Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

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56%!!!!

Dios mio...

 

[Draza]

Looks like Christmas came a bit early. They manage to make a star wars movie worse than fucking TLJ!

Congrats Disney, you have outdone yourselves once again.

 

[Water-T]

And in the end, Joker has a higher score than this turkey. TRoS is now at 56% right now and dropping.

This is unreal.

Despite media NPCs best efforts, they couldn't cancel Joker, no incels went on killing sprees over it, and it cleared over a billion without the help of Chinabux.

Meanwhile, the last of the SW NuTrilogy is so bad, even the worst of the ReySue mongoloids can't help but admit that they backed the wrong horse. Disney is breaking out all the shill cash to keep the bad word of mouth to a minimum before wide release hits.

JJ Abrams is a troll god. He knowingly handled over the second part of the trilogy to someone he knew was going to soy up the franchise and get all the NPCs hot and bothered.....only to take back the reins and thrust ReyLo in their face like a giant black cock.

This is truly the best timeline.

 

[Flexo]

This legit got me more pumped than any of the TROS trailers.

 

[Leon Breitling]

Wait, Palpatine gets BTFO'D by his own fucking lighting? Why does he keep zapping her when she's deflecting it? Nigga just stop shooting lighting???

Why did this deflection trick by Mace not do shit all, but insta-killed him when Rey does it?

Strong, powerful wahmen + TWO lightsabers!

 

[Archeops]

I never saw TLJ or Solo (I emotionally checked out of Disney-made Star Wars tripe after Rogue One) so I'm glad to see this shitpile burn in he volcanic altar like a bad sacrifice. Also, everyone better respond to shills defending TRoS with this little number...

IMDB removed the score
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That doesn't surprise me in the slightest, IMDB is basically a movie-centric Wikipedia monitored and maintained by the movie industry.

56%!!!!

WOW! The volcano gods must be really pissed off! Ten bucks says the sacrifice Disney sent to 'em lied about being a virgin.

 

[JongleJingle]

Yar har fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be...

Get yer pirates hat and eyepatch, mateys, we sail the seas for plundering the money of the Crooked Rodent...

 

[Judge Holden]

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

What's clear to me is that Rise of Skywalker is going to be a once-in-a-generation or even once-in-a-lifetime trainwreck

 

[Freddy Freaker]

I love that they say "Takes great pains to retcon nearly everything that happened in The Last Jedi" is somehow a bad thing. TLJ left them nowhere to go, so the only direction they could take was straight down beyond rock bottom and into the Earth's core.

But that would mean admitting that their diverse #FemaleForce wasn't selling and the evil goobergrape won!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Arr mates! If I hear you betray the pirate order and pay to see this dog shit. You're truly lost. The only legitimate way to watch this is when it's showing on piratebay.

Frankly, these recent developements and the fact that the movie is getting sodomized with every new review almost makes me want to watch it in a cinema... Just to listen to the cries of dismay from the people dumb enough to still be invested in SW. Still, if I decide to do that, I'd pay for like Cats and then just sneak into the other cinema.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Really? I had no idea. Did the First Order rule anything? Hell, I thought they just floated around looking for Luke Skywalker, because they're shitty antagonists.

I still don't know what The First Order is to be honest.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Everyone please take a moment to laugh at this insufferable asshole for making this possible.

Congrats Bobby, you done fucked it up!

 

[Bogliacci]

I still don't know what The First Order is to be honest.

There is no first order, now its the Final Order

 

[HandsomeDan]

My friends based on what is being indicated right now on the illustrious Rotten Tomatoes score, I know we cant let up yet and celebrate, but it would appear that torpedoes have struck the Di$ney Death Star's core.

 

[JongleJingle]

I still don't know what The First Order is to be honest.

We never will. We weren't meant to; to know would shatter our pitiful minds.

 

[Judge Holden]

I still don't know what The First Order is to be honest.

Obligatory

 

[Arctic Fox]

Merry Christmas guys.

anypony

But why though?

DEAR SWEET CHRIST EVERYTHING WAS FUCKING TRUE! I WAS RIGHT!! I WAS FUCKING RIGHT DOWN TO THE MOST TINIEST DETAIL!! FUCKING HELL!!
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The Clones Wars show is on YouTube in its entirety.

There we go. Two movies better than all of Disney Star Wars.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

The only one of the new trilogy I've seen was the first one. Was very bland and I'd had parts of it spoiled but I don't care about spoilers. I didn't even pay for that ticket.

The dumbest thing I've read recently is that currently people are "coming around" to liking the prequels.

Shut the fuck up. No they're not.

 

[Flexo]

And this makes me almost want to watch that galaxy of adventures show. Disney is getting schooled by the fandom on how to make stuff look entertaining. This timeline...