. At least one of his kids was successful, so maybe he gave up on Cuckson. I'm not sure Daniel was involved yet at that point.
Cuckson's MOM is still alive, but if her books are anything to go by she's... nice?

I read one of her books out of curiosity. She writes "cozy mysteries"; there are "Cheese Shop Mysteries", "Cookbook Nook Mysteries" "French Bistro Mysteries" and possibly some others.
They are adult mystery books for women that are extremely inoffensive and food-themed. The book I read, a "Cheese Shop Mystery", lived up to the genre name. The protagonist is likeable. She runs a cheese shop her grandparents used to run, and has a number of cutesy friends in a small, close-knit, bougie fantasy town, as well as a mysterious hot farmer love interest. The stakes are low. Some guy is murdered, but nobody likes him, including his wife and child. Theres not really cursing in the book, no detailed descriptions of the murder, there's kind of sex but it's nothing beyond what you would see in a family friendly TV show (characters caught under bedsheets). The protagonist occasionally describes some of her favorite cheese pairings. Almost everybody is white, and it goes without saying they are all cis and in heteronormative relationships. It's a fine book if you don't want to read something intense that will make you think too hard. It's like a Babysitter's Club Mystery, but for adults. I was half-hoping there would be a blue-haired bitch character shrieking about pronouns, but no dice; there IS reference that the protagonist's brother's ex-wife is a useless cunt that everybody hates, but I have to read further in the series to get more details and I'm not sure I want to do that. I might, though.

After reading the book, I cannot see this woman sitting down with her son and threatening to cut him off, or wanting to really believe the depths of degeneracy of the relationship he's in. It's honestly incredibly weird that this woman is Jackson's mother. I'm still not sure I really believe it. But the links seem to be there.
I guess she could be an author whose books are nothing like how she really is. She could be a stone cold bitch who'd set Becky on fire if she could get away with it. But, I doubt it.

 

[talk talk talk]

After reading the book, I cannot see this woman sitting down with her son and threatening to cut him off, or wanting to really believe the depths of degeneracy of the relationship he's in. It's honestly incredibly weird that this woman is Jackson's mother. I'm still not sure I really believe it. But the links seem to be there.
I guess she could be an author whose books are nothing like how she really is. She could be a stone cold bitch who'd set Becky on fire if she could get away with it. But, I doubt it.

I dunno. It takes a lot of self-discipline to crank out a bunch of readable books, so Mama Cuckson probably has her shit together. If I had to wager, I'd bet she is profoundly disappointed with Cuckson, but is impeccably polite about it. If Cuckson's father was careful and smart (and considering his successful wife and career), his estate is probably tied up in trusts both to avoid taxes and to keep Becky's hands off of it.

If, as we suspect, the Becky Polycule takes an income hit next year, look for her to start complaining about Cuckson's family not helping them out. Up to now, Becky's low and native cunning has kept her from coming between a cuck and his mother, but when she does . . . . The Milk Will Flow!

 

[Trombonista]

some fat tranny NEET

Oh please, we all know Becky's type, and it's cishet men.

 

[AnOminous]

"A day just for me" has triggered me. I've erased a 3 paragraph, powerleveling spergout, and I will condense it down to THIS FUCKING BITCH. Thank you.

I knew I wasn't the only one in this thread driven to a complete chimpout by this cunt that I then had to delete because it was so cringy. I bet some other people in this thread have done the same.

Oh please, we all know Becky's type, and it's cishet men.

What's funny is she likes alpha males, who give her a solid dicking. She utterly despises cucks, and she has two of them.

 

[Army Burger]

Oh please, we all know Becky's type, and it's cishet men.

and cucks

 

[AnOminous]

and cucks

She actually hates cucks. That's the funny thing.

 

[Kheapathic]

After reading the book, I cannot see this woman sitting down with her son and threatening to cut him off, or wanting to really believe the depths of degeneracy of the relationship he's in. It's honestly incredibly weird that this woman is Jackson's mother. I'm still not sure I really believe it. But the links seem to be there.
I guess she could be an author whose books are nothing like how she really is. She could be a stone cold bitch who'd set Becky on fire if she could get away with it. But, I doubt it.

Everybody has a public face and a private face, and maybe a few more situation depending. I know a person who is absolutely a two-faced bitch. Not gonna get too much into it, but think of one of the most sacchrine sweet people you can think of; always has something nice to say, compliments abound, loves her kids, her kids friends, etc etc. One of her sons got his girlfriend knocked up out or wedlock (did I mention she's heavy religions); on the surface and out in public "Oh yes! X-child got Y-girl his girlfriend pregnant, I'm gonna be a grandmother!" In private, "When that kid comes out, I'm getting a DNA test. I don't trust that little whore." And that is an exact quote. Just personal experience, you never really know until you're in that situation, or get to hear them talk in a private setting.

 

[AnOminous]

In private, "When that kid comes out, I'm getting a DNA test. I don't trust that little whore."

She's probably right though.

 

[ZeeMarin]

“Almost everybody is white, and it goes without saying they are all cis and in heteronormative relationships.”
If she wrote about anyone else, it would be cultural appropriation, right?

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

I knew I wasn't the only one in this thread driven to a complete chimpout by this cunt that I then had to delete because it was so cringy. I bet some other people in this thread have done the same.

Oh, god no, I bet there is a fucking army of posters who have done this. I certainly have. I think I recall a couple suggestions in this thread that the Alog/MATI rating be disabled for Bex. I would fully support this, though I know Null wouldn't do that. Not sure how to check the stats, but I wonder if anybody has even been rated MATI in this thread? If you follow Bex, you fully get why someone can go foam-at-the-mouth alog about her.

It's amazing that even though she is not a true predator like the Bates, Edens, Terras, Nicky Nybergs that we follow, the hatred level for her certainly nears those realms.

 

[Wargarbl]

Oh, god no, I bet there is a fucking army of posters who have done this. I certainly have. I think I recall a couple suggestions in this thread that the Alog/MATI rating be disabled for Bex. I would fully support this, though I know Null wouldn't do that. Not sure how to check the stats, but I wonder if anybody has even been rated MATI in this thread? If you follow Bex, you fully get why someone can go foam-at-the-mouth alog about her.

It's amazing that even though she is not a true predator like the Bates, Edens, Terras, Nicky Nybergs that we follow, the hatred level for her certainly nears those realms.

It takes a lot to get a MATI in this thread because Becky is such a contemptible cunt that rarely suffers any consequences for being awful. It's what makes her difficult to follow as a cow.

Most cows are terrible, terrible people but also live a garbage life, barely existing off e-begging or similar NEET welfare plays. Becky lives a better life than most people in the western world, off the backs of two walking wallets that she despises while doing various menial jobs until the first opportunity came to take an early retirement into upper middle class luxury on their dime. That's hard to reconcile without kind of hating her.

She's a toxic fat slob that should be living alone with 3 cats and barely scrape by on a tugboat and other people's pity. Instead, Becky is the chubby embodiment of lucking into western decadence while being a soulless husk of spite.

 

[Water-T]

The Jewish community does need people like Truth B. Told, because someone who constantly brags about not keeping kosher, doesn't believe in G-d, practices witchcraft, and goes on expensive vacations instead of going to Temple on High Holy Days is a pretend Jew and doesn't deserve to call themselves one.

 

[AnOminous]

It's amazing that even though she is not a true predator like the Bates, Edens, Terras, Nicky Nybergs that we follow, the hatred level for her certainly nears those realms.

She literally doesn't commit crimes, murder people, torture animals, or any of the truly enraging things yet somehow she can get you super A-Log mad. She is actually a classic cow for this reason. Somehow she can accomplish this.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

After reading the book, I cannot see this woman sitting down with her son and threatening to cut him off, or wanting to really believe the depths of degeneracy of the relationship he's in. It's honestly incredibly weird that this woman is Jackson's mother. I'm still not sure I really believe it. But the links seem to be there.
I guess she could be an author whose books are nothing like how she really is. She could be a stone cold bitch who'd set Becky on fire if she could get away with it. But, I doubt it.

Having a not-so-quick dig though the thread, Mama Gerber seems to be more the "Live and let live type" from the little I could glean.

The worst complaint Bex levvied against her is that while her in-laws do try to make an effort to respect pronouns and so on - if she dresses feminine they tended to slide into she/her by accident - but grandparents or Jackson's brother and his wife explained it to their own kids. One poster who knew of Bex prior to the thead starting mentioned that Bex had a reeee session after leaning that Mama Gerber wanted to talk to Jackson about finances, but told him to keep it hush hush from Bex but no details on what that was about. Since then there doesn't seem to have been any additional issues.

I couldn't find it at the time, but I'm sure she's been to the Gerbers before and just mild accidental misgendering has sent her sobbing into the corner. But Jackson's folks tend to be more willing to shower Bex with gifts at holidays vs Mami and Papi.

Bex has mentioned having the nephews over in the past and apparently they do know Bex has 2 very special people in her life. So there seems to be some level of acceptance of the situation.

 

[Water-T]

I couldn't find it at the time, but I'm sure she's been to the Gerbers before and just mild accidental misgendering has sent her sobbing into the corner. But Jackson's folks tend to be more willing to shower Bex with gifts at holidays vs Mami and Papi.

Well, sure. They think that there's still a possibility that Becky will produce grandchildren with their son, so of course they are going to be all rainbows and lollipops to her.

But even the most understanding family would flip their shit when they find out that their daughter in law got knocked up with some other dude's baby and she's expecting their cucked son to pay for and raise the kid like it's his own.

This is why I think Becky keeps waffling on getting knocked up - she's pulling a Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin kept dangling a carrot in front of her fans, offering the possibility of running for President herself but never following through, because why try for such a thankless, hard job when you can just continue to get book and TV deals just by delivering empty promises? It's much more advantageous to Becky to keep dangling that carrot and continue to reap the benefits without all the headache and pain of childbirth and child rearing.

As much as I'm sure Becky would find it the ultimate turn on to cuck her eunuchs and make them raise the kid, she's smart enough to know that popping out a baby that isn't Jackson's will result in his family cutting them both off from the family fortune in a snap.

 

[melty]

Becky has been sperging off and on about planners lately. This makes a lot of sense to me, because for some reason the planner community and planning related hashtags are full of people who don't really work and don't have much to plan, but are irresistibly drawn to the process anyway. Discussing on Twitter how many days a week she's going to do nothing is one thing, but why leave it at that when you can buy a bunch of shit and formally record how little you're going to do in a book?

Of course, she picks a bunch of stickers that are just whining about how hard life is and what a pathetic failure she is at merely existing, as well as excuses about why she needs time off on particular days.

Spoiler: stickers

Come on Becky, all the good housewives will at least throw some cheesy inspirational quotes in there. Sad!

 

[Kheapathic]

The fuck is up with those stickers. Real talk, I know it's around 2010 or so (at least when I started noticing); but when did it become cute/trendy/whatever to be a trash human? There's wanting to be lazy, and N33Ts, and everything else; but when did "I'm shit at functioning at a baseline level" become popular? It's one thing to be awkward as fuck when growing up; but a majority of people should (or used to) grow out of it to some degree. Instead we have spinsters and wine aunts trying the "lol, I'm so quirky" shit.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Well, sure. They think that there's still a possibility that Becky will produce grandchildren with their son, so of course they are going to be all rainbows and lollipops to her.

But even the most understanding family would flip their shit when they find out that their daughter in law got knocked up with some other dude's baby and she's expecting their cucked son to pay for and raise the kid like it's his own.

You might accept it on the basis that said son maybe doesn't have the best genes and getting that turkey basted is still something he can tag his family name to even if it's a "my wifes son/daughter" situation.

That and she was already going to have a kid by someone other than Jackson before all this, and wasn't exactly shy about broadcasting that. Jackson's brother seems to follow them on twitter - so I think they know there's a high chance any kid Bex might have will likely not actually be a blood relative.

It's also interesting reading way back in the thread - right before the whole riot saga she frequently mentioned Jackson as "hubbie" but this nickname has long fallen to the wayside and she refers to him far less over Daniel these days.

Also - I can understand maybe like getting one set of stickers for something like a "self-care" or "free day!" thing - but literally all the stickers she's purchased are basically "I'm having a bad day go away". Great mindset.

 

[AnOminous]

Also - I can understand maybe like getting one set of stickers for something like a "self-care" or "free day!" thing - but literally all the stickers she's purchased are basically "I'm having a bad day go away". Great mindset.

Every day is a bad day when you're a completely worthless cunt whore like Becky. There is just no day that being as absolutely shit a person as Becky is is good.

 

[Pronoun Party]

Becky has been sperging off and on about planners lately. This makes a lot of sense to me, because for some reason the planner community and planning related hashtags are full of people who don't really work and don't have much to plan, but are irresistibly drawn to the process anyway. Discussing on Twitter how many days a week she's going to do nothing is one thing, but why leave it at that when you can buy a bunch of shit and formally record how little you're going to do in a book?

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Of course, she picks a bunch of stickers that are just whining about how hard life is and what a pathetic failure she is at merely existing, as well as excuses about why she needs time off on particular days.

Spoiler: stickers

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Come on Becky, all the good housewives will at least throw some cheesy inspirational quotes in there. Sad!

At $4 apiece you're looking at around $24 (not counting shipping) blown on useless stickers to help her feel ~quirky~ about being a worthless drain on her household... and she hasn't even quit her job yet. This bodes excellently. I am going to be tickled pink at all the ways she will find to waste even more money once she no longer has a job to keep her tardwrangled for 8 hours out of the day. The cucks are in for quite the wake up call.