Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pond Scum]

Yo steph you exceptional individual isn't Friday the 13th supposed to be bad luck? Jesus Christ, if you are going to be a delusional superstition idiot at least get your superstitions right.

Not for witches, Friday the 13th is supposed to be a really lucky and spiritual day for Wiccans/The Tumblr witch community.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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Can cats have liquorice root? Its s blood thinner and one of the herbs you need to be careful about taking. It's used mainly for joint pain so has she accidentally admitted that peetie has some obesity related joint problems? Hes a bit young for arthritis.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

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All that family baggage and trauma you literally don't have.

Also, since when do we need to possess similar experiences to ugly cry over media?

 

[stuffandthings]

I love all of her inpeachment sperging. Impeachment failing has her panicking about four more years of Trump. Nice to know that a crazy anarcholiberal exceptional like Stapphy is aware that all the Dems running are unelectable. It's the economy stupid.

 

[Becky Ann Leeman]

Roast Bezos on an open fire, but no need to cut back on the Amazon gift cards. It is Christmas after all.

 

[homewayhalf]

Roast Bezos on an open fire, but no need to cut back on the Amazon gift cards. It is Christmas after all.

Stephanie is a straight-up capitalist. Look at her trying to sell her shitty art and bags instead of gifting them to people who want them (tbf, that’s nobody). She loves fast food despite the overwhelming evidence that those businesses exploit workers, animals, and the environment. She can’t see past her own gut. She’s obsessed with Amazon who as we all know embody capitalism. She doesn’t grow her own food (she can’t even cook a scrambled egg by all accounts), pay any taxes, or support independent shops (besides those shitty factory-made in China buttons) and restaurants. She does nothing anarchist.

 

[Vandy]

Can cats have liquorice root? Its s blood thinner and one of the herbs you need to be careful about taking. It's used mainly for joint pain so has she accidentally admitted that peetie has some obesity related joint problems? Hes a bit young for arthritis.

Pretty sure it's for "witchcraft".

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Pretty sure it's for "witchcraft".

Is she not into herbalism at all? Either way we all know Staphs not the type to clean up after herself, I've no doubt she'd leave it out where peetie could get at it.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Staph's Friday the 13th Full Moon™ curse fucking killed me.
I ended up getting a tiny black kitten friend and found an extra baggie of kush.
10/10 would get cursed again.

-But seriously. Imagine being so bad at your craft that your efforts are ineffective because you used the wrong item for the wrong spell. (In addition to curses and magic being fake, of course)

 

[Slice Me Up]

Stephanie is a straight-up capitalist. Look at her trying to sell her shitty art and bags instead of gifting them to people who want them (tbf, that’s nobody). She loves fast food despite the overwhelming evidence that those businesses exploit workers, animals, and the environment. She can’t see past her own gut. She’s obsessed with Amazon who as we all know embody capitalism. She doesn’t grow her own food (she can’t even cook a scrambled egg by all accounts), pay any taxes, or support independent shops (besides those shitty factory-made in China buttons) and restaurants. She does nothing anarchist.

And there's nothing wrong with that. It's just that she acts like she's so Woque and Commie but in actuality relies on capitalism to make her life even vaguely pleasurable. The irony is delicious.

Come on, Staph. It's okay. You can say capitalism has perks. Communism didn't sell you dollar menu Mickey D's or the Communist Manifesto for 99c.

 

[MaoBigDong]

Staph's Friday the 13th Full Moon™ curse fucking killed me.
I ended up getting a tiny black kitten friend and found an extra baggie of kush.
10/10 would get cursed again.

-But seriously. Imagine being so bad at your craft that your efforts are ineffective because you used the wrong item for the wrong spell. (In addition to curses and magic being fake, of course)

You laugh now, but mark my words one day that precious kitty is going to inadvertently give you cat scratch fever. Then and only then will you know the true power of Sapphire Crimson Claw: Witch, Succubus, Transgender activist, LMSW

 

[The Husbando Collector]

You laugh now, but mark my words one day that precious kitty is going to inadvertently give you cat scratch fever. Then and only then will you know the true power of Sapphire Crimson Claw: Witch, Succubus, Transgender activist, LMSW

You say that as if he isn't dangerously fat thanks to steph transmitted disease's lazy blobby ass.

 

[DatBepisTho]

You laugh now, but mark my words one day that precious kitty is going to inadvertently give you cat scratch fever. Then and only then will you know the true power of Sapphire Crimson Claw: Witch, Succubus, Transgender activist, LMSW

Staph is playing the long game here, I see.

I know you're shitposting, but that got me seriously thunking thunkful thoughts; How fucked does your immune system have to be to get taken out by a scratch or bite? I understand cats are like people and harbor some nasty bacteria in their mouths, but you'd have to never clean the wound or just be unlucky as hell to get that one cat carrying the bacteria and to have your lymph nodes fail.
If anything she's at risk of that curse backfiring right back on her given 1) peeling her cat's feet and 2) her bad hygiene.

-Growing up in a household with one or more indoor/outdoor cats probably grants you a bonus to overall immunity tho.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

More poo poo posting:

...I don't even want to know how she offers it to demons. I hope her parents don't have to clean that up

And she's still thinking about us, aww:

And now for a classic Stephanie meltdown:

...scratching yourself does not count as slitting your wrists, Stephanie.

"Team of fascists" lmao her posts are perfect for random.txt
And poor Diabeetie:

 

[cogsworth]

I genuinely feel bad for her dad. All she does is talk shit about him.

 

[Rat Baby]

I have to give her some credit for recognizing that her tantrums mirror her dad's behavior. I doubt her dad is the monster she portrays him as, but he does sound like a guy who was ill equipped to parent a kid like Steph and has never really learned how to interact with her. I'm sure that house isn't a pleasant place for anybody.

 

[Rap Scallion]

Poor Peetie is just not a photogenic cat.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Poor Peetie is just not a photogenic cat.

He learned how to pose from Staph.

She tried to slit her wrists because she didn't want to get her blood sugar taken??? What's the thought process here?

 

[Osyth Osyth]

He learned how to pose from Staph.

She tried to slit her wrists because she didn't want to get her blood sugar taken??? What's the thought process here?

I think she’s saying she brought up an irrelevant time when she tried to run away to make her dad feel bad for making her angry with the blood sugar stuff? Just to guilt trip him it seems.

 

[Rat Baby]

I think she’s saying she brought up an irrelevant time when she tried to run away to make her dad feel bad for making her angry with the blood sugar stuff? Just to guilt trip him it seems.

I read it as the last time he took her blood sugar was in 2014, and it went so badly that they had a huge fight and she ended up running out of the house and trying to slit her wrists under a bridge. As you do when you're 26 years old.