Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Judge Holden said:
Lol this whole fucking star wars apocalypse made me forget one potentially amusing question...

...how the fuck are the toys gonna sell once the dust settles?

Like will they even fucking hit shelves or will they be online purchase only and rot for the next 30 years in a warehouse?
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They're already marked down 50% Including Mandalorean stuff.

Hasbro did not make a toy series for this line and tied them to The Black Series, just like how Marvel legends has movie waves when a new Marvel movie comes out.
 
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So chaps...who else is up for a Kiwi meetup at Galaxys edge?

We can all have some blue milk and a shaak roast next to the burning bins execs are desperately throwing documents in to, have our pictures taken with the Millenium Falcon next to the gently swinging corpses of the fanboys on staff who fulfilled their suicide pact the previous week, and maybe score some dyed flabby pussy from the perpetually sobbing and inebriated "Resistance" mascots behind the abandoned lightsaber shop
 
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ZMOT said:
would've never worked. the prequel-hate was still strong back them and the last thing disney wanted was politics or even too much talking.
but more importantly the first order are space nazis. which makes finn a space nazi too, because there is no redemption for anyone on the wrong side of history.
if you do, could that mean the space nazis are redeemable? maybe they're not that bad. maybe there's a reason people react like that and join or even form empires. wait why is the FO depicted like literal nazis then? that doesn't make much sense...

TLDR: don't make the cattle question the product. there's a reason finn's origin was quietly dropped.
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I'm not really understanding your reasoning with this, because the defecting force sensitive stormtrooper angle was implemented anyways...

There was internal logic to explain why he was in the FO, he was kidnapped as a child...

How would it have led to too much politics or talking? It would have probably played out in a similar fashion as it did in TFA..
 
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Judge Holden said:
So chaps...who else is up for a Kiwi meetup at Galaxys edge?

We can all have some blue milk and a shaak roast next to the burning bins execs are desperately throwing documents in to, have our pictures taken with the Millenium Falcon next to the gently swinging corpses of the fanboys on staff who fulfilled their suicide pact the previous week, and maybe score some dyed flabby pussy from the perpetually sobbing and inebriated "Resistance" mascots behind the abandoned lightsaber shop
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....And we shall walk through the ruins of an Empire.
 
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Rei is shit said:
HE MIGHT'VE DONE IT
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JongleJingle said:
Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

I awaken once more, and in a daily ritual now that I am one with the Farms, check the tab on Star Wars.

And I see nothing.

But.

Absolute.

LUNACY.

Star Wars flopping. Both sides of the political system fighting one another to see who hates the film the most.

A $20 MILLION OPENING.

FOR FUCKING STAR WARS.

Am I still sleeping? Are my eyes playing tricks upon my autismo brain?

If not, then please, continue on.

This is fucking hilarious, and amazing.
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A $20 MILLION OPENING.
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ITS A MIRACLE! Its a flipping Christmas miracle!

Also slow down people. This shit's moving way too fast. And in regards to those asking if a female protagonist was the problem, the answer is no. I didn't care as long as she was a good character with a compelling goal, and if it was Jaina Solo or Ben Skywalker's secret sister, then all the better. What matters is Disney couldn't even make one new character of theirs likeable and they somehow turned all the beloved old ones into unlikable cunts too. Bravo Disney.
 
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Judge Holden said:
So chaps...who else is up for a Kiwi meetup at Galaxys edge?

We can all have some blue milk and a shaak roast next to the burning bins execs are desperately throwing documents in to, have our pictures taken with the Millenium Falcon next to the gently swinging corpses of the fanboys on staff who fulfilled their suicide pact the previous week, and maybe score some dyed flabby pussy from the perpetually sobbing and inebriated "Resistance" mascots behind the abandoned lightsaber shop
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I'm in. I want to get a package of plastic straws autographed by a sobbing Becky Gerber after I misgender her.
 
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I'm not sure who I'm more disappointed in.

JJ for gifting us this trash, pulling mysterybox bullshit not once but three fucking times in these movies. wow

Ruin Jonson for derailing this trilogy with almost nowhere to go, just using his movie for his own selfish agenda

KK Kennedy for letting this happen while ensuring her politix are put into kids films

The 30 something fans for proving they have no standards, just as long as it star war and pretty laser fight dawth vadrr LUKE omgzR2:p they'll eat that shit up like their wife's boyfriend's cum off their ninja turtles pillow before le epic bedtiem!

Fans like you for being toxic and nah jk you guys make this shit worth it lol

Me for getting sucked in with force awakens, a sequel I never asked for or wanted and initially liked. Then watched it a few more times and began seeing how absolutely fucked it was and how much more fucked things were to come. Then realizing this is the one shot they have to fulfill meaningful movies with the original cast. Sinking into my seat with my hand holding my head up while seeing last jedi, while boomers surround me and 30-40 somethings surrounded me with their lightsaber toting children as if it was their multimedia sunday church, and that one fucking person who clapped at the end, in a desperate attempt to recreate the past two encounters of his seeing Stah warz in the theater. I wanted to punch that fuck because almost all of us walked out of that theater confused at wtf we just saw.
 
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metroid_fetish said:
I'm in. I want to get a package of plastic straws autographed by a sobbing Becky Gerber after I misgender her.
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We better do it quick, word on the street is that disney plans to send in the mouseketeers to execute everybody who ever worked at the park, bulldoze every structure within, concrete it over, and then pretend like its just a parking lot thats been there since the sixties
 
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So the new Star Wars is out, everyone hates it, IMDB lost their balls and removed the review while Rotten Tomatoes proudly keeps that 53% steaming turd where it is, and this page jumped 50 fucking pages in a day.

Please, someone tell me Kylo is dead and that I can now target the Reylo faggots with impunity with weapons grade snark and spite.
 
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