Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Shield Breaker said:
I gave the Ewoks a pass because they were originally going to be Wookies, but George Lucas thought showing them as primitives when Chewbacca knows how to fly a ship was weird.

I mean, they're still dumb, but at least Lucas gave a crap.
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I watched ROTJ again last weekend (drink was taken) and I finally got ewoks. I've forgotten my profound revelation though. The excruciating dialogue from the main characters was really jarring. It's still an enjoyable movie though.
 
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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Today was shitty. Long story short I was hungover and feeling terrible.

Just finished catching up from page 1070. I feel great now. Thanks fellow shit posters!

Anyone have any press interviews of the cast that have dropped since release?
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There is enough warmth from the fires of this burning shitpile franchise for all of us to find comfort in.
 
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Atomic Wangler said:
I think the memes actually got to the story group. I haven't heard a thing about this guy in about a month, so I assume he's been cut entirely.
See ya' space phallus
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Aww sad, I didn’t even know this chuck at all since I knew the films were nigger shit. I remember watching the first film in the new franchise thinking it was ok but the others were corny films.

Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Today was shitty. Long story short I was hungover and feeling terrible.

Just finished catching up from page 1070. I feel great now. Thanks fellow shit posters!

Anyone have any press interviews of the cast that have dropped since release?
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Well, welcome here fren, I haven’t been looking at this thread much but every time it’s always a dumpster fire. Perfect for laughs
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Yes! Buy this comic now to know the origins of the Knights of Ren! What are their names, you ask? Sorry that's not in the comic, but not to worry! If you want to know their names and where Rey's mysterious gold lightsaber came from, then buy the upcoming three-part Kylo Ren novel trilogy for only 19.99 each! Along with the Rey statuette which includes the limited edition "Rey Diary" chronicles for only 39.99!
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(Prices in foreign territories may vary. Rey Diaries may be sold separately in certain retail outlets.)

They're treating supplementary expansion material like fucking mandatory DLC for fuck's sake. Shit is supposed to expand on your films or make them more likeable, not be used to fill in plot holes you forgot about. Its EA's BF2 all over again.
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People find him masturbatory?
 
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Dom Cruise said:
But Marxism wasn't really relevant in the wider American society 20 years ago, but all we ever heard after the Great Recession was how the way our economy functions was utterly broken beyond repair, I can only assume that led people to look for alternatives and Marxism was what they discovered.

The one two punch of 9/11 and the Great Recession fucked this country up royally, hopefully we can get things back on track.
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Most "academic" ideas aren't relevant in wider society until 40 years later. The "everybody is really the same underneath it all" rhetoric that underpinned the changes of the 1960s was based on some 1920s anthropology.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
So this is the "soul sucking" scene...
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Is it just me or does Rey here look a bit like Amberlynn Reid before scarfing down a sandwich?
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>dirty old man gives young boy the succ
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kcbbq said:
The reviewer for the Minneapolis Star Tribune had a glowing review (but despite the gushing still only rated it 3 of 4 stars. It's hilariously transparent...
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That sentiment is constantly being rephrased in “Skywalker,” so much so that I found myself thinking, “OK, J.J. Abrams. I get it.” On the other hand, in a world that faces problems even larger than those in the “Star Wars” universe, the message that we’re all in this together is one that bears repeating.
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This both showcases her TDS AND shows just how low the stakes are in the movie.

In Star Wars we felt like the stakes were HIGH! Entire planets hanging on the edge. Genocide for anyone the Empire deems an Enemy of the State. Jackbooted thugs murdering and burning just because they wanted to.

Now, in this shit-pile, this feminist feels that fucking ORANGEMANBAD is a larger problem then the problems in the Star Wars Universe?

Holy shit, when did Trump get Star Destroyers and the ability to implant his soul in the body of a border jumping spic?

This woman needs to have to get a real fucking job.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
So this is the "soul sucking" scene...
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Is it just me or does Rey here look a bit like Amberlynn Reid before scarfing down a sandwich?
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God. Damn. That exposition dialogue is clunky as fuck.
It so reminds me of this tidbit from the Solo predictions video:
All that this scene is missing is someone going "I understand the premise of the movie".

I also like how they explain the Mary Sue powers with a retconned Force bond (I thought Snoke created that), invent some broohaha about it being a super speshul once-every-couple-generations thing out of the blue, so they can power their ultimate McGuffin-Asspull-Badguy.

There's just so many layers to this lunacy.
 
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Atomic Wangler said:
Has Galaxy's Edge scheduled any kind of tie in event for Plan 9? I think that might be a good barometer for how badly they think the film will perform.
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Not that I know of. Only thing that happened was that the cast of Plan 9 went to GE to try out the new Kylo Ren ride 2 or so days ago.

Aside from that, the only actual event I know of that GE had planned was an expansion around 2022 for the next trilogy, but considering how this clustercuk is turning out, who knows what'll happen with that. Also I remember when GE first opened up people defended Disney's choice of not using the places or characters from any SW movie or media because they thought it would tie-in to Plan 9, yet none of it is in Plan 9 and its completely meaningless. The movie didn't even use the GE planet as the Resistance base despite supposedly being their safe haven, instead JJ just uses a random planet called Ajan Kloss (talk about no communication within Disney-Lucasfilm). Galaxy's Edge is completely unnecessary to anything. And the park's "star character" Vi Moradi isn't even a character in IX despite the park claiming that she's the one that helped recruit new talent and forces for the Resistance or some shit.
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