Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%
  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%
  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%
  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%

  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
helmets family and lorys family is gonna force it and I'm gonna force it I told them they could break up after its over but they both need help and as much has happened they need to do it together and be honest with each other.

fuck their families, then. shoving this poor dude in a room to hear all the awful shit smug did behind his back is not going to heal shit.

individual therapy is fine, what the fuck ever, but couples' therapy will be a dumpster fire and an absolute waste of money. they don't need to do jack shit together. she has thrown away all her chances and deserves to get kicked to the goddamn curb.
 
helmets family and lorys family is gonna force it and I'm gonna force it I told them they could break up after its over but they both need help and as much has happened they need to do it together and be honest with each other.
Tbh what’s the point of going to couple’s therapy if they’re only going to break it off. That’s the best thing to do - break it off, NOT pretend everything is fine between when they see the therapist. The best thing for both of them is to go to therapy on their own.
 
Petition to open a kickstarter to get Kouji laid by a call girl, or a mail-order bride that'll like him more than Lauren.

He needs to get her out of his system, immediately.



I'm wondering how he hasn't jumped a bridge at this point.
me neither but after reading this autism I wanna fucking shoot myself but I promised helmet I would set up therapy and help them and I'm gonna do that why lory still has any fucking dignity left if any left at all.
 
I've been here since page 1 expecting this to just be a place where everyone would be making fun of her stupid neverending stream of garbage tweets and instead it just keeps habbening.

The well of tard-cum runneth over, and smells like crusted-over legging smegma and musty footjobs.

me neither but after reading this autism I wanna fucking shoot myself but I promised helmet I would set up therapy and help them and I'm gonna do that why lory still has any fucking dignity left if any left at all.

Aimy, we left "dignity" about 40 pages back.
 
fuck their families, then. shoving this poor dude in a room to hear all the awful shit smug did behind his back is not going to heal shit.

individual therapy is fine, what the fuck ever, but couples' therapy will be a dumpster fire and an absolute waste of money. they don't need to do jack shit together. she has thrown away all her chances and deserves to get kicked to the goddamn curb.
Yeah she deserves no sympathy from anyone, she lied up until the very fucking end, even after she was caught she lied and got caught with even worse shit
 
I can only imagine how vindicated some of Smug's a-logs are feeling right now. Holy shit, I think I'm going to need a therapist after some of the shit I've seen in this thread. From gay ops that'd make Kraut proud and disappointed, RPs that make that make the most novice of RPers cringe in shame, SMUG PORN and Smug in general.

Ughhhhhhhhhh, I want this year to end.
 
Is Lory still in the hospital or has she been released but banned from the internet until after therapy?
 
Yeah she deserves no sympathy from anyone, she lied up until the very fucking end, even after she was caught she lied and got caught with even worse shit
If anything, it's a very good thing I made sure to vindicate her from the gay ops.​
Now, she has nothing else to blame except herself and her lack of faithfulness.​
Can't blame the evil hAx0rZZ or the semi-weaponized cannon of autism or even the Farms;​
this is all your own fault, Lauren.​
Edit:

Actually, no, she'll probably blame Kouji in therapy for being weak-willed and a doormat -- that sounds about in-character for her.​
 
At this point I am just wondering if she will still try to pull some shit to save herself. Ill giver her points for being sneaky about the blackmail
 
If anything, it's a very good thing I made sure to vindicate her from the gay ops.​
Now, she has nothing else to blame except herself and her lack of faithfulness.​
Can't blame the evil hAx0rZZ or the semi-weaponized cannon of autism or even the Farms;​
this is all your own fault, Lauren.​
Edit:

Actually, no, she'll probably blame Kouji in therapy for being weak-willed and a doormat -- that sounds about in-character for her.​


i am literally begging you to physically bar him from going back to that trashfire
 
i am literally begging you to physically bar him from going back to that trashfire

I'm about this close from rounding up a group of homies and driving cross-country to force him not to go back.

He's got it bad, and I don't know how to help him, save for locking him in the room with a girl who'll suck his soul out for a hot pocket.
 
New to farms, but a bit of a lurker for a few months. Just wanna follow this particular lolcow because she is too interesting. Not a licensed psychologist just yet, but she displays such obvious borderline personality tendencies.

every image I got only posting here for historical purposes

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Those look like two different asses though. Curious what binder she claims to be using, because in the picture with ripped jeans you should be able to see it (if it's a typical one). They extend down somewhat far. She obviously is not massive in that picture.
 
I know man but I promised and will continue to keep it if I don't mentally die first

sending them to couples' therapy is just enabling smug to emotionally manipulate him some more.

I'm about this close from rounding up a group of homies and driving cross-country to force him not to go back.

He's got it bad, and I don't know how to help him, save for locking him in the room with a girl who'll suck his soul out for a hot pocket.

i volunteer
 
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