Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Does Black Hole Holmberg hear himself sometimes?

What's that age old saying?

Nobody can hear you scream in space? Yeah.

Nobody can hear you sperg either, not even yourself.

Keep sperging into the void about how you aren't a pedophile, Shaney.

It's okay though because her father allowed her to get raped by a grown ass man though.

 

[Aria]

Does Black Hole Holmberg hear himself sometimes?

What's that age old saying?

Nobody can hear you scream in space? Yeah.

Nobody can hear you sperg either, not even yourself.

Keep sperging into the void about how you aren't a pedophile, Shaney.

no one really cares about Shane or value his opinons.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

It's okay though because her father allowed her to get raped by a grown ass man though.

Did he sign a field trip permission slip for her?

She gone and field tripped onto Shane's dick and the rest is history.

 

[Dean Pentel]

no one really cares about Shane or value his opinons.

Nobody anyone actually cares to listen to, anyway.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Did he sign a field trip permission slip for her?

She gone and field tripped onto Shane's dick and the rest is history.

I hate to imagine what age that was if he was around the time she was a baby. He's such a sick and disgusting fucker.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Nobody anyone actually cares to listen to, anyway.

I was about to say PULL seems to like Shane but the majority of their user base has daddy issues and would love to be taken care of by an older dude in exchange for mediocre sex despite screaming about feminism.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

I hate to imagine what age that was if he was around the time she was a baby. He's such a sick and disgusting fucker.

Shane was about in his 20s at the time his so-called best friend had Rebecca, IIRC. His deviance and degeneracy already showed when he made those frequent visits the more time passed by as he slowly groomed her into her adult years.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I was about to say PULL seems to like Shane but the majority of their user base has daddy issues and would love to be taken care of by an older dude in exchange for mediocre sex despite screaming about feminism.

Sitting there like a blowup doll is worse than mediocre sex. May as well send PULL user base some rabbits. or bullets.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Sitting there like a blowup doll is worse than mediocre sex. May as well send PULL user base some rabbits. or bullets.

Ok, but only if 1) we absolutely leave the cute, sweet bunnies out of this, and 2) send the bullets out of the muzzle of a firearm, and not via FedEx or similar.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ok, but only if 1) we absolutely leave the cute, sweet bunnies out of this, and 2) send the bullets out of the muzzle of a firearm, and not via FedEx or similar.

I was talking about vibrators, but that works too. However, you wouldn't need to shoot them. They do a good enough job on their own.

 

[Son of Sparda 84]

Hey @Shane_Yes_That_One. Didn't you say that Monica and Ron had insurance so they can pay their fees easily? Why is Lemongrab appealing then?

 

[MadPanda]

Hey @Shane_Yes_That_One. Didn't you say that Monica and Ron had insurance so they can pay their fees easily? Why is Lemongrab appealing then?

I could potentially answer that one, assuming he is not lying about insurance covering it(which he probably is), but I wanna see what pedoshoe has to say.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I could potentially answer that one, assuming he is not lying about insurance covering it(which he probably is), but I wanna see what pedoshoe has to say.

But he said appeals are for losers.

 

[MadPanda]

But he said appeals are for losers.

I will speak the language of holmberg.

"WeLL YoU SeE ThE dEfeNsE dId NoT lOsE, bUt WeRe NoT gIvEn PrOpEr FeEs So It Is DiFfErEnT YoU vIcStAnS!"




jesus never typing like that again

Also screw it ill answer that he will probably claim something retarded like the insurance company requiring an appeal before making a payment.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I will speak the language of holmberg.

"WeLL YoU SeE ThE dEfeNsE dId NoT lOsE, bUt WeRe NoT gIvEn PrOpEr FeEs So It Is DiFfErEnT YoU vIcStAnS!"




jesus never typing like that again

The language of a black hole is so bland and redundant, yet said with the intention of being threatening.

What is he gonna do, kill us with repetitive speech?

 

[FrigginWeeb]

The language of a black hole is so bland and redundant, yet said with the intention of being threatening.

What is he gonna do, kill us with repetitive speech?

worse
clapping emojis

 

[Dean Pentel]

But he said appeals are for losers.

Other things Shane also thinks are for losers: being successful at life, looking towards adults for sex and relationships, education, physical training and fitness, being interesting, being a good husband, actually being capable in a fight, financial prowess, worthwhile creative endeavors, having facial hair that doesn't immediately scream "FUCKING PEDO!!" to the world, etc.

 

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

I want to know what insurance is willing to cover even 5% of $170k in fees that weren't needed as shown by the other attorneys in this case.

All insurance would see the $170k, read Chupps ruling and see the others and go "Oh sorry we don't cover THAT"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Other things Shane also thinks are for losers: being successful at life, looking towards adults for sex and relationships, education, physical training and fitness, being interesting, being a good husband, actually being capable in a fight, financial prowess, worthwhile creative endeavors, having facial hair that doesn't immediately scream "FUCKING PEDO!!" to the world, etc.

Well shit, I guess I'm a loser. I never knew.

 

[Son of Sparda 84]

To answer for Vic. No @Shane_Yes_That_One. He doesn't

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