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Jake admitting he can't make new friends.
You'd think his good pals Rebecca Gerber and Arthur Chu would invite him to their holiday stuff.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Jake admitting he can't make new friends.
You'd think his good pals Rebecca Gerber and Arthur Chu would invite him to their holiday stuff.
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Why are you guys saying Jake can't do comedy?
Local area homeless woman WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO FAMILY to CONSUME PRODUCT tomorrow evening:
James does this apply to any readers of Jake's Twitter account? I'd love to swing by after my shift in the Kiwi Truck outside Jake's:
Needs more failed board game boxes:
Then how is World Domination LLC's website still up?
TERFS ARE PEDOPHILE TERRORISTS: KIWI FARMS ARE FULL ON NAZIS WHO SOLE PURPOSE IS TO FIRSTS STALK TRANS PEOPLE
THE SURGERY
I'm been tempted to do this but...
Today in things Jake knows nothing about, IP rights or Parasite Eve:
I mean, don't read what I said but...
ARGLE BARGLE NOTCH
SITTING IN THE GREEN ROOM; READY TO DROP BOMBSHELLS:
Local area homeless woman WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO FAMILY to CONSUME PRODUCT tomorrow evening:
James does this apply to any readers of Jake's Twitter account? I'd love to swing by after my shift in the Kiwi Truck outside Jake's:
Needs more failed board game boxes:
Then how is World Domination LLC's website still up?
TERFS ARE PEDOPHILE TERRORISTS: KIWI FARMS ARE FULL ON NAZIS WHO SOLE PURPOSE IS TO FIRSTS STALK TRANS PEOPLE
THE SURGERY
I'm been tempted to do this but...
Today in things Jake knows nothing about, IP rights or Parasite Eve:
I mean, don't read what I said but...
ARGLE BARGLE NOTCH
SITTING IN THE GREEN ROOM; READY TO DROP BOMBSHELLS:
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If only it were possible to collate your best writings into a file and send it to people.
It's not that Jake can't afford a website. It's that he's too lazy to maintain one.
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It takes zero dollars to maintain a "portfolio" on a website, as a random example: https://worlddominationllc.wordpress.com/
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Because otherwise it’s a really good business proposal.
Every trans person who refers to themselves as cute is a fat old man in stripy socks who you wouldn’t even want to touch, let alone pet.
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Know what really sucks? When you're starving to death and your third computer gives up the ghost.SITTING IN THE GREEN ROOM; READY TO DROP BOMBSHELLS:
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SITTING IN THE GREEN ROOM; READY TO DROP BOMBSHELLS:
Wait, what? Green room, even virtual, for what besides tweets? He was going to read something as a live reading but didn't have the time? When? Was he retroactively an extra on hbomberguy's stream or did I miss something?
edit: speaking of starving:
He's 20 years late on domain squatting and hoping that someone would give him a one-time payment of 99.9% of a month of his rent and groceries in exchange for the url.
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Every queer space seems to get over-run by troons anyway so there's no need for a commercial enterprise serving a niche group. Of course just because a space is provided where trans people can hang out all day doesn't mean anyone would want to hang out with Jake.
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I know he's probably lying, but I really like the idea that his mum saying to him "I'm not going to call you Violet. Kiwi Farms is right, you are a beardy gnome."
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It's better. He tried to start a charity push for Mermaids like two weeks earlier and nobody cared because he's Jake. So he passively aggressively sniped at it, begged during it for his Patreon, then blamed the "ALGORITHMS" for silencing him as he is trans
Searching for this I discovered Jake discovering Stardock doing Humble Bundles two years apart and then discovered that he REEEEEEs about Humble Bundle quite often but still buys them all:
also see his great usage here of "putting my money where my mouth is"
If you're wondering if he did put his money where his mouth is... probably not:
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Great work as always, but what are "the emotion heightening orange eggs"?
Is that some insane Jake-speak for Troon pills?
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Yeah, pretty much. As to which, and I know nothing about this so I just used one of those pill identifier websites to look for an orange hormone pill and it seems to be the lowest dose of estradiol comes in orange.
edit: um, someone here will definitely know more but these ones actually seem to be part of the birth control pill cycle, the ones you use for HRT are apparently higher dose blue ones so lol if true
edit2: maybe not, but he's guzzling enough gel to give him that ultra thin double-girl skin
edit: um, someone here will definitely know more but these ones actually seem to be part of the birth control pill cycle, the ones you use for HRT are apparently higher dose blue ones so lol if true
edit2: maybe not, but he's guzzling enough gel to give him that ultra thin double-girl skin
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"I've honestly been tempted to do literally this for some time now. Only things stopping me are I'm not sure there's a big enough trans population near me and also I... couldn't afford startup costs."
So the only things stopping you are the fact that it's an entirely untenable business in the area AND you can't afford to do it anyway? So why bother googleshng about it at all?
I'd like to start a dinosaur riding zoo but only things stopping me are liability issues, startup costs in the billions and the fact that I don't think we can actually clone dinosaurs.
I guess his mom should be glad that he just blew his wad on some unsold board games that can be used as insulation instead of spending any savings she had built up for him on a 'trans cafe' that would be open for one month and have two customers, neither of which will ever go back after being asked if they wanted to pet a gnome. I'm guessing she was saving that money so he could go to college or at least learn a trade, not... this.
So the only things stopping you are the fact that it's an entirely untenable business in the area AND you can't afford to do it anyway? So why bother googleshng about it at all?
I'd like to start a dinosaur riding zoo but only things stopping me are liability issues, startup costs in the billions and the fact that I don't think we can actually clone dinosaurs.
I guess his mom should be glad that he just blew his wad on some unsold board games that can be used as insulation instead of spending any savings she had built up for him on a 'trans cafe' that would be open for one month and have two customers, neither of which will ever go back after being asked if they wanted to pet a gnome. I'm guessing she was saving that money so he could go to college or at least learn a trade, not... this.
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My immediate thought was that it was from a YA novel aimed at kids aged 15, read by kids aged 10 while adults 20+ are spergin' about it on the internet.
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Some totally random Jake claims as I bounced around...
"I come from a family of people who have a more than passing interest in geneology"
Wait, what articles did "Jake Alley" ever have printed anywhere? He's talking about his game reviews isn't he.
also some instances of Jake just reminding all the publishers and media companies that obviously follow him:
also just lol tweets while I was fishing in the muddy creek
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lololololol some of his pre-doxxxxxed stuff is amazing
"I come from a family of people who have a more than passing interest in geneology"
Wait, what articles did "Jake Alley" ever have printed anywhere? He's talking about his game reviews isn't he.
also some instances of Jake just reminding all the publishers and media companies that obviously follow him:
also just lol tweets while I was fishing in the muddy creek
Another instance of Jake using "hand-writing" to describe e-mails:
secretgamergirl.tumblr.com
The Sexual Psychology of Bayonetta
First off, a quick disclaimer. I love Bayonetta to death. It is my hands down favorite game of the console generation it appeared in. I love the people behind it. I love the rest of the games they’ve...
secretgamergirl.tumblr.com
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lololololol some of his pre-doxxxxxed stuff is amazing
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Sounds like a dead-end Alley.
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I went looking for mentions of those board games that aren't holding up as insulation anymore:
but I found something even more wonderful from the good time before Zoe cast him out, a grand theory of Gamergate and Adam Baldwin and everything:
Six months later he came to realize Gamergate was much more serious:
And then I started to sorta figure out when his confidence imploded and he realized Randi had "smeared" him to Zoe because his immediate response is to talk about killing himself (earlier in 2016 he starts to notice people ignoring him but he chalks it up to some errors mostly and does not start to put together the web of lies targeting him in hopes of getting him killed for knowing where the bodies are buried)
Although he still had enough belief in Zoe coming back to threaten Nintendo over the FIVE GUYS attack on Zoe-senpai and firing Allison Rapp (some of this is chronicled earlier in the thread)
a few months later, and after being doxxxed, though it was just all over:
then Trump wins and everything goes to shit, within a year he can't stand to see Zoe's face:
oh look, the good times:
but I found something even more wonderful from the good time before Zoe cast him out, a grand theory of Gamergate and Adam Baldwin and everything:
Six months later he came to realize Gamergate was much more serious:
And then I started to sorta figure out when his confidence imploded and he realized Randi had "smeared" him to Zoe because his immediate response is to talk about killing himself (earlier in 2016 he starts to notice people ignoring him but he chalks it up to some errors mostly and does not start to put together the web of lies targeting him in hopes of getting him killed for knowing where the bodies are buried)
Although he still had enough belief in Zoe coming back to threaten Nintendo over the FIVE GUYS attack on Zoe-senpai and firing Allison Rapp (some of this is chronicled earlier in the thread)
a few months later, and after being doxxxed, though it was just all over:
then Trump wins and everything goes to shit, within a year he can't stand to see Zoe's face:
oh look, the good times:
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I don't know a lot about troon pills but that sounds like progesterone capsules. Some of the 100mg ones are orange and egg-shaped so...
P-1 Pill Images (Orange / Elliptical / Oval)
Pill with imprint P-1 is Orange, Elliptical / Oval and has been identified as Progesterone 100 mg. It is supplied by Banner Pharmacaps Inc..
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Also Jesus Christ I forgot about Jake the TWoC. I wish any of the crazies following him cared enough to call him out on this kind of stuff lol.
Mitt Doggy Dogg
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I can't waiit til Bin Laden and Hitler complete there terrorist missions against the gnome so the twitterverse will be safe from yon ramblings, I love how he considers himself a expert and basically a comedian. I would swear this was a long run troll if he hadn't been going on for so long, how can anyone be this dumb and just so socially inept. Whats a TWoC?