First of all, I am not lambasting this book because trannies might need a book to figure out how to have sex, if any, post-HRT/SRS. There seems to be a huge demand for this book amongst trannies - which IMO is an indication of what their sex lives are like post-HRT/SRS despite all their sexual braggadocio in the social media - so if this book helps someone actually get laid, more power to them I guess. I am rather lambasting PhilosophyTube's suggestion that cis people should use this book as an instruction manual for having sex with trannies. It's like giving a copy of The Lesbian Sex Guide to some virginal straight guy and saying, "here, this'll teach you how to fuq a woman right.". That's not how it works IRL. If sex is not more simple and straight-forward, no one is gonna fuq anyone. If you need an instruction manual ("with diagrams!", enthused PhilosophyTube) to fuq anyone, well, to quote Nyk's cousin Pink, "listen up, it's just not happening.". Even women, who unlike men need more preparatory work and lengthier courtship, they too actually want that to be simple and straight-forward. "It's complicated" is a major turn-off for the overwhelming majority of humans, male or female.
Especially cis women - who can and do get pregnant and have 100% legit questions about birth control - they should not be reading a book that mindfucks them and guilt-trips them into thinking that it's rude to ask a pre-op trannie about whether they can get them pregnant "because that question about my sperm load gives me gender dysphoria."
"... wait a minute, WTF?", you ask, ladies. "
That's in this book?"
I kid you not, there's a passage in this book that says pretty much exactly that. That passage is followed with the author disavowing what he just said a moment before and insisting that he "really truly does practice safer sex always", but that disavowal and reassurance is hardly believable after what precipitated it and IMO plainly smacks of a mindfuck played on the reader. But more on that later.
Since I made fun of the book without having read it, I decided to have a look at the SFW (yeah right) parts that this person posted to Reddit so that I can more solidly criticize it:
"I'm talking about beginning with sensation, not with names"
"Oh honeyyy hon, can I lick your... uh... um... hmmm... um... can I just point at the... um... the thing? You know, the thing there? That thing there. The thing I wanna lick, can I lick it? What did you say there? Oh, you want me to lick the... um... the other thing? This thing or that?"
(Getting horny yet people? All those years you wasted learning how to dirty-talk and call things by their name only to end up being told by the SJW cult that you can't use names in the bedroom anymore...)
Look dude, if you close your eyes everything feels great... until you open them the next morning and realize who you're with and what you've done and regret washes over you like a cold shower. What do sexologists always tell their clients with sex problems? You need to learn to have sex sober with your eyes open and the lights on.
"Fucking Trans Women is basically a cookbook"
That sounds gross, consumeristic, objectifying and cannibalistic AND it reminds me of this Russian TERF comics that all the SJWs on Twitter got their pants in a bunch about a few years back:
Human beings are not a plate of soup or a piece of cherry pie.
"The recipes are for good sex, tenderness, better communication, intense pleasure, hot fucking, sharing new ideas and developing and sharing techniques."
That's literally the contents of every other Dr Ruth sex book on the shelf of your local book chain, so why would anyone bother with this book over those other books? Oh, I get it,
Dr Ruth uses the names of things and that's verboten by the cult.
"This first issue, the Zero issue, is your invitation to send in your recipes"
Ah, now I get it! This book is basically one of those scams where others write the actual content but the editor pretends that they are the auteur of it all just because they compiled other people's input into a book.
Let's look at the next page:
More than one of my lovers, in fact basically all of them, has at one time or another lamented that there's no "instruction manual" for my body.
"Instruction manual"? As in "RTFM"? OK, this book was compiled by an AGP for sure. I know this because I read that other book (that troons don't want you to read). That other book, which is immensely more informative than this one here when it comes to giving you an understanding the sex lives of transwomen, said this:
"I've had to learn all kinds of stuff about my body on the fly that I would rather not have learned the hard way."
LMAO, so this book is basically the printed version of every "He Didn't Know I Was Trans" video on Youtube. If you've never seen one of those videos, every Youtube vlog account that is some trannie's transition timeline will basically have at least one of those videos within the first six months of their transition. It's almost like an obligatory rite of passage for transwomen to make such a video about how they passed so well that they managed to seduce some unsuspecting man. Not all HDKIWT videos are NSFW though, some are relatively tame with the protagonist only getting kissed and groped but breaking loose before something more compromising could occur, some are more explicit with the eventual grand piece de resistance, the big gender reveal moment that the story arch is inevitably working towards.
I've had to invent words, metaphors, and stories, to explain to myself and to others how I think my body works, and what it can do.
So this is where shit like "girldick" and "mouthfeel" came from? This book here? LMAO, I can imagine having to invent words when you've told your lovers not to use the existing ones. You'll be receiving the Enochian Keys from the Transgender Angels like John Dee next.
That's to say that just because what's in my crotch looks like a penis doesn't necessarily mean that it works like a penis.
But the cold hard fact is it does work like a penis a lot of the time. That's why born women don't want you in their changing rooms, and that's why you SJWs keep lying about how all transwomen are either post-op (they're not, most are pre-op or non-operative) and when called out on that lie, you insist that all transwomen have killed their dick with HRT and can't get it up. 30%-40% of transwomen openly admit they still practice penetrative sex, either PiM or PiV or PiA. The fact a lot of you have killed your dick with HRT and can't get it up anymore doesn't discount the fact that at least one in three of you can still get erections. Just stop lying about this, not matter how many people you ban on Twitter everyone and their mother can look up those studies for themselves.
I'm talking about starting from data and working toward conclusions rather than the opposite
That's exactly what I did, hon: the studies say that many of you can still have your dicks and can still get them up and running. This is why women don't want you in their changing rooms. Because your dicks work like dicks. Stop lying about this.
"something very much like sexy mad science (white lab coats and leather gloves optional.)"
Yes, I've seen that movie too.
That a was pre-HRT video, BTW.
Nyk's post-HRT doctor character is boring.
Next page:
If you're used to penises showing pleasure by getting hard (and depending on the penis you're pleasuring, it might do just that at some point)
LMAO, here you go people, they can't avoid admitting it. Transwomen can get it up just like any man.
you might feel a little unsure of how to tell that what you're doing feels good. This is exactly why it's so important to keep your lover talking, and talking about what their body is feeling.
I know a word for this. It's called a mindfuck. So, you can't fuck a trannie unless they and you suffer from verbal diarrhea during sex? How sexee and arousing! By the end of this book, you might as well become a sex line operator while you're at it.
For trans women in particular it can be very important and productive to treat a soft (or hard) penis as you would a cis women's clit.
But it's not a clit. It doesn't even remotely work like one. For example, a clitoris retracts if it's overstimulated (oral sex directly on the clitoris is actually painful for some women). No dick ever does that. Clearly the author of this book doesn't know this either or they would never make such a ridiculous statement. You cannot treat a dick like a clit.
Some trans women like fucking and penetrating with their own genitals, and likewise lots of us like getting blowjobs, especially if they're done enthusiastically and well.
Ladies and gentlemen, there you go, they openly admit this shit in their own writings. They just lie to your faces about it because they think you're stupid and gullible.
Because that thing ain't lubricating out of itself, apparently. I thought the magic of peritoneal grafts took care of that? I guess that technique was only popularized after this book or something.
If you're not having fun after a while, find a way to have fun or move on to something else. Fucking is all about having a good time with someone else. Otherwise what's the point?
And reading a sex book - that is hopefully filled with something other than meaningless tired old clichés such as this - is about learning something you didn't know yet. Otherwise what's the point?
And another page:
Definitely this book was put together by an old AGP because it a younger trannie had editted it, those comics would be manga for sure.
Y'all gonna love this part:
Deep in the unclean bowels of the internet
... where the plastic surgeon cut out the piece of colon that was used to line the internet's neovaginal cavity, back before peritoneal grafts became all the rage... (shhh, you fucker, don't name things)
nerds and terrible people make horrible inside jokes that spread and mutate and eventually become what we have learned to call "memes".
Nothing turns me on like quotation marks being used around the word "memes" to express derision and rejection.
At least 50% of memes are racist, sexist, homophobic, misogynist or otherwise offensive; the rest involve cute animals. One of the most disgusting memes is the use of the word "trap" to describe trans women.
See? I told you guys, you're gonna love this part.
There is also a latent assumption that all images of women invite their sexuality
This sentence is not English. Rephrase please.
and so a photo can be a "trap"
"A photo can be a trap"? No honey, the person on the picture is a trap. Your rage bait is preventing you from thinking logically here.
whether the woman in it is masturbating or balancing her checkbook.
Wow, am I seeing a SWERF argument here? This is what anti-porn radical feminists have been saying for years, that images of women can be pornographic whether that woman in the picture is dressed up or naked, engaged in an explicit sexual act or not. So trannie agrees with that statement? Look at, trannie and radfems finally agree on something.
To be labeled a trap is to be reduced to a sexual object that is taboo, and to be labeled a seductive deceiver who tricks heterosexual men out of their rather precarious sexuality simply by being seen.
Yet all these transwomen who so aggressively reject the term trap have never actually been called one because they just don't pass well enough to be considered one. Like I said, this book has most likely been assembled by an older AGP, so inevitably there was going to be a jab at younger HSTS who pass well and are considered traps by their chasers. This page is basically it.
My favorite trap of all time is Myra Breckinridge from the novel Myra Breckinridge.
What did I tell you about this book being written by an older AGP mad sad at all the younger HSTS traps? Here you go. Younger trannies have no idea who the fuck that is. They don't read fictional books about trannies, they watch Youtube videos with actual trannies.
This last page is the worst of the worst. TERFs and safer sex enthusiasts, this is the part you've been waiting for:
I hate reaching those moments when a lover realizes that my cum is also jizz, that it could get them pregnant and they begin treating my cum like radioactive waste.
Dude, that's a rather roundabout (read: another mindfuck) way of saying: "You can use your trans status as an excuse to avoid wearing a condom/having safer sex.". Just STFU and just put a condom on that dick already. You can catch some scary shit from a woman too, you dumbass. "A real man will use one, a real woman doesn't have to ask."
Typically I am asked questions about my body that I have no answers for, like what my sperm count is and how statistically likely it is that I will knock someone up. NOBODY KNOWS THIS STUFF AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO.
... Oliver actually endorses this? This anti-birth control bullshit? This anti-safer sex shit? This is now the new left? The new left is about using transness as an excuse to avoid discussing birth control? A biological woman asking a biological man with a dick, "hey dude, can you actually, you know, get me knocked up while on HRT? Do you still have a high sperm load?" as part of safer sex negotiations, that's transphobic now?
#PEAKTRANSING so hard right now, bitches. (You really don't wanna see this, believe me, it's not as sexy as it sounds.)
I have never before seen transness being used as an excuse for such blatant unsafe sex and anti-birthcontrol regressiveness. I can't believe SJW TRAs would sink that low, but there you have it.
No, bitch, you don't. This is the
"(describing rape) what I just described isn't actually rape" fake disclaimer of your text. Everything you just described previously was about how you use your transness to avoid discussing safer sex, ie birth control. Telling cis women to not ask you about whether you can get them knocked up with your "radioactive" jizz is not "practicing safer sex", it's the very opposite of that. It's mindfucking cis women into having unsafe sex with you and other pre-ops by man-whining about how discussions of pregnancy and being asked to use condoms to dispose of your "radiactive waste" (LMAO) supposedly makes you feel dysphoric. You are a manipulator and a mindfucker, if this is how you roll in bed. And once again you dumbass, YOU YOURSELF can catch some really scary shit from an infected woman too if you don't put a condom on that dick, regardless of the HRT affecting your sperm load. How stupid can you be?
Let's end this with Mira Bellwether's favourite song, shall we:
Seriously, how the fuck are Leah Tverly & Co not all over this? This shit is the worst cotton ceiling bullshit I've read since Riley Dennis accusing women of being transphobic for not wanting to suq the girldiq.
This is the "author" of the book BTW - can you imagine them rolling on a condom? Neither can I for some strange reason...