Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

StarkRavingMad said:
So, with Leia having her own lightsaber, and having her own Mary Poppins Force abilities ...

Wouldn't that make the title of the previous film, The LAST Jedi, inaccurate and flat-out wrong?

Jesus take the wheel, this trilogy is one of the biggest cinematic messes of all time. Star Wars has had HOW many "rock bottoms" now?

How many more chances are the masses willing to give Star Wars? To be frank, it doesn't deserve any more chances. We've gone from Star Wars being a special little trilogy of movies to it being a shitty sci-fi franchise that won't fucking go away a la Terminator, Predator, and Alien. All of these franchises have gone through decades of terrible films ... Yet no movie studio will put them out of their misery.
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Rock bottom doesn't fucking describe it. This is BELOW rock bottom. This is BELOW Hell bottom.

This is Void bottom.
 
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so i watched epsiode 9 and chapter 7 today and i wanna cry...
one is a soulless piece of trash and the other is a slightly darker version of star wars. I cared more for the strange animals of the hamster guy than for anybody in episode 9.
and a little tear slipped my eyes after seeing him laying there, gun downed.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
We're on the front page!
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Yay...
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TrippinKahlua said:
I told you guys.

There was no point in The Force Awakens, and the excitement of a "Brand New" Star Wars movie coming out, because it already fucking happened. And now, its 20 years later and history repeats itself. And all because just like Noah Antwiller, people refuse to let dead horses die.

The reception of Phantom Menace ruined SO MUCH for me. You people have no clue how exciting it was for me to see Phantom Menace during the 7 years my town had a cinema. Went with my dad who was a bit of a Sci-Fi nut back then and taught me the lore of Star Wars.

BUT ALL OVER TV, PEOPLE TRASHED IT.

I have no sympathy for people who expected the "Final" Chapter to be great. The real finale happened 3 decades ago and the common people accepted it.
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Jake Loyd's portrayal of young Anakin was still better than Rey.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
So, with Leia having her own lightsaber, and having her own Mary Poppins Force abilities ...

Wouldn't that make the title of the previous film, The LAST Jedi, inaccurate and flat-out wrong?

Jesus take the wheel, this trilogy is one of the biggest cinematic messes of all time. Star Wars has had HOW many "rock bottoms" now?

How many more chances are the masses willing to give Star Wars? To be frank, it doesn't deserve any more chances. We've gone from Star Wars being a special little trilogy of movies to it being a shitty sci-fi franchise that won't fucking go away a la Terminator, Predator, and Alien. All of these franchises have gone through decades of terrible films ... Yet no movie studio will put them out of their misery.
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4 BILLION BURGERS
 
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Stoneheart said:
so i watched epsiode 9 and chapter 7 today and i wanna cry...
one is a soulless piece of trash and the other is a slightly darker version of star wars. I cared more for the strange animals of the hamster guy than for anybody in episode 9.
and a little tear slipped my eyes after seeing him laying there, gun downed.
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But goddamn was that episode of Mandalorian great. It builds genuine tension..

Fukyiawa and Chow have both been solid directors. The former needs a film, the latter should be just fine with the Obi-wan series...
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
You can literally fuck or rape crystals into existence now according Disney's newly cucked jedi/sith lore. Just fuck a regular rock/crystal with your force dick to impregnate it, but you have to have a pretty big force dick to do it, and since Rey is the Force now, she probably has the biggest futa force dick of all. And if you want to turn it red, rape it with your force dick which causes it to turn red after "crying tears of blood".
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Wow, that is even dumber then the idea that she just scavenged the crystal out of some temple. It’s impressive to see that the Nu-EU is even more shit then the old one.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
You can literally fuck or rape crystals into existence now according Disney's newly cucked jedi/sith lore. Just fuck a regular rock/crystal with your force dick to impregnate it, but you have to have a pretty big force dick to do it, and since Rey is the Force now, she probably has the biggest futa force dick of all. And if you want to turn it red, rape it with your force dick which causes it to turn red after "crying tears of blood".
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I'm going to point out something that happened late in the Expanded Universe's existence... only in later retrospection it was a glimpse of things to come. Because even if George hadn't sold Star Wars to the Mouse, I am of the opinion that the 'bleeding' crystal aspect was going to happen no matter what and also it was very likely a concept that George created for either The Clone Wars or Star Wars Underworld.

For you EU fans in the audience, did anyone read the two novels (Crosscurrent and Riptide) staring Jaden Korr, the protagonist of the video game Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy? I'm not going to waste your time with a summary of the two novels (go look at Wookiepedia or download them from a friendly pirate) but in those books Jaden looses his second lightsaber only to replace it with another one that he took from a unstable Jedi clone. In the second book he took the red lightsaber crystal in that saber and, doing exactly what Ahsoka did to get her white lightsaber blade, 'purged' it of the dark side or some shit. Instead he got a yellow lightsaber crystal in the process.

I remember reading that when it came out and going... what the fuck? That never happened before... then the Ahsoka novel happened. I recall a somewhat similar with his lightsaber all the sudden shutting down for some stupid reason that never happened before and something similar happened in Star Wars Rebels again with Ahsoka.

All of that years later made me go... Oh wait a moment, fucking George (or Dave) had something to do with all of this dumbass shit.
 
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Quick reminder that these clips confirm Anakin Skywalker, arguably the main protagonist of films I-VI, doesn't even appear physically once. He's an off-screen voice.

Jar Jar, if you're going to spam memberberries, at least do it right!
 
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