Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Shield Breaker]

What happens to Zorri and Leia please?

Zorri leaves and Poe follows like a little lost horn dog.

 

[Jaimas]

You know, Kiwis.... A man can spend a long time down there, in the comedy mines, looking for lulz upon which he can feed his family.

Sometimes it's easy to lose hope.

.....And then sometimes Lucasfilm gives you some fucking thermonuclear Autism that can change a man's life.

 

[Shield Breaker]

If Disney makes Windu Lando's dad, wouldn't that make there only one black family within the SW universe?

 

[JongleJingle]

Hang in there boys, this week will provide lulz the likes of which Mankind has failed to reach yet.

A president on the line (Not really, but I'm saying it anyway for dramatic effect).

A film series's final bout of insanity.

A single forum dedicated to laugh at anyone and anything ridiculous.

My people, sons and daughters of Kiwi Farms;

This much I vow.

The history of these days will be written in Tard Cum.

 

[Creep3r]

Good Lord, we're gonna reach page 1200 in just a few days at this rate... What a clusterfuck we've fallen into.


Reminder to newfag arrivals:
The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521
For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10
For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film, plus statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376
For those interested in where all the Hellish leaks started, it was on page 377.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I'm so glad to see Keri Russell appear to throw a wrench into the Poe/Finn shippers

Lmao so Leia dies offscreen and they don't mention how? What an insult to Carrie's memory

 

[Muttnik]

I would be in so much emotional pain right now if not for you chucklefucks. Knowing that we're all laughing at this disaster together makes me happy in a sad way.

 

[Kane Lives]

Mauler may be a furry fagsucking e-celeb these days but his autistic ranting on this new pile of shite is going to be cathartic.

And yes, E;R is gonna have a field day on this.

 

[Creep3r]

I'm so glad to see Keri Russell appear to throw a wrench into the Poe/Finn shippers

Lmao so Leia dies offscreen and they don't mention how? What an insult to Carrie's memory

Only thing more insulting is having her and Luke's ghosts show up at the end to smile and wave while Rey steals their family name and tosses their sabers away in the sand where any scavenger can just up and steal these legendary and dangerous tools.

 

[XYZpdq]

If Disney makes Windu Lando's dad, wouldn't that make there only one black family within the SW universe?

didn't Patme Armadillo have a black guy driving her around in a prequel or two

The dead speak!

Oh it's true!

 

[Creep3r]

didn't Patme Armadillo have a black guy driving her around in a prequel or two

Yes, now we wait for the inevitable novel/Marvel comic where Disney reveals that he's Windu's third cousin twice removed. And the black Che Guevera from Rogue One is actually Windu's bastard child from that time he got a bit too drunk on blurgg semen with that hooker while on Onderon.

 

[Shield Breaker]

didn't Patme Armadillo have a black guy driving her around in a prequel or two

Lando's brother from another mother.

 

[Flexo]

I saw a 30 second clip of this on Twitter

Still better than Star Wars Kinect

Hold on, I just realized something was off here...

Rey is emoting! Like... some kind of... acting individual.

Wonder if they put any of that cgi work in the actual movie.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Man, Lando being Finn’s father adds so many questions and plot holes.

Once I suffer through IX, imma make a huge post about the What If Trilogy’s unresolved mysteries.

 

[JongleJingle]

You know who makes better space Nazis than the First Failure?

The Helghast.

A people, downtrodden by oppression and desperation, taking whatever needs necessary to survive.

And they came back stronger, more patriotic and more importantly, XENOPHOBIC than ever before.

They executed their societies dissenters. Their military looks fucking baller.

420 × 420



LOOK AT THIS MAN. Look at his gun. His clothing. His demeanour. This is a warrior of a fascist empire.

For gods sake, I just quoted their leader, Autarch Scholar Visari (What a badass fucking name), word for word.

Now look at this sad excuse of a soldier.



453 × 679

His gun is stupid. His armor is stupid. His LEADER got killed in the second fucking film, with no more fan service than a bisection, never to be mentioned again.

The First Order sucks dick as a fascist faction. We need more factions like the Helghast.

I'm out, going to bed. Peace through power, bitches.

 

[Oaat]

didn't Patme Armadillo have a black guy driving her around in a prequel or two

He's Samoan, doesn't count.

 

[Creep3r]

Man, Lando being Finn’s father adds so many questions and plot holes.

Once I suffer through IX, imma make a huge post about the What If Trilogy’s unresolved mysteries.

Disney: We are progressive and inclusive!
Also Disney: Every black person in SW is related.

Hold on, I just realized something was off here...

Rey is emoting! Like... some kind of... acting individual.

Wonder if they put any of that cgi work in the actual movie.

You better have not missed the IX plot and screencaps, robot dude.

 

[verissimus]

Good Lord, we're gonna reach page 1200 in just a few days at this rate... What a clusterfuck we've fallen into.

Reminder:
The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521

For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward.
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
For those interested in where all the Hell starts, its somewhere around page 350.

Put that as your signature in the meantime or I could do it if you want.

 

[Stoneheart]

Also is it just me or is the design of this Sith Holocron in Plan IX fucking terrible? It looks like something a kid made for some shitty cosplay.

It looks like a Borg ship from some cheap video game...

Nice nerf gun disney, I'm so intimidated by the sith troopers.

Supply of german ww2 weapons is running low and they cant come up with a good design.

How many of you are thinking this will make under a billion (which would still make it a flop)? I project 800-900 million tops.

They will lose money even if they hit a billion. the movie was very expensive with all those reshoots and the marketing. they need to make 600 million first weekend or they are fucked. the amount they get from tickets goes down the longer the movie runs.
I would guess the cost with marketing was close to 600 million. They had sooo many ads running in europe and all those Shill reviews arent cheap.
gettng a 60% cut from a billion is just possible if they have a huge first weekend in north america and western europe, were they get a big chunk of the earnings.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Disney: We are progressive and inclusive!
Also Disney: Every black person in SW is related.

God damn, they sure found a special way to mock Billy Dee Williams. Poor bastard.