Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Russhole starts right off on the defensive (in his own book!) by insisting he obviously didn't write the letter, that's nonsense, no one would ever think that! Then he admits on the next page that the judge at the trial outright accused Russhole of fabricating the letter from Hof--because of course Hof did not actually show up to testify in Russhole's defense, to the surprise of literally no one sane.

Additionally, Rekieta hosted one of Russell's old managers, a guy called Cory iirc, on a Greerstream. Cory all but confirmed that Russell had written the letter himself, because Russell had asked Cory to proofread it for him first.

So yep, our paralegal eagle outright fabricated evidence in a court case about not knowing you can fuck a hooker at any time.

Another fun story from Cory: apparently one day, Russell came to him saying that a group of customers was mocking him and calling him square-faced r.e..tard or something, but could not describe any of the customers and could not locate them when Cory asked to be shown to these people. Then, a little while later, Russell came back whining about how the "customers" had knocked over a big display of merchandise and broken it. He demanded that Cory call the police on a mysterious group of people who he could not identify nor locate. Cory told him, in a polite manager way, to get stuffed.

 

[cogsworth]

All right dicks. I found the girl and post. She did not give permission to have her identity blasted so if you’re doing it, I hope you get dick cancer.
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and here it is. Wow, what a “joke”
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Where is the post?

I want to see the post.

 

[Me_el_wante_V2.0]

He probably neglected to read the product description and ordered the slipcover, not the couch.

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I wonder if this was supposed to be the couch for Danica? 2020 is soon now and he's preparing imo. For the thing that will never happen.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Couch blanket. Add that one to the list of Greerisms.

 

[Toasty]

He probably neglected to read the product description and ordered the slipcover, not the couch.

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Now I'm laughing. I needed this. I was wondering if he even had a couch for the hooker he actually thought was coming to stay in his rented room.
He didn't.
So he goes looking for a couch on Amazon or whatever, doesn't actually read, or possibly doesn't know what a slip cover is, ( he called it a "couch blanket").
Doesn't think to himself " Hey, this price is really low for the couch in the picture... perhaps more research is needed." Instead thinks " Hey! This price is really low for the couch in the picture! Add to cart!"
If it were any body else, they could blame it on drunk shopping. But it's Russ, so he'll probably sue.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Wow wouldn't it cost aton of money to ship a couch via amazon? Or now that amazon does 50% of there deliveries do they ship large stuff like couches. It just seems like the kinda thing you buy locally, if your poor you could probably get one free on craigslist even....

 

[Cilleystring]

Back to the famous russ quotes topic. An underrated one I always loved was when a girl posted a pic with her bf and he just commented "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

All right dicks. I found the girl and post. She did not give permission to have her identity blasted so if you’re doing it, I hope you get dick cancer.
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and here it is. Wow, what a “joke”
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Of course he liked her smile. Russell's all about dem teef. Between that and the same last name he was probably reminiscing of his sisters.

The couch must be for Danica. Its not like he's going to have guests over for the holidays, or any other time of the year really.

 

[Toasty]

I'm honestly surprised he even tried to supply a couch. I figured he was thinking he'd pull a switch on her when she arrived, and noticed the lack of couch, so he could say," I guess you'll just have to share the bed with me, snerk snerk."

 

[drain]

Rusty supposedly buying a couch for a prostitute that lives miles away and probably had him blocked on social media and still fucking it up is sending my sides into oblivion

 

[ProgKing of the North]

To be fair, a lot of people probably want to shoot Russ, a couch isn’t a terrible investment

 

[lamp shade]

Hope that amazon seller is ready for their 1 star review because if you think legal eagle Russell Greer isn’t going to make his idiocy known to everyone, you’re sadly mistaken.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Where is the post?

I want to see the post.

Which post?

his is above. Hers is just a screenshot of the convo, where he said “is it bc I’m disabled?”

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Pets can tell when their owners distrust or dislike a person, and not a single person likes Russhole. If they do for even a minute his behavior soon cures them of it.

Not only that, but certain animals and breeds are smart enough to figure out who treats them good, who is indifferent about pets, and who treats them like crap. Meanwhile, we have Russ who has no social graces and is socially clueless when it comes to reading people's (and animals', too, most likely) negative body language in response to his behavior or mere presence.

Yeah, he said something about how he wasn't even a real judge, just some lawyer that was appointed judge.

I guess Russ doesn't know that most -- if not all -- judges start out as lawyers and even keep their credentials active as judges so they can resume practicing law again immediately after their judgeship ends.

In my area, and many others I'd bet, low level cases such as people contesting traffic tickets tend to be presided over by a magistrate -- someone who is usually a currently-practicing attorney with the knowledge, experience, and training needed to rule on such cases. Using magistrates help keep judges with an already-full load of cases on their docket from having it further overloaded with small cases that can be heard by someone else that specializes in the area in dispute (such as traffic law) on a more timely basis Also, these cases tend to be simple enough that a ruling can be made the same day they're heard.

I wouldn't put it past Russ to claim that a magistrate isn't a real judge. At the same time, I'd love to know what lulzy definition Russ has in his mind if asked to define what makes a judge real.

 

[AnOminous]

At the same time, I'd love to know what lulzy definition Russ has in his mind if asked to define what makes a judge real.

The judge orders a celebrity to have sex with him.

 

[Toasty]

He probably neglected to read the product description and ordered the slipcover, not the couch.

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Why did he open the box? Did he think they snuck a couch in there?

 

[Cilleystring]

Why did he open the box? Did he think they snuck a couch in there?

His entire life revolves around trying to get into boxes that hes paid for

 

[AbraCadaver]

Why did he open the box? Did he think they snuck a couch in there?

“What the FRICK! This box is so small! What’s in here, a couch for ANTS?”

 

[The Great Citracett]

Taylor says the box itself is the couch.



And I'm inclined to believe her over Russ.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Proof positive that bitches love couches! Russ is totally on to something!

careful tho, laying down is a legal invitation to getting fucked. you’re a horrid slag, Taytay.