Subway Employee Shoots and Bodyslams Woman Over Free Wrap - Chimping Christine WC would admire

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An employee at a Subway sandwich shop in Florida got so enraged at a fellow employee in a fight over a sandwich that he ended up firing a handgun at the co-worker’s mother, a report said.

The fight kicked off when Destin Garcia, 18, was with his fellow employee at the sandwich shop in Palm Springs the day after Thanksgiving, NBC South Florida reported.

Because the sandwich outpost was busy with Black Friday customers, the employees were allowed to make themselves a free sandwich, according to the report.

Garcia’s co-worker ended up making herself a wrap instead of a sandwich, the report said, and he became enraged and ordered her to pay the difference of about a dollar.

She refused to pay and walked away, NBC reported.

The next morning, Garcia took a handgun to the employee’s house to confront her about the wrap controversy.

The woman’s mother came out, and Garcia allegedly shoved her to the ground when she told him to leave, according to the report.

He then pulled the gun, and barked, “Do you think it’s a game?” before firing two shots at the ground near her feet.

Garcia was arrested Sunday on aggravated assault charges and held on $100,000 bond, according to jail records.

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This is the kind of chimping we don’t see enough of these days.

Subway employees were allowed a free sandwich on Black Friday. Female employee helped herself to a free wrap instead. Co-worker rode her ass about paying the price difference. She refused.

Even after taking time to cool off overnight, he showed up on her doorstep the next day with a gun. Then he body-slammed her mom before shooting at her, asking, “Do you think this is a game?!”

This makes macing a GameStop employee over the color of Sonic’s arms look sane and measured in comparison. (Believe it or not, this happened in Florida.)
 
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Subway employees were allowed a free sandwich on Black Friday
Wait, they didn't get a free sandwich every day? When I worked at Subway, I got a free 6" every day (no premium ingredients) and eventually customized my own take on the "BMT" that no one has ever been able to reproduce on instructions (it involved toasting the spinach along with the cheese and meat, with a special emphasis on putting the pepperoni directly on the mozzarella).
 
Wait, they didn't get a free sandwich every day? When I worked at Subway, I got a free 6" every day (no premium ingredients) and eventually customized my own take on the "BMT" that no one has ever been able to reproduce on instructions (it involved toasting the spinach along with the cheese and meat, with a special emphasis on putting the pepperoni directly on the mozzarella).
Maybe they are allowed every day but this shit went down on Black Friday. I can’t eat Subway anymore and this story is making me crave their egg, bacon and cheese wrap.
 
If you have examples on this or the Chris-at-GameStop level, I’d love to know about them. People being earnestly enraged over nothing is the funniest shit ever.
I know, I know, it's Reddit, but there is this:
 
I bet he wouldn't have aimed those shots away from her if it were Publix. Their subs are worth killing someone over.
 
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I just find it very odd to go crazy over the Wrap sandwich unless both employees had issues in the past and the free Wrap sandwich was his breaking point.
Or the guy is just bat shit crazy
He body-slammed her mom and then shot at her. I’m leaning toward batshit crazy.
 
I mostly posted this because I haven’t seen any classic chimpouts like this in far too long. If you have examples on this or the Chris-at-GameStop level, I’d love to know about them. People being earnestly enraged over nothing is the funniest shit ever.

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Before the mid-October night went horribly wrong, there was a dinner at Planet Hollywood. Then a trip to the Fat Black Pussycat bar. Five tequila shots later, the two women ended up at a McDonald’s in Greenwich Village, about to become Internet stars of the worst kind.

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No one trusts large bills anymore. People try to fake 'em pretty frequently around where I grew up, lots of meth business around there, and fake twenties, fifties and hundreds were rampant during my younger days.
Lot of people want to use businesses like an ATM, too. Most banks don't open at seven where I grew up so if you wanted to bust a bill it had to be a gas station or a fast food place; out local Walmart had to put up signs to keep people from draining the self-checkouts. A guy'd come in, buy a pack a gum and get the maximum amount back that he could in cash; an ATM will limit how much you can take in certain increments in a day but cash back can be exploited...or least it used to be. Not so sure now.
 
Wait, they didn't get a free sandwich every day? When I worked at Subway, I got a free 6" every day (no premium ingredients) and eventually customized my own take on the "BMT" that no one has ever been able to reproduce on instructions (it involved toasting the spinach along with the cheese and meat, with a special emphasis on putting the pepperoni directly on the mozzarella).
What do they consider “premium” ingredients? It’s not like they sell steak tartare.

@Superman93 yeah, so like, I said I’d probably get bored of tagging you after like 4 hours, so I didn’t tag you in my last post just to see uf I was actually bored of it, and I kind of was, so I’m tagging you to let you know that I didn’t tag you on purpose, but that the reason I’m now tagging you is because I didn’t want you to think I had forgotten to tag you before. If you know what I mean?
Oh, and if you’ve actually read this far, say hi to your mom for me. Not for any real reason, but I’m sure she’d be flattered to know that some random guy on the internet is hoping she’s having a nice day.
 
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