Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I almost forgot Iger planned that. I thought he gave up on the whole stupid idea.

He didn't want to run in the Current Year. He is banking on the Democrats getting pounded by the Orange Man and allowing for a rich white man to come in and save the party in 2024.

*Edit* and you can bet your ass if the Dems lose in 2020 Disney owned "news" will start floating his name, as if it just occured to them Bob Iger could be President.
 
Yaaas, just like I hoped, a Reylo ending that will still piss off the rabid Reylo fans AND those who deemed the ship to be problematic 'coz rapey undertones and white supremacy. And that truly seems to have been a late addition in the whirlwind of reshoots and reedits, as it does not change the bare bone structure of the final fight, with the chain of events going like this:

- Kylo is thrown in the abyss never to be seen again;
- Rey wins;
(- Rey dies; )
(- Kylo comes back from the abyss and brings her back; )
- Kylo dies, Rey lives.


@GeneralFriendliness
Wedge's cameo was hidden among the clips dumped on the 4chan thang some (dozens of) pages ago, on the 30'' mark.

EDIT: too late, I fell behind ten pages and didn't see it was already posted :oops:
But thanks for having kept the thread alive with the leaks and the GE shenanigans, General, 'before it was cool'. :)

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What the hell am I seeing, is that literally 1 million different ships in that shot? That looks so utterly stupid I cant even laugh at it.

The music, lighting, tone in that scene is way too gleeful for a massive space battle.

...and Wedge is just a gunner...
 
is probably the best public source for getting backup copies of the 'Mandalorian' series (as long as this is compliant with the terms of your streaming service).

I find this all very frustrating. J.J. Abrams did a great job of rebooting Star Trek. Any failure lies solely in the hands of Disney execs.

lol if you think JJ did a quote great job at rebooting Trek, I have this bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to talk to you about purchasing. We have great credit options at the moment
 
He didn't want to run in the Current Year. He is banking on the Democrats getting pounded by the Orange Man and allowing for a rich white man to come in and save the party in 2024.
Truly Iger's ego and ambitions know no bounds.
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But I still have to wonder about Kennedy. I still think she might just get a "promotion" that puts her mostly out of the way of things, but if that does or doesn't happen, what comes after for her?

Also reposting this just because I find it amusing:
 
My fucking step-dad unironically loves TFA and TLJ and preordered tickets to this dogshit back in October. He's the biggest redneck you could think of yet has the soyest tastes imaginable. This nigga watched ANH on opening day and has watched every movie except the Ewok films at least 50 times yet is hyped beyond all belief.

He invited me to go see a showing next week at some big theater, should I even go? I haven't spent a dime on this drivel, and I haven't exactly been the biggest Star Wars fan (I think the only thing that ever really appealed to me was that one pod racing game on the N64), so there's not really any catharsis factor going for me, but I want to be nice and spend time with my folks since they rarely go out of the house to see movies.
As much as pretty much everyone in this thread will tell you not to do it, the more important thing is that you're spending time with your family (because these movies are really about family after all). I don't want to see the Rat get any money for this shit, but you should at least be there for moral support when the last bit of hope your stepdad has left dies.

Afterwards, go grab the Despecialized Edition and watch it together. The healing can begin then.
 
My fucking step-dad unironically loves TFA and TLJ and preordered tickets to this dogshit back in October. He's the biggest redneck you could think of yet has the soyest tastes imaginable. This nigga watched ANH on opening day and has watched every movie except the Ewok films at least 50 times yet is hyped beyond all belief.

He invited me to go see a showing next week at some big theater, should I even go? I haven't spent a dime on this drivel, and I haven't exactly been the biggest Star Wars fan (I think the only thing that ever really appealed to me was that one pod racing game on the N64), so there's not really any catharsis factor going for me, but I want to be nice and spend time with my folks since they rarely go out of the house to see movies.
I think your step dad hate you, this is the kind of dumpster fires you would only invite those you despise.
 
Truly Iger's ego and ambitions know no bounds.
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But I still have to wonder about Kennedy. I still think she might just get a "promotion" that puts her mostly out of the way of things, but if that does or doesn't happen, what comes after for her?

Also reposting this just because I find it amusing:

I even believe that he is going to run no matter WHO wins in 2020. If the Dems beat out Trump he will run as a Republican. A strong business leader who will fight the Dems socialism. If Trump wins, he will run as a Democrat, a compassionate boss who supports many charitable enterprises with the skills to heal the divisions in this country caused by bad orange man.
 
Yaaas, just like I hoped, a Reylo ending that will still piss off the rabid Reylo fans AND those who deemed the ship to be problematic 'coz rapey undertones and white supremacy. And that truly seems to have been a late addition in the whirlwind of reshoots and reedits, as it does not change the bare bone structure of the final fight, with the chain of events going like this:

- Kylo is thrown in the abyss never to be seen again;
- Rey wins;
(- Rey dies; )
(- Kylo comes back from the abyss and brings her back; )
- Kylo dies, Rey lives.


@GeneralFriendliness
Wedge's cameo was hidden among the clips dumped on the 4chan thang some (dozens of) pages ago, on the 30'' mark.

EDIT: too late, I fell behind ten pages and didn't see it was already posted :oops:
But thanks for having kept the thread alive with the leaks and the GE shenanigans, General, 'before it was cool'. :)

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Ok so do these ships not have TIEs inside them because I see no reason why they couldn’t just send them out and completely destroy the rebellion within minutes given Palpatine seemingly has hundreds of star destroyers.
 
"fan-focused devotion"

Lol what? What fan would like the way this movie shat all over the Skywalker legacy?
Well it makes sense if you recall the past few years where the official line was "Star Wars fans are dead, they're alt-right incels and they don't have to be your audience".

It's like that photo of the new AP US History textbook where they briefly touch on Trump and try to make the election sinister by mentioning rural white people supported him and his cabinet had the most wypipo since R*ag*n
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I think there is going to be a very nasty scramble by team JJ and the Rian cult to scapegoat the other for this catastrophe. Only question is will it all be behind the scenes or will Rian's tard rage cause him to make this shit open and thus invite the wrath of the hollywood establishment for such a breach of etiquette?

It is about equal on who gets the blame.

JJ gets blame for relying on Member Berries so heavily in VII, and also for all his mystery box shit which I don't believe he had definitive answers for (and if he did, he didn't tell anybody).

Rian gets blame for blowing up all the mystery box shit and replacing it with almost nothing for the director of IX to work with.

Kennedy gets blame for pushing identity politics and using that to shield the movie from criticism when the energy should have been towards making good movies. As long as the diversity checkboxes were met, then she allowed the questionable decisions. I mean, we can blame JJ for his bad decisions and Rian for his subversion of expectations...but fuck, she let them do it.

Iger gets blame for just wanting to make money and allowing all of this shit to happen on his watch feeling that everything would be fine because Star Wars = Money! In my mind, I picture any meetings going like "Will it make money?" "Yes!" and then Bob is like "Alright then".
 
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