Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Spoilering this not because I care, but because this produced the most unholiest image in my head.

Rey is confirmed to be a Palpatine

Meaning that ancient, wrinkly, leathery, sagged up, skeleton looking motherfucker stuck his decrepit penis into some lady's vagina, and ejaculated whatever substance comes out after tens of thousands of years of age.
 
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BSV said:
Arr mates! If I hear you betray the pirate order and pay to see this dog shit. You're truly lost. The only legitimate way to watch this is when it's showing on piratebay.
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I'll just go to Redbox and give them a dollar for it, Piratebay is too much effort and I'm not wasting the hard drive space to watch it.
 
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
This is not a Science fiction movie, this is a body horror movie.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
Only difference is: this movie is still over 2 hours long. Since JJ had to essentially cram 3 movies into one, they had to jumpcut at every moment, skip atmospheric scenes or scenes that develope characters and setting or help the plot transitioning.
They had to cut out everything that's not EXPOSITIONEXPOSITIONEXPOSITIONEXPOSITIONEXPOSITIONEXPOSITION, since otherwise, the runtime would be monstrous.
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still disagree with that, but even if in the best case it would still be WOWEXPLOSIONSWOWLASERSWOOOOOOOOOOOOOW spectacle because that's what disney wants and pretty much all jarjar can write.
 
Suburban Bastard said:
Spoilering this not because I care, but because this produced the most unholiest image in my head.

Rey is confirmed to be a Palpatine

Meaning that ancient, wrinkly, leathery, sagged up, skeleton looking motherfucker stuck his decrepit penis into some lady's vagina, and ejaculated whatever substance comes out after tens of thousands of years of age.
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He didn't use his penis, he used the force to sow his wild oats remotely. People posted the comic panel that explains this multiple times in this thread but there's a lot of pages behind me to look through to find it.


Edit: I'm dumb, he did that to make Anakain. He may have reproduced normally to make one of Rey's parents.
 
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Suburban Bastard said:
45 minutes mark. Because the "the final order" wasn't subtle enough, we need to have a scene showcasing first order troops (or is it final order troops now?) going around the city of....., a city and barging into homes and kidnapping innocent aliens.

Meanwhile the main crew contributes fuck all to what the place is, what's going on, and why they're all wearing black hoodies.
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Let me guess the aliens are ugly deformed flesh colored anus faces. That's low-key racist if that's the case.
 
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damian said:
Don’t know if it’s been posted yet (this thread is currently going at light speed) but, Papa Palpatine apparently has super force lightning that he uses to attack the resistance fleet or some such. Why am I pointing this out? Well Marvel only now has deemed it fit to give Kylo an origin comic and this is one of the scenes:

So yeah, apparently Kylo didn’t destroy the Jedi Temple.
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someone mentioned it earlier (probably general), but the full pages are somehow even worse

Suburban Bastard said:
Rey suddenly is powerful enough to force pull a whole ship.
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wait, they're ripping off force unleashed now?

The Littlest Shitlord said:
Plan IX bombing is a distraction from impeachment? ... Or is impeachment a distraction from Plan IX bombing?
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considering the dems went full retard and are dragging that out till next year, making even their twittertards that think OMG TRUMPS GOING TO JAIL HILLARY WILL BE PRESIDENT wonder why trump is still in office, they did a job as great as disney with epIX
 
I'm of the opinion that the people behind Disney bought and intentionally destroyed Star Wars as a revenge against Lucas making Watto and making several other negative comments about the (((people))) in hollywood.

I don't see how anyone could reasonably believe that this unmitigated disaster happened by chance, that they spent 4 billion and just let it all go to shit because nobody planned anything about how to use it.
 
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