True that. Might be this movie limps its way to a billion dollars or even more, but after going on and on about how people were overhyping the shitfactor and how it'll please people with bland mindless action, I'm not so sure anymore. I can see this fail after reviewers are tearing it apart. Not saying it is going to fail, but I expect a decent first weekend and then a very desastrous reduction in audiences, just like TLJ. Might still make a dime, but it sure as fuck ain't what Disney needs for this movie.
Fuck no. If you're not invested enough in this movie to just watch it anyway, you're not invested enough to throw your money at a company that hates you.
Which other notable shills did they get so far though? Mundane Matt, the infamous leader of Gamergate? Most checkmarks have been outright shitting on it from what I've been seeing.
VII was OK until I realised it was IV all over again about 1/3rd-1/2 of the film. Then it was less enjoyable. IDK. I watched it once and never revisited it.
Uh oh Spaghetti-Os....its flopping in china
‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Flops in China on Friday Debut
UPDATED: “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker” is expected to be the biggest film of the weekend globally, with an estimated opening weekend of $170 million to $200 million in North America alone. But…variety.com
People like Mauler and Doomcock have built their existence around hating this shit, so they have to watch it in order to bitch at it, in order to make themselves important over it.
Why did he get the medal? It's the award for being literally the only original character left standing.
With the shit Disney has pulled lately, chances are we're going to see a comic or book, where it turns out that Orange Yoda told Leia not to hand out a medal to Chewie, cause she knew Han would sell them for drinking money, so she kept Chewie's medal instead and gave it to him now. We'll learn that Orange Yoda knew about Luke's fuckup as a Jedi in the future, and about Han being a TOXIC WHITE MALE SHITLORD, so she allowed the medals to be handed out to them, cause they needed the participation award as long as they still hadn't fucked up.
For putting his dick into Orange Yoda.
I think it was so they couldn't target them automatically like if they had used speeders.
Once your 'redeemed' you can pass through to the next level. There was some implied connection with Leia dying at the same time, but who the fuck knows?
