Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I really don't think we should discount what a potential fan boycott might do to the ticket sales. I'm not suggesting that it will be a HUGE dent, but there's enough fans and normies alike out there that will absolutely refuse to see this movie--something neither TFA nor TLJ didn't have during their run. I think anything is possible.
 
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verissimus said:
Put that as your signature in the meantime or I could do it if you want.
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Good idea. Now I just need to remember on what page posted the box office gross/analysis stuff... And on what pages I posted the embarrassing lore behind all the casino aliens and the new map of the Disney Wars galaxy which only has 40 planets, confirming all aliens just come from the other 20 galaxies.

DogEatDogFood said:
Please, very please. Someone tell me that they had the fucking gonads to oof Kylo exactly as the fucking leaks
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Yes. Kylo is dead. The plot was posted on page 1023.

Wait... if Kylo Ren is dead... that means...
REYLOS FUCKING LOST! SHIPPERS BTFO! NO REYLO! NO FINNPOES! NO NOTHING! HAHAHA!
 
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So it looks like the whole Kelly Marie Tran harassment scandal was planned since BEFORE The Last Jedi premiered:

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New Kelly Marie Tran Revelations

In what may be the biggest hate hoax in history, DataRacer117 has discovered that Kelly Marie Tran’s NY Times op-ed was written and posted on Instagram in November 2017, a full month before T…
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That NYT op-ed was copied from an Instagram post of hers from November 2017, the absolute hacks. She had to have been in on this gaslight parade. There's no way she's completely innocent of this shit.
 
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Poe-Shen Zcela said:
So it looks like the whole Kelly Marie Tran harassment scandal was planned since BEFORE The Last Jedi premiered:

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New Kelly Marie Tran Revelations

In what may be the biggest hate hoax in history, DataRacer117 has discovered that Kelly Marie Tran’s NY Times op-ed was written and posted on Instagram in November 2017, a full month before T…
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That NYT op-ed was copied from an Instagram post of hers from November 2017, the absolute hacks. She had to have been in on this gaslight parade. There's no way she's completely innocent of this shit.
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Everything's fucking falling apart.
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Alto said:
Did they answer whether or not everyone--Lando, Chewie and co. on the Falcon got blown up?
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The plot leak on page 1023 says Chewbacca gets captured and presumably escapes. And the droids are with Rey at the end, so I guess their deaths were only a fake out death much like some leaks implied.

DogEatDogFood said:
The plot mentions a kiss of Rey. They actually went actually fucking there, isn't it? They actually made the galaxy move that some CalArts animator would do to appeal to the fanbase when the show goes to shit?
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Well shit then. Guess Reylos got something after all. Fuck. A fucking true love's kiss bullshit? This is pure Disney crap at its worst. Oh well at least he's dead.

Reminder to newfag arrivals:
The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521
For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10
For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film, plus statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376
For those interested in where all the Hellish leaks started, it was on page 377.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
The Russians legitimately had a plot to infiltrate our education systems and destroy our culture from within, that lead to the people in Acedemics getting attached to all these cultural divisions of Race, Gender, Troons ect..and the Corporate Overlords realized they can use all of that bullshit as a shield from "criticism" and begin to shell out mediocre product and claim racism when someone complains.
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But Marxism wasn't really relevant in the wider American society 20 years ago, but all we ever heard after the Great Recession was how the way our economy functions was utterly broken beyond repair, I can only assume that led people to look for alternatives and Marxism was what they discovered.

The one two punch of 9/11 and the Great Recession fucked this country up royally, hopefully we can get things back on track.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Well shit then. Guess Reylos got something after all. Fuck. A fucking true love's kiss bullshit? This is pure Disney crap at its worst.
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Imagine listening to the wrong side of the fanbase after people telling you for four fucking years how you screwed up the entire universe built for 40 years. Nah, fam: the people that want force fucking are our main concern
 
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DogEatDogFood said:
Imagine listening to the wrong side of the fanbase after people telling you for four fucking years how you screwed up the entire universe built for 40 years. Nah, fam: the people that want force fucking are our main concern
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That's the worst part about this. The nu-fanabse doesn't care how shitty the product is as long as their favorite character and self-insert get to fuck. The nu-fanabase is just 40% Reylos, 40% Ahsoka waifuists and 20% FinnPoes. All these people want to see is who gets to Force fuck each other. Its like the Twilight fanbase but somehow worse...
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Well shit then. Guess Reylos got something after all. Fuck. A fucking true love's kiss bullshit? This is pure Disney crap at its worst. Oh well at least he's dead.
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When you think about this, excluding the stupid-ass kiss, this really is a sexless trilogy. No one's getting fucked except for the old fans. Rey gets no dick and Poe doesn't get to molest that Stormtrooper booty.

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Dom Cruise said:
But Marxism wasn't really relevant in the wider American society 20 years ago, but all we ever heard after the Great Recession was how the way our economy functions was utterly broken beyond repair, I can only assume that led people to look for alternatives and Marxism was what they discovered.

The one two punch of 9/11 and the Great Recession fucked this country up royally, hopefully we can get things back on track.
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You can unironically thank Obama for that, he came in promising to fix the Great Recession and 8 years of Bush and turned out to be the personification of woke neoliberalism, so all the spurned retards that bought it hook line and sinker became convinced peaceful reform was impossible and unironic communism is the only way. But enough about that, we're here to watch the Fall of Skywalker in real time.
 
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Iceland Heavy said:
But enough about that, we're here to watch the Fall of Skywalker in real time.
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Speaking of, is anyone even watching the red carpet bullshit? Have there been any unexpected comments from the cast or some embarrassing moments?

TheMysteriousAHole said:
When you think about this, excluding the stupid-ass kiss, this really is a sexless trilogy. No one's getting fucked except for the old fans. Rey gets no dick and Poe doesn't get to molest that Stormtrooper booty.

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Honestly his face looks so weird. Like its not even Ian.
 
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