Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.1%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 260 18.3%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 204 14.4%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 808 57.0%
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captkrisma said:

Jack, the petulant child that he is, freaks out about how his coffee maker can't make the exact size that he wants.

He also burns his tounge on hot coffee and starts flapping his good hand in front of his closed mouth in a futile attempt to cool his tounge.
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More proof he's a glutton that can't wait for anything, and a good case example of why his food comes out burnt-raw. Also why you should never give this idiot anything he begs or threatens you for as a company too.
Chamulum said:
I'm just going out on a limb here and assume that tubby didn't read the instructions and declares this gadget a "failure".
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This is pretty much how all of Fat Jack's tech reviews go yeah. It's a wonder he isn't sued more often for misrepresenting the product than he has been.
 
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Aunt Myrna said:
ANOTHER Coffee maker review from Jack "my first stroke was caused my caffeine" Scalfani.

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Another well-framed video from the seasoned YouTuber and tech aficionado. If I didn’t already know that he lives in a recently constructed tract house, I’d think that someone had pulled the cinder blocks out from one end of his trailer.
 
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ForscytheBat said:
It's funny that Jack would say this given he has a stroked out arm and needs his phat wife to open jars for him.

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Oh jack you dabbed on us kids so hard. You crippled fat fuck you can't even dab or you would. What a out of touch joke.

Dude lives off his wife and insults others?
I bet jack sits to pee.
 
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Aaway said:
are there any recent pictures of jr where he doesn't look like a total douche?

also, i'm surprised he proposed to that poor girl. he seems like the type of guy to go after black girls given that he thinks he is black himself
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Jack would figure out a way to choke him out for good if he brought home a niggo, dead arm or not.
 
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Adamska said:
It is, but he won't stop because getting another job is scary. Also wifey can pay for everything for him.
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Come to think of it, if Jack did have to get a real job, what could he even do? No way he could go back to the only real job he's ever had (radio/DJ). He can barely walk to the fridge without getting out of breath. It has to be something that requires very little physical ability and only one working hand. Beside that, his personality wouldn't allow him to work under any kind of boss or management. I don't know if he is actually employable out in the real world.
 
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This is Tammy's birthday present to Jack:

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Aunt Myrna said:
Come to think of it, if Jack did have to get a real job, what could he even do? No way he could go back to the only real job he's ever had (radio/DJ). He can barely walk to the fridge without getting out of breath. It has to be something that requires very little physical ability and only one working hand. Beside that, his personality wouldn't allow him to work under any kind of boss or management. I don't know if he is actually employable out in the real world.
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oh not a chance

keep in mind, he got fired from DJ'ing because he would play stuff he wasn't supposed to. and this was obviously way before his ego grew out of control due to his fame as a celebrity chef on youtube. not to mention he bitches and whines about everything so no way he'd be able to work under someone.

his low energy cooking show and 50 other shitty channels are only shot at actually making his own money, which isn't very much at all. i feel like that's why jack is always so lovey dovey with tammy. he knows without her he's absolutely fucked
 
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Aunt Myrna said:
Come to think of it, if Jack did have to get a real job, what could he even do? No way he could go back to the only real job he's ever had (radio/DJ). He can barely walk to the fridge without getting out of breath. It has to be something that requires very little physical ability and only one working hand. Beside that, his personality wouldn't allow him to work under any kind of boss or management. I don't know if he is actually employable out in the real world.
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He could easily do call center work at a company flexible with letting you use your home as your office or something like that. You only need to speak to make that job work.

But that's work, and work scary for Fat Jack. Also he's an entitled fat bitch who is too stupid to understand that sometimes you just do what you're asked. And that sometimes you have to take abuse, doesn't mean you have to like it however.
ForscytheBat said:
This is Tammy's birthday present to Jack:

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Oh, hey this picture.

I think the title of it is "Messiah Dragging Roofie'd Man Away for Sexual Gratification".
 
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Aunt Myrna said:
Come to think of it, if Jack did have to get a real job, what could he even do? No way he could go back to the only real job he's ever had (radio/DJ). He can barely walk to the fridge without getting out of breath. It has to be something that requires very little physical ability and only one working hand. Beside that, his personality wouldn't allow him to work under any kind of boss or management. I don't know if he is actually employable out in the real world.
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Divorce Saga when?
 
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