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Dream scenario: LowT finally pisses off Notch enough with his bullshit that he does just that.
Headcanon accepted.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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Dream scenario: LowT finally pisses off Notch enough with his bullshit that he does just that.
Headcanon accepted.
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Ironically after turning Lowtax's brain to jam, Uwe Boll renamed his right hand to "HeadCannon"
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Lowt's kicking it into maximum overgrift!
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It's not false advertising, he even included a picture of the Nigerians who will steal your information.
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Not many people will shill for Nord at this point. Maybe they can get Matt Jarbo if they want more credibility than Richard.
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Is he making these posts on the forum he owns as well or are the sponsors like "nah don't bother, Facebook is fine"?
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Because $10,000 a month isn't enough income to support himself.
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Have you SEEN the street price of Ambien?!
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God this is sad. Also monetizing SA would be so fucking easy. Just sell hammers ban hammers if goons would sink so much money especially if the could ban mods
Emperor Julian
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I'm not going to lie, I'd pay to ban mods and double for koalas march.
EDIT-also is headbutting factsareuless on the table?
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Update on the Goldbelly pie situation:
He's lookin' a little sore right now.
EDIT:
The likelihood of that text message comparing his daughter to a Bible thumper or whatever being real is kind of increasing.
He's lookin' a little sore right now.
EDIT:
The likelihood of that text message comparing his daughter to a Bible thumper or whatever being real is kind of increasing.
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I'm astonished that he was able to restrain himself from going all DON'T CLICK MY FUCKING LINKS!!!1!
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Ilmseil
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Maybe it's a sore spot for me because I've spent most of my professional life trying to help abused kids, but fucking lol @ what a terrible father he is. Hey Richy, I know you're reading this, come drop by and explain the wacky zany reasons you mentally and emotionally abuse your young teenage daughter.
It's also pretty typical for an abusive drug addict to pretend he's a good parent by pretending to give a shit about "the baby" that Ashliiii ran off with. Ashliii also comes across as a damaged, mentally unstable moron so I'm not trying to white knight her here but fucking lmao taxman, this is like, really really bad man. Telling your 14 year old daughter to "fuck off, I don't want to see you or want you around me" lmao what a piece of shit you are. Seek help.
It's also pretty typical for an abusive drug addict to pretend he's a good parent by pretending to give a shit about "the baby" that Ashliiii ran off with. Ashliii also comes across as a damaged, mentally unstable moron so I'm not trying to white knight her here but fucking lmao taxman, this is like, really really bad man. Telling your 14 year old daughter to "fuck off, I don't want to see you or want you around me" lmao what a piece of shit you are. Seek help.
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At least he isn't leaving it at all ambiguous as to whether she did something wrong to make him mad. No, he's just a shitty, deadbeat, drug addict piece of shit failure of a father.
Ilmseil
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"Dad you cheated on mommy Ashliii that's really messed up and the wrong thing to do... " "HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE AN ADULT YOU PIECE OF SHIT I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE I DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND YOU YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING GOOFTROOP I'LL TALK TO YOU NEVER!"
Anyways back to hocking 50$ pies and 98$ pastrami sandwiches
Anyways back to hocking 50$ pies and 98$ pastrami sandwiches
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if he just owned up to shilling the product instead of saying he liked it, we wouldnt be talking about it.
Leonard Helplessness
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Oh dear, he said the r-word. They probate you for a month for doing that.
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Ambien, box wine, mangosteens, Uwe Boll's fist and now bagged pies. Why is every dumb thing associated with Lowtax something that gets stuffed down his fat gullet?