Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

But wait, there's more (sorry for the double post)
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I'm going to be a lit sperg and say that this bitch getting into any kind of university course for English is the funniest thing in human history. She cannot - CAN NOT - write in any perspective but her own, she leaves out words and changes tense randomly, she tautologises, she doesn't use punctuation enough and I've literally never seen her use paragraph spacing, which most of us learnt age 14. She makes ALR look like Tolstoy. The last line is so poignant, too; "I am never going to change". She changes her entire identity three times a day, but she never changes.
 
I’m still chewing over the Twitter boast that people are jealous Trisha Paytas gave her a shout out. Trisha is crazy like a fox - she’s played this weird role all the way to the bank - but she’s still a terribly ridiculed garbage bag with a fake tan, a surgically destroyed body and face, and infertility caused by sexually transmitted disease. It’s like bragging that Tila Tequila gave you props on MySpace in 2007. Your name coming out of that human toilet’s mouth is not a good thing, Chantal.

She really needs to get on hormone replacement therapy for her rapid mood-swings and insatiable hunger. But I don’t think she can if she’s still on blood thinners for pulmonary clots. Her breakdown is getting almost as boring as Onision’s except she’s absolutely not in control of what she is doing. Onision is pretending to be crazy - Chantal is legit fucked in the head and completely out of control.

It’s that out of control element that keeps me watching because as she descends into the menopause maelstrom, she could potentially lose her shit in very amusing or interesting ways. She could force a hostage situation in the bathroom at Pizza Pizza. She could attempt to show up her sister at the gym and wreck those plaid business pants with a mighty colon prolapse. She could drive to Kentucky and go full Highlander on Amberlynn. She could climb to the top of the Empire State building and get shot down by the military. Surely at some point her madness will move beyond deleting everything off social media every few hours.
 
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Okay? Thanks Anna?
 
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Trying to decipher her writing is like looking for swallowed valuables in runny shit. I was going to be Grammarlynn and write out an annotated version of this with corrections, but I tried twice and there are so many mistakes that it was unreadable.

She leaves out her favourite pronoun (I), tells us it "literally" happened, as opposed to someone figuratively criticising her, shifts from passive to active voice and then back into passive, destroying the grammar and with another missing pronoun (which IT actually wasn't) wraps up with an (unsubstantiated) tautology about being filtered with filters...um?? Has her fat-filled eggplant head ever retained the most basic details of written English? Most people write a second language better than she writes her first. "English Literature with Honours", gorls.
 
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Trying to decipher her writing is like looking for swallowed valuables in runny shit. I was going to be Grammarlynn and write out an annotated version of this with corrections, but I tried twice and there are so many mistakes that it was unreadable.

She leaves out her favourite pronoun (I), tells us it "literally" happened, as opposed to someone figuratively criticising her, shifts from passive to active voice and then back into passive, destroying the grammar and with another missing pronoun (which IT actually wasn't) wraps up with an (unsubstantiated) tautology about being filtered with filters...um?? Has her fat-filled eggplant head ever retained the most basic details of written English? Most people write a second language better than she writes her first. "English Literature with Honours", gorls.

Ugh is this her next personality? The dark, gothic super bitchy brat? The cringy black lipstick avatar was one thing but now she’s acting like a high school brat.
 
Oh, Chinny.
You know when certain songs and smells remind you of something or someone? Like the soundtrack of one's life, I imagine the background smell of Chinny's life is the smell of farts.
Booboo, everything you try to do (and inexorably fail at) is subsequently left in the cloud of your fart dust. Your life is quite literally turning to shit as you shit on everything you say in the span of minutes.
I never believed there was such a thing as "fat brain" until I found our Lady Fartquaad.
 
Chantal, stop yakking and start eating. Nobody gives a toss about your mentalz when you have been ignoring the siren call of Carl's Jr the past two days; you're probably starving and likely haven't eaten at all.

ETA: Isn't Chantal's new logo (Big Mac sauce dripping from a pair of lips) a direct rip-off of Kylie Jenner's lip kit logo? I despise myself for knowing this, but someone had to say it.
 
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Ugh is this her next personality? The dark, gothic super bitchy brat? The cringy black lipstick avatar was one thing but now she’s acting like a high school brat.

I definitely believe she's a case of arrested development. Especially in her live streams, she comes off as having the emotional and intellectual level of someone about 16.

The top comment on her Community Post, and I think Chantal needs to focus on this since she's too dense to realize: If an enviornment is too toxic for you, then fucking leave it. Twitter was a few hours, but yet she can't manage to handle YouTube and the 'hayders' but going on year three.

And it's not a "moodiness lately" this is her cycle and pattern of behavior. Compulsive lashing out, deleting, bullying, coming off with some sort of bullshit righteous indignation, makes shitty decisions and can't realize that the reactions to her are not body shaming, but more or less people telling her "bitch, that's fucked up; you're fucked up" and to get help.

Which she did finally get and even then she's proven that she's just too far into her rabbit hold of shitty decisions that therapy may not work for her. "Doctor told me not to eat fast food in a car TEE HEE" she tells us as she's eating pizza in a fucking car... and then admits she was not aware she ate fast food in a fucking car. That's an amazing level of a special kind of stupid.

I'm also wondering how her incision is healing. I thought about how big her gut is, and how long the line from her belly button to her pelvic region is, and how much weight must be pressured considering pre-operation it seemed her FUPA was down to her mid thigh. I can't blame the need for her to be in bed more, if it's still not healing right. I mean, it's like trying to hold a 100 lb ball in a sock with a loose thread trying to stay together.

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ETA: In the 20 or so minutes since I posted, the count of this comment is now at 249. If Chantal wants to understand her viewers message to her? Count the likes, Chantal. Count them. Even more, watch your dislikes on your videos - we can't see the count but you do. I bet they're getting higher with each shit food gorge fest.


Edit to add about an hour later: The comment is now a fart in the wind and gone.
 
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Can someone make me an lol die Chantal in glittery text? I want to match her level of maturity (and possibly an amber one).

I hope Kylie’s company* copyright strikes her. The general rule is there needs to be 40-60% difference for visual art. Just changing the color doesn’t mean anything without altering the original image. I’d suggest she- you know pays someone to make her graphics of her own. But lol, that’ll never happen.

*I’m a tard who knows nothing about Kylie if she ripped this off the net without paying for the graphic it would apply to the original artist
 
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Can someone make me an lol die Chantal in glittery text? I want to match her level of maturity (and possibly an amber one).

I hope Kylie’s company copyright strikes her. The general rule is there needs to be 40-60% difference for visual art. Just changing the color doesn’t mean anything without altering the original image. I’d suggest she- you know pays someone to make her graphics of her own. But lol, that’ll never happen.


I got you
 
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