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So.....yall niggas know this movie got blown out the water critically, with audience, and maybe even commercially....by the fucking Dora the Explorer movie?
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Jesus fucking christ.....we need to find a way to tell the nurdbros of the 00s that star wars will return, only to be beaten into the fucking ground by Dora the fucking Explorer.

Seriosuly, it had a 50mil budget and made a 120mil profit, so Rise of Skywalker is gonna need to make back over double its budget to have a higher profit percentage....jesus christ we live in a SOCIETY world where Dora The Explorer threatens to be a bigger success than the final star wars movie
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Except they don't seem to have any actual connection to the Force. They just seem to be a self-mutilating gang that worships a lightsaber.
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HeyYou said:
Wait, so the Knights of Ren with Kylo aren't some of Luke's former students? What the fuck happened to them?
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Wait a moment, guys. No, pretty sure they got the Force. Maybe I should have posted some of the other pages but their requirement for joining is 'touching the Shadow' which is their stupid way of saying using the Force or the Dark Side. As for the origins of this group, it looks like they're a pre-existing organization.
 
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Judge Holden said:
So.....yall niggas know this movie got blown out the water critically, with audience, and maybe even commercially....by the fucking Dora the Explorer movie?
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Jesus fucking christ.....we need to find a way to tell the nurdbros of the 00s that star wars will return, only to be beaten into the fucking ground by Dora the fucking Explorer.
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The part that would really blow their minds is when you tell them that they will be fine with this by the time it happens.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Except they don't seem to have any actual connection to the Force. They just seem to be a self-mutilating gang that worships a lightsaber.
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They take on the role of Maul in Ep 1 or Vader in the comics; bloodhound. All there is to them. They served decently.

Went and watched it. Most of the gimmicky shit can honestly be written off as "it's star wars". Kylo disappearing afterwards is pretty cheesy but again, it's star wars. It's a cheeky IP. Palpatine wanted Rey to kill her, she didn't want to, he considered her a failure, wanted her dead, comes upon the force dyad by complete accident, drains it to regain life, then dies in his hunt for immortality like Plagueis. "Ironic".

Honestly it was an okay movie, but only because I knew the sequel memery and the extended universe. It's okay, honestly not worth the 56%. 72% at worst I'd say, given the Disney circlejerk and bribed reviewers. Ahsoka in the end still made no fucking sense, but her voice was so faint it was impossible to pick up on even when listening for it. Only Yoda stood out, and Anakin was twice as loud as the rest.

Storywise, yeah, it sucked. Movie, not so bad, and Star Wars is 60% visuals anyway.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
JJ is a known hack, and he only has success because he's the son of two famous Jewish TV producers, one of whom was a Disney lifer. Remember Lost? Remember how fucking stupid Lost was? JJ WROTE LOST! That was his breakout writing credit! He fucked over tens of millions of people with "They were dead the whole time guys!" and people in Hollywood thought that was brilliant.
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JJ wasn't really involved with Lost past the first season.
 
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itskaon said:
watching twitter trannies seethe in the UK elections, exceptional individuals thinking impeachment means removal from office, Episode 9 shitshow, just finished my fall semester, this may be the best christmas ever
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Would have been better had Trump not been impeached although that could seal his re-election. Just depends on how the electorate reacts.
 
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TheMysteriousAHole said:
Wait a moment, guys. No, pretty sure they got the Force. Maybe I should have posted some of the other pages but their requirement for joining is 'touching the Shadow' which is their stupid way of saying using the Force or the Dark Side. As for the origins of this group, it looks like they're a pre-existing organization.
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They're just early tribal Sith then, yeah. They don't hold a candle to the old non-Jedi/Sith factions in Legends.
 
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TheMysteriousAHole said:
Wait until those NDAs are done and then some enterprising person needs to get out there and do lots of interviews and compile as much dirty laundry as they can then publish it 'cause I think it'd be a seller.
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They'd best have as much security as they can buy because they're gonna be Epsteined by the Rat otherwise.
 
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verissimus said:
Would have been better had Trump not been impeached although that could seal his re-election. Just depends on how the electorate reacts.
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Everything I've been hearing about that via Tim Pool is that impeachment hurt the Democrats and helped Trump more than the inverse, so we'll see. I don't see it getting past

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The Senate
 
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