Orbiter Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms

Kengle now has 10k+ twitter followers, is he still a lolcow?

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He's bringing in African writers? I sure hope there's a guest appearance from Knuckles

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I think a reason Kengle is obsessed with boiling is that he never really learned cooking (that seems to be common among lolcows).

(And of course Kengle believes that boiling somehow magically drains fat from the food being cooked, even though his obesity should make it clear that it obviously doesn't work at all.)
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I think a reason Kengle is obsessed with boiling is that he never really learned cooking (that seems to be common among lolcows).

(And of course Kengle believes that boiling somehow magically drains fat from the food being cooked, even though his obesity should make it clear that it obviously doesn't work at all.)
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Fat isn't even water soluble. It probably physically removes some fat but you'd do a lot better just using a Foreman grill. Or using paper towels, like Ulillillia used to do to pizza.
 
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AnOminous said:
Fat isn't even water soluble. It probably physically removes some fat but you'd do a lot better just using a Foreman grill. Or using paper towels, like Ulillillia used to do to pizza.
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Didn't he just lose weight because his toweling ritual was so cumbersome to perform that he just didn't bother to even eat most of the time? Surely Kengle can find some suitably inconvenient Islamic ritual for the same purpose.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
Didn't he just lose weight because his toweling ritual was so cumbersome to perform that he just didn't bother to even eat most of the time? Surely Kengle can find some suitably inconvenient Islamic ritual for the same purpose.
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There was some video where he actually calculated it and it really did remove a lot of fat.
 
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Ken I've been in touch with Chris, he says if you buy it he'll let you lick his inner thighs.

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In her shoes? You mean fat? Because you are.

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Ken would love to be "in her shoes." And also in her skin. He'd get to finally transition into Saturnella and people come up and tell him their nasty sex problems, so he'd have a perma-boner.
 
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And you already ate your mice so now what? Maybe you could eat your PS3 too. Remember when you dropped a couple of hundred dollars on that to get Chris' attention and failed, Ken?

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