You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Taking my cat to the vet for his twice a year checkup and having some old bitch in the waiting room tell me I'm a bad pet owner because he's strictly an indoor cat.

First of all, it's none of your fucking business. Second, outside cats have a drastically shorter lifespan than indoor cats. Mine is 13 and still has the energy of a kitten. Third, anyone who declaws their pets has no goddamn business telling other people they're bad pet owners. That's a smart idea, declaw the cat and leave him outside unable to defend himself.

Stupid fucking cunt.
 
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That's a hard one. I'm not easy to piss off, but if I had to pick something it would be mildly autistic people who "can't help it". I had a math class with this one kid who looked like and had the presence or a wrecking ball. He was pretty smart and had the capacity to be self-sufficient, but instead decided to blame his mild autism on the fact that he's a greasy loser. Every single day, he would very obnoxiously discuss memes that he found on some JoJo subreddit. And by obnoxiously, I mean yelling catchphrases from it. I did not have a good grade in that class
 
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AnOminous said:
People chimping the fuck out for being told "happy holidays" like the retail chimp ordered to say that exact phrase sodomized the Baby Jesus in front of them.
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This. All those greetings mean is "corporate aloha" anyway, when they're said by the retail chimp.

A friend of mine was a deputy sheriff, but he answered to "officer", "sheriff", "detective", or whatever. It all meant the same thing, and as long as no one thought he had more authority than he did, who cares what the stupes call you?
 
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AprilRains said:
This. All those greetings mean is "corporate aloha" anyway, when they're said by the retail chimp.

A friend of mine was a deputy sheriff, but he answered to "officer", "sheriff", "detective", or whatever. It all meant the same thing, and as long as no one thought he had more authority than he did, who cares what the stupes call you?
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I know someone who is a constable. Guess who knows what the fuck a constable is? Nobody knows that shit.
 
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Digital Thunder said:
The whole “kill your landlord” thing thoroughly upsets me. My mind immediately goes to my dad getting his shit beaten because of some faggot who spouts that meme.

ETA: On a lighter note, that thing where over/on-ear headphones with soft faux leather pads start flaking and peeling after a fair few years of use.
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It's nothing to worry about. The people that cry this mantra tend to be overweight and underemployed danger hairs. You're fine.
 
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Cheemsburbger said:
That's a hard one. I'm not easy to piss off, but if I had to pick something it would be mildly autistic people who "can't help it". I had a math class with this one kid who looked like and had the presence or a wrecking ball. He was pretty smart and had the capacity to be self-sufficient, but instead decided to blame his mild autism on the fact that he's a greasy loser. Every single day, he would very obnoxiously discuss memes that he found on some JoJo subreddit. And by obnoxiously, I mean yelling catchphrases from it. I did not have a good grade in that class
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I was sort of like that at school, do I deserve the death penalty?
 
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Autumnal Equinox said:
I miss the era of multiplayer where it's just you and a couple friends sitting on a couch duking it out. Fuck online multiplayer. I always seem to get matched up against people blatantly cheating at the game, or I get some load on our team who drags us all down.

And nowhere near an unpopular opinion but mobile games can fuck right off to hell. The only people that can stay competitive in them are the autists who spends hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars a month on them. Skill? What's that? I don't need skill when I have my NEETbux or mommy's credit card to win for me!
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There are for the most part only horrible mobile pay to win RPGs, ill admit I love them though. Been playing a new game merchant RPG, either free or 10$ one time flat fee to unlock all the expansions and little bells and whistles. Been super addictive. If you like building classes, items, spreadsheets, and a little bit of strategy its super fun.

Being trapped at work. One of the more militant places ive worked, 30 min lunch break, cant be late. Pays good though but I miss having the freedom to take 2 hour lunch breaks to just go drink every once in a while.
 
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I can't stand people who are taking everything personal.
I've got a colleague who's always asking stupid questions and is pissed when you're annoyed.
Eg I had 3 nightshifts in a row and when I was writing down the documentation and had to concentrate a bit, she wouldn't stop asking stupid questions and when I was a bit grumpy (come on, I was tired and had to concentrate. 12 hours nightshift) she was like: "Oh did I say something wrong? What's the matter? Are you mad?"
Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. FFS.

And she apparently looooves to discuss stuff and always tries to get you on her side.
 
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The Twitter LGBT community

Instead of trying to be like normal straight people as well as normal sane LGBTs they act like they are morality lords and that you should listen to everything they say or you are a bad person that deserves to rot in hell.

Im guessing most of these people are migrants of Tumblr because Twitter wasn’t always this bad.
 
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The Twitter LGBT community

Instead of trying to be like normal straight people as well as normal sane LGBTs they act like they are morality lords and that you should listen to everything they say or you are a bad person that deserves to rot in hell.
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And they do this while simultaneously being as disgusting and degenerate as humanly possible, too. Seriously act normal before you attack normal people for being normal you gigantic fucking faggots.
 
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People who can never apologize for anything wrong they have done, or mistakes they made. I'm not one of those assholes who want someone to grovel and beg for forgiveness, I'd be happy with a simple "oh, my bad dude" and leave it at that, but can't even get that. Everyone in my area seems to be that particular breed of chucklefuck who thinks their shit doesn't stink, they're perfect in every way, and anyone who might get annoyed or frustrated at their constant fuck ups or autistic as hell mood swings is just being "a hater"
 
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