Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Muttnik]

So how about that Cats, huh?

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

So basically Palpy just goes AYYYY LMAO and that kicks off the plot.

Also, how does Leia even HAVE forces to send out to investigate? Everyone got wiped the fuck out in the last film thanks to Ruin.

"Just read the comics lmao" t. Disney

 

[Disc]

is the broadcast followed by Palps using Sith Magic to broadcast "back in black" to the entire Galaxy?

Don't be ridiculous.







He'd have to do Thriller with a group of the undead, like the Terminator and Ghostbusters franchises.

 

[Dom Cruise]

So basically Palpy just goes AYYYY LMAO and that kicks off the plot.

Also, how does Leia even HAVE forces to send out to investigate? Everyone got wiped the fuck out in the last film thanks to Ruin.

Guess who back? Sheev is back, tell a friend...

 

[Love Machine]

Wait did I miss something? Why did null hide the thread from public view.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Don't be ridiculous.







He'd have to do Thriller with a group of the undead, like the Terminator and Ghostbusters franchises.

But he is Sith and Sith wear black, they ain't zombies.

 

[Judge Holden]

He just forcibly rickrolls the galaxy....he fucking sheevrolls the galaxy as the opening shot of the movie...

 

[Creep3r]

Spoiler: Even the opening crawl is shit

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I can't believe this... Its worse than anything I could imagine...

Like I said before, you really got to work hard to fuck up on this scale. In some horrific way, it's a bit impressive. These people clearly are completely out of touch and are incapable of understanding anything that would create a good film. Even Rogue One, IMHO, was a fluke and frankly I thought it was average at best.



Fuck it, I know the Vong isn't liked here... but I largely liked the New Jedi Order series. But not without issues of my own. Sometimes they went too far and made decisions that I felt was stupid. But in some strange alternate universe where I was given the power to reboot the EU, I probably would have had the cut-off point at the Hand of Thrawn duology.

I could forgive NJO if they hadn't destroyed so many of my favorite planets and killed so many characters. I mean they even thought about killing Kyle Katarn at one point and that's just unforgivable to even think of such a thing. Also I wanted Anakin Solo to be the next gen of Chosen One and fight his brother... I had so many beefs with NJO, but now those beefs feel like nothing compared to Disney... Just fuck my shit up. Disney how could you fucking do this?!

 

[neverendingmidi]

Spoiler: Even the opening crawl is shit

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Dear god, they're ripping off Stephen Moffat and Sherlock.

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

That doesn't even seem long enough. Does the damn thing crawl at a Movie Bob pace?

Some 'tism lord already counted the words of each crawl on the leddit thread

 

[Marissa Moira]

>ships get blown up everyone killed you only have like 12 people in your group
>hears AYY LMAO
>suddenly nothing else matters and you send secret hidden fleet that secretly had 7,000 other people to go investigate

Maybe Obama was right, Women leaders are better than men?

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'm trying to not to take this as an omen that the 2020s is going to be the decade of the literal Apocalypse but well....

 

[Shield Breaker]

Wait did I miss something? Why did null hide the thread from public view.

He loves Star Wars since Jabba is the ultimate feedee.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

THEY KILLED OF THE SKYWALKER FAMILY?

My family is dragging me to watch this in a few days help me. :-(

 

[Tootsie Bear]

At times like this one I'm glad I haven't watched any of the Disney Star Wars films. They all sound so terrible and predictable.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Apparently the paid for Disney article shills will have the word "inspiring" in them a billion times and that Rey being "forgotten by history" is supposed to "encapsulate the history of women" because "women do all the real work but get none of the acclaim".

Now things could change, if the movie fucking bombs it's going to be an all hands on deck try and minimalize the fallout.

 

[Judge Holden]

STAR WARS EPISODE 9: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
ACT 1
SCENE 1

Kylo Ren: <silence>

Rey: <silence>

Leia: <silence>

Dead Luke: <silence>

Big Nigga Sheev:

 

[PseudoScrooge]

Spoiler: Even the opening crawl is shit

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Wow...they just waste no time in playing the Emperor card, do they? They just...go right to it.

Also, why is Rey training? Rey needs no training! She will just show up places, and be able to master new abilities! Bah!

 

[The Nothingness]

Spoiler: Even the opening crawl is shit

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"KYLO REN rages"?

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

As the great Rich Evans once said "How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?"