Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Trans Fat 41g]

Star Wars Theory should be ripping this movie to shreds. Fucking hell screw his theory or what-if videos he needs to lay down the scathe.

 

[Shield Breaker]

How fucking bad is this movie?

Imagine if someone took a Sonichu comic and copypasted various Star Wars names in to develop a script, with Rey being the stand in for Sonichu.

 

[JongleJingle]

Oh.

My.

Sweet Jesus.

I wake up, I check the thread, I get here...

It's worse than I could have POSSIBLY imagined.

Even the fucking shills hate it. I have never seen a Star Wars film do so fucking BADLY in terms of critical reviews.

And the scene between Rey and Palps....

Can I just hug someone here? Just for a little bit?

Cuz this shit is actually making me cry laughing from this insanity.

 

[Hugbox Kommissar]

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BASED REY DABBING ON SHEEV

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If one lightsaber deflect lightning good, two lightsaber deflect lightning better!
JJ you utter hack.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Seeing Disney’s crocodile tears as IX gets mediocre reviews makes me wanna party.

Again, here’s our party theme.

 

[Raging Capybara]

It's already fresh. The shills acted fast this time.

But the screencap of the 53% is eternal.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This is glorious.
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WHEW LAD 59%

Begun, The Shill Wars have.

 

[Disney molests children]

Spoiler warning.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

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Disney Ridley or whatever's her name making these sounds like she's constipated and trying really hard to take a shit is making me kinda horny

 

[Raging Capybara]

Adam Sandler = 89/100, a kino
Nu Wars = KommSusserTod.wav

 

[JongleJingle]

It's already fresh. The shills acted fast this time.

But the screencap of the 53% is eternal.

That screencap will be the leading charge of the crusade against this film. For all our sakes, like the One Ring, it must be DESTROYED.

Although, instead of tossing it into a demonic volcano (Which would have been preferable), it's by refusing to give the filmmakers money.

Vote with your wallets, folks. It's the only way to defeat the Foul Rat.

 

[4STA]

It dropped to 58%!

 

[Rei is shit]

Spoiler

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Could we dare hope that this shit show ends up with Blue Checkmarks calling each other Racist/Sexist/Bigoted?

if it does...then Sheek isn't a villain, he is the Hero we didn't deserve.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

It dropped to 58%!

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"Oh, I'm afraid the negative reviews will be quite populous when you shills arrive."

 

[Near]

THEY DID IT

AND I AM IRON MAN! AVENGERS DID IT AND IT WORKED, SO CAN WE! YOU SEE? EAT, EAT UP YOU FUCKTARDED STAR WARS FANBASE FUCKS!

Where are you now, star wars cuck? HOPE YOU'RE CRYING YOUR EYES OUT OVER THIS SCENE!
It broke new GROUND!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm too cloudy during the morning to look through everything but did anyone catch that Palpatine's dialog was an intentionally passive aggressive jab at Lucas's feelings over the trilogy?

 

[Judge Holden]

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Where are you now, star wars cuck? HOPE YOU'RE CRYING YOUR EYES OUT OVER THIS SCENE!
It broke new GROUND!

Oh hes kinda busy right now...

 

[Creep3r]

I usually don't like saying this, but I fucking love /tv/... at least for today.
http://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/125912325
http://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/125903346
http://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/125914535
http://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/125911075
http://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/125912274
The memes are just too spicy.

Also /tv/ confirmed that there are no familiar aliens in this movie, again. Only Chewbacca, Nien Nub and whatever the fuck Ackbar's dickheaded son is supposed to be. Instead we get more ugly human skintone aliens who are just variations of the Abonedo freaks from every other part of Disney.

Reminder to newfag arrivals:
To watch Plan IX in full, go to any of these links (we also have scenes thrown about in the thread starting after page 1100):
https://multiup.org/download/670104...lley.me_StWrs.2019.720p.HDCAM-GETB8.part1.rar
https://multiup.org/download/6e9a1c...lley.me_StWrs.2019.720p.HDCAM-GETB8.part2.rar
https://julay.world/sw/res/913.html
http://boards.4channel.org/wsg/thread/3200782
https://mega.nz/#!klgiBSTY!xoG81AXglBjYFkCuHVhCf-Y4mbvUCyMNnuyK6TflJnI (dead)

For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843

For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10

For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film except IX, with statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376

For the posts about Lucasfilm fucking up merch, shit starts around page 630:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...rise-of-the-skywalker-spoilers.32492/page-638

For a summary of why JJ is as much of a fuck up as KK and Rian, see page 1043:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1043#post-5731370

For the sequel trilogy we could've had, see page 522:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...kywalker-spoilers.32492/page-522#post-4863887

For those interested in where all the Hellish leaks started, it was on page 377:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377

For the final verdict on Disney Wars and just how massively they fucked up go here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...ywalker-spoilers.32492/page-1135#post-5741522

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

RT is really fascinating atm.
It went from 59% at 88 reviews to 62% with 100 reviews, went to 61% with 98 reviews (for some reason) and now it's at 58% and 108 reviews.

Dare I hope this movie will be a dud with critics? If so, maybe we will see the movie bomb at the box office. Man, I am getting way too excited for things I argued against for the past few months.