Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

All the impeachment shit on Twitter is being eclipsed by all the Star Wars hype. Gremlins woke up and are loving the movie because critics said it was bad.

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I was curious as to why she was crowing about it, but then I remembered, this is Brianna Wu.

The same person who unironically calls The Third Birthday the best Parasite Eve game and has no quality recognition instincts whatsoever despite her entire professed duty on Twitter to be some trendy assbag trying to define your sense of taste.
 
Lets not be hasty, its entirely possible enough people will come out to enjoy a dumb franchise blockbuster to make it a success overall and to perhaps justify the suspicious surge of positivity out of nowhere

If not however, then we can be effectively certain Disney hired a PR company whose work we are seeing now
True that. Might be this movie limps its way to a billion dollars or even more, but after going on and on about how people were overhyping the shitfactor and how it'll please people with bland mindless action, I'm not so sure anymore. I can see this fail after reviewers are tearing it apart. Not saying it is going to fail, but I expect a decent first weekend and then a very desastrous reduction in audiences, just like TLJ. Might still make a dime, but it sure as fuck ain't what Disney needs for this movie.

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Hmm, once you switch the audience rating from verified to all, it drops about 9%.
Should I go out and watch this thing today or not?
Fuck no. If you're not invested enough in this movie to just watch it anyway, you're not invested enough to throw your money at a company that hates you.
 
Hate to put my conspiracy fedora on, but given how many "backchannels" wu brags about having with corporate media and her asspatting relationship with the Scalzi tier sci-fi/fantasy establishment who largely make up the story team for Nu-Lucasfilm, am I a tard for suspecting she probably got in on a mass email sent out begging "important people" to talk about their love for the movie to counter the critical assfucking its getting?

Between this and a bunch of other "influncer" types simultaniously weighing in with near identical positive spins of the movie, and the abrupt mass positive audience review campaigns I smell spookniggery afoot
Which other notable shills did they get so far though? Mundane Matt, the infamous leader of Gamergate? Most checkmarks have been outright shitting on it from what I've been seeing.
 
Man this movie
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From Saltier than crait.

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Congratulations Palpatine won.
Merry Christmas.

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Uh oh Spaghetti-Os....its flopping in china

From the article: "And [that piss-poor box office take] strongly suggests that the “Star Wars” franchise may be in terminal decline in the Middle Kingdom." What was your... at this point... tenth clue? Given that they renamed Solo in China just to distance it from the Star Wars brand (N.B. it didn't work) you should have figured that out a year and a half ago.
 
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Is TUG's weird uncle for real? Mr #withoutrespectwereject paid to see this? After all his videos moaning and bitching he went to see it. Amazing. I'm betting I'm right that he angry fapped the whole damn time.

Bet he was upset he couldn't blow a load over Brie Larson being Ahsoka Tano.

Is the Fandom Menace pretty much the only people going to see this?
 
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Is TUG's weird uncle for real? Mr #withoutrespectwereject paid to see this? After all his videos moaning and bitching he went to see it. Amazing. I'm betting I'm right that he angry fapped the whole damn time.

Bet he was upset he couldn't blow a load over Brie Larson being Ahsoka Tano.

Is the Fandom Menace pretty much the only people going to see this?
People like Mauler and Doomcock have built their existence around hating this shit, so they have to watch it in order to bitch at it, in order to make themselves important over it.

Maybe he was smart and did the old Ticket Switcheroo or downloaded the camrip, but I doubt it.

There is a bit of a point to certain people watching it to tear it apart - so others don't have to, essentially. Still weird to think that this dolt inadvertendly might have supported Disney by doing so. E;R at least downloaded a camrip.
 
Why did he get the medal? It's the award for being literally the only original character left standing.
With the shit Disney has pulled lately, chances are we're going to see a comic or book, where it turns out that Orange Yoda told Leia not to hand out a medal to Chewie, cause she knew Han would sell them for drinking money, so she kept Chewie's medal instead and gave it to him now. We'll learn that Orange Yoda knew about Luke's fuckup as a Jedi in the future, and about Han being a TOXIC WHITE MALE SHITLORD, so she allowed the medals to be handed out to them, cause they needed the participation award as long as they still hadn't fucked up.

Mark my words, this will be in the novelization.
 
People like Mauler and Doomcock have built their existence around hating this shit, so they have to watch it in order to bitch at it, in order to make themselves important over it.

Maybe he was smart and did the old Ticket Switcheroo or downloaded the camrip, but I doubt it.

There is a bit of a point to certain people watching it to tear it apart - so others don't have to, essentially. Still weird to think that this dolt inadvertendly might have supported Disney by doing so. E;R at least downloaded a camrip.

Not only E;R torrent the films, he has already said he despises Star Wars and only does the videos because he gets a lot of views from it. Somehow he still produces the best reviews of the franchise, a dude who hates what he does and doesn't put any effort into it.

But all the other disney a-logs not only pay to see this garbage, but their videos are also only voice-over on top of an static still. Super lazy and boring. And on top of it, DoomCockSucker (who has mistaken all the rumors) spends 3 minutes asking to subscribe, like, share and so on forever.
 
I've reached the point where I just don't feel anything about Star Wars any more. I'm not angry about it, I'm not going to watch this new one. I don't want to watch this Mandalorian show. I don't even feel like watching the old movies or playing the old video games. I just don't care any more. If I feel anything, it's just boredom.

George Lucas and Disney have taken a fun Sci Fi series and have sucked all of the life out of it. I remember having this Star Wars trading card game that was far too complicated to actually play with anyone, and various video games, and thinking about all of the interesting things that could happen in that world of fiction. Now I've seen what film makers do with extending the series, I just don't want any more of it. I want the series to be buried and forgotten.
 
So... why is Palpatine in this shit? I didn’t see Last Jedi.

Because I. the House of Mouse is creatively bankrupt, II. the ostensible big bad got sliced in half in the middle TLJ because SuBVeRtInG ExPeCTatIONs is considered a substitute for plot and character development in 2019, and III. member berries.
 
The first 2/3 were the most frantic batshit scenes in any Star Wars with an industrial demolition of everything that happened in the Last Jedi.

The Palpatine scenes were the weakest because he's basically Emperor Exposition.

Fun drinking game: Take a shot whenever there's dialog that's being said by a character off screen and has obviously been added in post-production. The Holdo manoeuvre explanation was especially bad.

Can anyone explain the in universe rationale for horse riding on the surface of a star destroyer? Why they couldn't grab something that, I don't know, was faster and harder to shoot with fixed emplacement guns, like, I dunno, a fighter of some variety?
I think it was so they couldn't target them automatically like if they had used speeders.
So why didn't Rey resurrect Ben before his counter expired?
Once your 'redeemed' you can pass through to the next level. There was some implied connection with Leia dying at the same time, but who the fuck knows?
 
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