Containment What If?

MrJakeTerror said:
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The officer just looks so nonchalant as he sprays them
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris met Beavis and Butt-head?
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Now this is a tough one. I would guess neither party would interact as neither of them benefit the other . Beavis and Butthead are teenage boys whose social skills, poor hygiene and choices of recreational activities prevent them from ever getting china. Whereas Chris-Chan can't score with babes despite having an abundance of Gal Pals, is an adult that more than likely won't get them beer, and has a basic/not so great taste in music. If they were to interact, Chris would try to lecture them on bull that's probably only important to himself until Butthead proclaims that this guy sucks and walks off with Beavis to get Nachos.
 
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They would tease him for wanting to fuck Daria and Chris would call them homo trolls.

I miss being 12 and watching Beavis and Butt-head, Pauly Shore and thinking that The Simpsons were too clean.

What if Barb started a cucumber farm in Bob's greenhouse and accidently dumped a vat of radioactive vinegar all over the place in there that she got at the Goodwill and radioactive living pickles formed an Army and overtook the Chandler household? What would Chris do? What if Barb picked the pickles over him?
 
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yawning sneasel said:
What if Barb started a cucumber farm in Bob's greenhouse and accidently dumped a vat of radioactive vinegar all over the place in there that she got at the Goodwill and radioactive living pickles formed an Army and overtook the Chandler household? What would Chris do? What if Barb picked the pickles over him?
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Ed Wood would rise from the grave and film the whole damn thing.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
What if Chris was a professional wrestler?
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He would constantly go against the booking (being a jobber) and try to get a shoot victory (unsuccessfully). No wrestler would want to work with him due to his smell. He would also try to weasel his way into wrestling women, again to no avail. And ofc he will be booked as a babyface, and his antics will garner serious X-Pac heat. Although I would have liked to see him feud with Eugene when he was still wrestling.
 
MrJakeTerror said:
He would constantly go against the booking (being a jobber) and try to get a shoot victory (unsuccessfully).
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I could see his titan-tron...


And in this corner...




MrJakeTerror said:
No wrestler would want to work with him due to his smell.
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I've heard Vader smelled like straight up shit.

MrJakeTerror said:
He would also try to weasel his way into wrestling women, again to no avail.
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Makes me think of the rumors that CWC is really a Kaufman-esque hoax.


MrJakeTerror said:
And ofc he will be booked as a babyface, and his antics will garner serious X-Pac heat. Although I would have liked to see him feud with Eugene when he was still wrestling.
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He could never get heat. The crowd would hang on every word of every promo...
 
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