Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[mindlessobserver]

Lol Jeremy Jahns just reviewed the movie and claimed it doesnt have a plot. It has a scavenger hunt supported by exposition dump. More like a 90s video game.

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - Movie Review

The Disney trilogy comes to a close, and the Skywalker saga comes to an end. Here's my review of STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER! #StarWars #EpisodeIX #Rise...

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[Honka Honka Burning Love]

RT is really fascinating atm.
It went from 59% at 88 reviews to 62% with 100 reviews, went to 61% with 98 reviews (for some reason) and now it's at 58% and 108 reviews.

Dare I hope this movie will be a dud with critics? If so, maybe we will see the movie bomb at the box office. Man, I am getting way too excited for things I argued against for the past few months.

Well let us discuss what number would be a failure, This is the end of a New Trilogy of one of the Most Beloved Franchises of all time, a Sequel Trilogy that has been talked about in nerd circles for generations.

What Number is a real failure? 70% would be a C..that makes it average passable. Is the ending of this Trilogy being barely passing truly a victory for the people who made it?

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Holy shit, even the soy-filled hive of scum and villainy known as Reddit is advertising how much shit this film defecates... on the front page.

The top-rated comment is one that explains why this film is such a trainwreck! If even Reddit has turned on DisneyWars...

 

[Muttnik]

What a terrific shitshow this turned into. It was worth the wait imo.

 

[JongleJingle]

Good god, I have NEVER been so excited for critic reviews.

Let the truth flow, soyboys. Let the public know how horrible this will turn out.

Together, we will smite this foul imitation of a series once good from the Galaxy.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Disney's gonna have to sell Disneyworld after this flops

 

[Near]

We are going to see so many newcomer YouTube star wars nerds sperging over the shittyness of this movie, it'll become an established industry.

In a decade or so, when a teacher asks their kid who they want to be in the future, you won't hear "Astronaut, Policeman, Firefighter". You'll hear "I wanna shit on The Rise of Skywalker.

 

[Judge Holden]

"You will do this again....Time is a Flat Circle."

 

[ZehnBoat]

We are going to see so many newcomer YouTube star wars nerds sperging over the shittyness of this movie, it'll become an established industry.

In a decade or so, when a teacher asks their kid who they want to be in the future, you won't hear "Astronaut, Policeman, Firefighter". You'll hear "I wanna shit on The Rise of Skywalker.

explaining star wars to kids in the future is going to be an epic in and of itself

 

[Near]

What a terrific shitshow this turned into. It was worth the wait imo.

I would have been very disappointed if it somehow turned out decent. I'm sure many share this sentiment.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

And they can't erect the "everyone who dislikes it is a bigot" shields because the narrative has already become that it panders to the nazi alt-right toxic dudebro fans. Oops!

 

[mindlessobserver]

DEAR SWEET CHRIST EVERYTHING WAS FUCKING TRUE! I WAS RIGHT!! I WAS FUCKING RIGHT DOWN TO THE MOST TINIEST DETAIL!! FUCKING HELL!!
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I love how silent everyone is in the theater. They are all going..."yep, that is indeed a thing. A thing that happened. Yep."

 

[Judge Holden]

I will be honest with you chaps....I dont think I have ever looked forward to seeing these niggas than I have today

If there is any way to conclude the Plinkett mythos...its gonna be this

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

>my showing starts in an hour
It's D-day my dudes.

 

[Cuatro Vaginas]

I can't believe it lol I was sure it was gonna be on the 90s on RT. We gotta thank the weirdos and their love for The Last Jedi, it made this possible and they fucked themselves for our own enjoyment.

Star Wars is truly dead.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

>my showing starts in an hour
It's D-day my dudes.
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Remember, The Autism is with you.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Will that old mister Plinkett finally see a movie so bad he dies? Will he instead die from complications related to his cat removing his testicles in 1969?

Find out in Episode 9, the Rising chub of Plinkett.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It dropped to 58%!

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I fucking love it!

 

[Muttnik]

57% now.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I feel bad for the people who are paying to see this I really do.