Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[An Sionnach Seang]

She's a toxic fat slob that should be living alone with 3 cats and barely scrape by on a tugboat and other people's pity. Instead, Becky is the chubby embodiment of lucking into western decadence while being a soulless husk of spite.

or better still, three cats that hate her and promptly fuck off elsewhere given the first opportunity to do so
cats can be incredibly affectionate but they have no appetite for bullshit at all

 

[Water-T]

The fuck is up with those stickers. Real talk, I know it's around 2010 or so (at least when I started noticing); but when did it become cute/trendy/whatever to be a trash human? There's wanting to be lazy, and N33Ts, and everything else; but when did "I'm shit at functioning at a baseline level" become popular? It's one thing to be awkward as fuck when growing up; but a majority of people should (or used to) grow out of it to some degree. Instead we have spinsters and wine aunts trying the "lol, I'm so quirky" shit.

Becky is just fishing for asspats, just like when she would post all those "OMG I'M SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON A BLOO A BLOO ABLOO" and all her clitlickers would line up to cry "OH NO YOU'RE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING PERSON AND WE ALL LUUUUV YOU!" just like she was hoping for.

If anything, this lazy hoe probably thinks she's going to be the next Martha Stewart.

You might accept it on the basis that said son maybe doesn't have the best genes and getting that turkey basted is still something he can tag his family name to even if it's a "my wifes son/daughter" situation.

That and she was already going to have a kid by someone other than Jackson before all this, and wasn't exactly shy about broadcasting that. Jackson's brother seems to follow them on Twitter - so I think they know there's a high chance any kid Bex might have will likely not actually be a blood relative.

If you're talking about Punning Pundit's so-called baby, you have to remember that we're talking about "I've had over 9000 miscarriages!" Becky here. Pregnancy was one of his fetishes (IIRC), so this could have been another Basic Becky lie to keep him around. Also, we have no idea if Jackson's family reads her social media or how much of it she allows them see. I'm pretty sure she's still lying to their face and telling them that her and Cuck #1 are going to give them a grandchild any day now, but gee it sure would help the process if they gave them more money?

In a way, Becky is another Onision, because she keeps dangling a baby carrot.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Chu-chu's tweet:

 

[Fagnacious D]

Spoiler: stickers

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Come on Becky, all the good housewives will at least throw some cheesy inspirational quotes in there. Sad!

Those stickers are really ugly.

 

[Water-T]

Glinner was warned that NPCs will not hesitate to eat each other for Wrong Think, but sometimes a motherfucker has to learn the hard way.

Imagine allying with crazy people who believe that a mentally diseased Attic Gnome LARPing as woman should be treated as a woman, and then being attacked by them for not adhering to the shared delusion. That's some wild stuff, huh, Glinnie? Almost as crazy as believing a person that dresses and acts like a woman is somehow a man, or that a person who eats pork with dairy and skips Temple on the High Holy days is a Jew! MIND BLOWN!

 

[Kheapathic]

Open Secret Gamer Girl.

 

[repentance]

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Chu-chu's tweet:

How is Jake a "gamergate victim"? No-one had ever heard of SGG before gamergate and the only reason they did hear of him is because he tried to use it to raise his own profile and gain influence. He didn't even get a thread here until GG was well and truly over.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

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Chu-chu's tweet:

This entire Glinner drama has produced some of the best Becky sperging that I’ve seen for a long time

”As a librarian” oh fuck off Becky.

(That oswald user claim to be 14 so
it’s understandable why they may not be aware of it)

oh my god

This is so meta guys

EVERYONE IS A SECRET KF MEMBER



Try eating less hannukah fries Becky

Random jew sperging and begging for loyal paypiggies.

 

[Water-T]

Your own habit of eating delivered takeout on regular and fusing your ass to the couch is making you look "not photogenic", Becky. Don't try to the lay blame on the dog. On the plus side, now you are starting to look like the man you always claim you are, so you got that going for you.

(T

Don't get mad because other people aren't autistically obsessed with gamergate like you, Becky. Also, you're not a fucking librarian. You're someone who used to get paid to sift through metadata and now you're a stay at home lump. BUT BLAH BLAH BLAH DEGREE. Jackson's got all these legal degrees, but since he's just a glorified coffee gofer, that doesn't make him a lawyer now, does it?

HAHAHA. Oh lord, just look at that award winning performance. "SEEING THOSE SCROLLS TRIGGERED ME!". Cunt can't just take an edible - she's gotta have some over the top reason for getting her lazy ass baked. Crazy how the mere sight of these scrolls are getting Becky all tilted, but is totally unbothered eating treyf foods and skipping out on Synagogue attendance on the High Holy days. That's a real head scratcher!

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

That babushka bomb went off hard. No amount of blue hair dye can disguise it.

 

[repentance]

I hope the cucks can afford to keep her in edibles. I have a feeling it's going to be an expensive habit.

 

[Kheapathic]

Ah yes, I remember my days of going to the county library after school. It was the 90's and while the internet did exist; web1.0 was shit and data wasn't as open or available as it is now. I remember going to the frumpy lady with her oversized glasses and asked her about where to research World War 2. Her only reply was, "The card catalogue exists, bitch" with a look of scorn. Excellent library work Beck, 10/10, would meta data again.

 

[Water-T]

I hope the cucks can afford to keep her in edibles. I have a feeling it's going to be an expensive habit.

Between her constant demands for home delivered meals, expensive toys, even more expensive Disney trips/hotel stays, and now pricey edibles, Becky and the Cuck Bros are going to be broke before the Spring. Even with taking Jackson's (alleged) raise into consideration, there's no way they can keep Becky living on the hog like that unless Cuckson's family are propping them up.

My theory that all this baby talk was all a way to manipulate Cuckson's family into being her paypig is seeming more and more likely.

 

[Trombonista]

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Chu-chu's tweet:

Glinner, Arthur Chu, a mention of SGG... it's a cavalcade of cows!

 

[Armitage]

She seems to be getting high almost any day now. I think when she starts being a housewife there is a decent chance that she will just be high the entire day and will soon spend most of their money on expensive edibles rather than just getting regular weed or hash

 

[Water-T]

She seems to be getting high almost any day now. I think when she starts being a housewife there is a decent chance that she will just be high the entire day and will soon spend most of their money on expensive edibles rather than just getting regular weed or hash

But of course! Only the very best for Becky!

I can't wait until she starts demanding Kosher weed brownies that were blessed by a rabbi at the Wailing Wall and flown in the same day via air delivery....only to gorge on door delivered pulled pork sandwiches and milkshakes because she had the munchies because muh Cuban heritage.

I wonder if Cuckson's mom knows how terrible a steady diet of weed and junk food is to a growing fetus.

 

[qt farmer :)]

wasn't she really big into candle shit before becoming a GG lolcow? how does she not know that Yankee Candles exist in almost every major outlet & drug store? or does she think she's above them?
and why does she care whether or not they're decently-priced? she's not spending her own money anymore.

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I wonder who is, as always, utterly fucking butthurt over Glinner's existence on twitter:

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Glinner speaks for a lot of people when he says that if he'd realized how many brave trans warriors were just the absolute most stereotypical web-dwelling unwashed neckbeards with a terabyte of pirated pornography, they wouldn't have fallen for the rest of the nonsense. This is why the trans movement needs its Blaire Whites and Jazz Jennings, to cover up these guys so you can pretend they're a couple of bad apples.

I wonder if, when Jake is talking about the couple of dozen terves (who all have huge media platforms yet have not converted anyone but that initial couple dozen to their cause), he realizes that there are trans people out there trying frantically to pretend that people like him are vanishingly rare, that there are only a couple dozen really stupid men out there LARPing as transitioners and leeching off government benefits while talking about how they're the epicenter of feminism.

 

[valis]

My theory that all this baby talk was all a way to manipulate Cuckson's family into being her paypig is seeming more and more likely.

It does seem very plausible, except that there's the other, successful Gerber son; wouldn't you focus all your grandparently wishes on him rather than want Becky's genes attached to anything of yours? Supporting the kid once it comes is one thing, but doing anything to encourage its conception is very different.

I do agree that the point of any future baby is for Becky to get a solid grip on the Gerber cash; don't they have weird laws about paternal liability regardless of actual paternity where they live?

 

[Wargarbl]

It does seem very plausible, except that there's the other, successful Gerber son; wouldn't you focus all your grandparently wishes on him rather than want Becky's genes attached to anything of yours? Supporting the kid once it comes is one thing, but doing anything to encourage its conception is very different.

I do agree that the point of any future baby is for Becky to get a solid grip on the Gerber cash; don't they have weird laws about paternal liability regardless of actual paternity where they live?

Jackson's brother already has kids. Several, I'm pretty sure. He also lives in the LA area, so Mama Gerber probably gets plenty of time with the grandkids. The pressure should not be on Jackson at all in that regard.

I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure a husband is responsible for a child born in wedlock unless they actively contest paternity. Why do you think gold-digging Becky has made sure Jackson is the one on the legal hook despite otherwise completely ignoring him? Jackson is a walking long term financial play. It's almost sad, if he wasn't so dutifully complicit.