Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[Mandaark]

Greg has shown his true colors since day #1, you can't really claim the internet turned him into a psycho when he's always been a pyscho. But then again I wouldn't be surprised if mainstream media delivered this story as "internet bad millenials mean"

"After disgraced YouTuber Onision murdered his family during an online bullying crusade, based on accusations of CSC, many are now asking: How far is too far? What can you do to stop online boolying from overtaking your life? Was the relentless attack of a suspected child predator justified? Tune in at 6 to hear experts weigh in!"

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I love that this creep who can't let go of the early 2000s is being taken to task by Chris Hanson. It's like Demolition Man, we had to defrost a 2000s crime fighter to stop him.

 

[Derpy Cat]

If anyone has their own examples, feel free to post them!

I realize I'm late on this note, and my bad. Got stuck in real life, but...

You know... Hugh Jackman, Jason Mamoa, Ryan Reynolds, Dwayne Johnson, Daniel Craig, to name a couple. All in their 40's and 50's, I believe and attractive in that they seem compassionate, capable, mature and seem to be excellent partners to their spouses.

But then, let's not forget Sean Connery. You listening, Greg? Sean. Fucking. Connery. The true James Bond. That is a man who aged and did it with Grace and despite that, women still would be willing to throw themselves at him on looks alone in his older age. Cause he aged with dignity. That had to take confidence. Confidence = Hot. Dressing/acting/trying to look like you're still fresh out of high school reeks of insecurity which is hardly attractive.

Also, these videos of him just rambling on are infuriating. I'm a patient person, but holy shit, make your point already. Nobody needs these many anecdotes and analogies.

 

[Mandaark]

kind of off-topic, but I searched Vincent's name on YT and this came up hahahaha

He loves these tiny tubers that do tarot apparently, thats gotta be why he keeps chatting with Deity.

It's boring as fuck.

Spoiler: rundown

Here's the only good nuggets (Starting 21:50 I don't know how to timestamp):

• Can't talk about Yaniv, consider that an incoming story along with Dahvie
• Blaire White has ghosted them lmao
• Round-table also incoming feat: Repzion, Deity, Drama and Opinions, Jaclyn Glenn, Repzilla, DogLazer(??)
• They want Stevie but he's gotta dial it back lmao
• Vincent got reached out to by every tryhard out there, but he only speaks to a few.
• Deity is bigmad nobody wants him to speak on Onionboi
• lol and Vinny dotes on his favorite limpwristed soiboi 24:31 "I support Deity 100%! And I think [he's] great, I think [he's] got an excellent personality, [he's] personable, and [...] gonna go far on YT"
• Deity blushes like a naughty schoolgirl
• 44:50 They mention Robert Riplie and "it's on Chris' desk"
• Vinny picks Deity to be a guinea pig for his new upload platform and he shills himself the entire time on and off - ProStreams, help with tech troubleshooting, and an app to see local predators
• NO BOOLYING OR HARASSMENT ON PROSTREAMS looks like @Null won't be able to try it out
• The line between commentary and booooolying: threats of death and/or physical harm (jk Null maybe you can AND get monetized!)

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

But then, let's not forget Sean Connery. You listening, Greg? Sean. Fucking. Connery. The true James Bond. That is a man who aged and did it with Grace and despite that, women still would be willing to throw themselves at him on looks alone in his older age. Cause he aged with dignity. That had to take confidence. Confidence = Hot. Dressing/acting/trying to look like you're still fresh out of high school reeks of insecurity which is hardly attractive.

He was also a bodybuilder, finishing third in Mr Universe, pre-steroid days. Not some wiry skinnyfat dad bod who is ever so impressed by himself simply for not being obese. Stuff like that leaves a mentality that elevates you even if you're no longer competing, similar to some ex-sportsmen or military people. The positive feeling from being good at something must be so remote from Greg's mind.

 

[Water-T]

"I killed myself and tossed my dead body into the swamp. Greg is innocent." lol

"Also, he has a dick the size of a watermelon and is the most gentle, giving lover ever. I never have less than 12 orgasms. I swear I am not making this up"

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

You know... Hugh Jackman, Jason Mamoa, Ryan Reynolds, Dwayne Johnson, Daniel Craig, to name a couple. All in their 40's and 50's, I believe and attractive in that they seem compassionate, capable, mature and seem to be excellent partners to their spouses.

Jason Statham and Patrick Stewart come to mind: older men who went bald at about Groog's age but didn't try to hide it and are still sex symbols.

 

[MistressCaridad]

He looks like a homeless man in this vid honestly.

Just got caught up with the past few pages but I was actually thinking he looks like a Rhesus monkey:



On second thought, the Rhesus probably has better hygiene and is a far better mate and parent than Grugly is. I’m so sorry, Rhesus monkeys.

On Grugly killing Cryin’ Lainey: rate me super optimistic but I would hope that based on how obsessed he is with laws and things being legal that he’d be too much of a little bitch to do anything that serious (well, that and the fear of getting railed by Big Bubba and Cletus too).

 

[Niggernerd1]

kind of off-topic, but I searched Vincent's name on YT and this came up hahahaha

He loves these tiny tubers that do tarot apparently, thats gotta be why he keeps chatting with Deity.

It's boring as fuck.

Spoiler: rundown

Here's the only good nuggets (Starting 21:50 I don't know how to timestamp):

• Can't talk about Yaniv, consider that an incoming story along with Dahvie
• Blaire White has ghosted them lmao
• Round-table also incoming feat: Repzion, Deity, Drama and Opinions, Jaclyn Glenn, Repzilla, DogLazer(??)
• They want Stevie but he's gotta dial it back lmao
• Vincent got reached out to by every tryhard out there, but he only speaks to a few.
• Deity is bigmad nobody wants him to speak on Onionboi
• lol and Vinny dotes on his favorite limpwristed soiboi 24:31 "I support Deity 100%! And I think [he's] great, I think [he's] got an excellent personality, [he's] personable, and [...] gonna go far on YT"
• Deity blushes like a naughty schoolgirl
• 44:50 They mention Robert Riplie and "it's on Chris' desk"
• Vinny picks Deity to be a guinea pig for his new upload platform and he shills himself the entire time on and off - ProStreams, help with tech troubleshooting, and an app to see local predators
• NO BOOLYING OR HARASSMENT ON PROSTREAMS looks like @Null won't be able to try it out
• The line between commentary and booooolying: threats of death and/or physical harm (jk Null maybe you can AND get monetized!)

vincent in the thumbnail is how i felt when i first heard that faggot with the weird hitler hairs voice. deity is what i call a sucker and constantly falls into giving onion views

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Just got caught up with the past few pages but I was actually thinking he looks like a Rhesus monkey:

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He looks like those macaques in Japan who spend all their time bathing, but the park rangers still have to put them in a separate hot spring from people because they're a hygiene risk.

vincent in the thumbnail is how i felt when i first heard that faggot with the weird hitler hairs voice. deity is what i call a sucker and constantly falls into giving onion views

That's it, I thought he looked like Phil Haskins-Delici but something was off. He looks like Phil but with Hitler hair. If Phil were alt-right instead of weird Maoist anarchist or whatever he's calling himself.

 

[dfranki723]

Gog's the only bloke (aside from Dahvie cunting Vanity) who I'd love to see get knocked around by his missus.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

With all the chaos going on and Onion "TOTES NOT HOME, U GUYS!", I think it might be a good idea for a couple of people to keep an eye on the other farms for potential updates, as far as the house itself goes. A couple of Onion's neighbors have posted there before, with one posting pics from their back yard to show how horrid the outside of the Grex house has become. Someone else posted there about a month ago(?) and was the one that leaked news that Onion had been reported by another neighbor, with their aunt being the one that filed the reports.

If something crazy happens at House of Onion, the neighbors may return to the other Farms and discuss what happened. I'll go there later as well to lurk for a few if I have time.

 

[dismissfrogs]

She shits herself and does nothing. She is Grug's doll now, with all that it entails.

shes in trouble considering what he did to his last doll

 

[Enlaa. Just Enlaa.]

Repzion sucking his own dick again.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

To rub some salt into the wound, here are a couple of guys that are older then Onion but , imo, still look way better. Their age will be listed beside their names. These guys also have more charisma and talent in their pinkies then Onion could ever hope to achieve.

(If anyone has their own examples, feel free to post them!)

Bruce Willis - 64

Clint Eastwood- 89

Hell, even Fuckin' Kirk Douglas- 103

The man looks like Crypt Keeper now, but he still has more mojo than Gurps ever will. When Eastwood & Douglas were in their 70s, those guys still looked like they were carved from wood.

 

[Ellana]

New upload to UhOhBro.
Can he please see a doctor about his pupil. Or has his stance changed and he likes people thinking he's on drugs?
Spends the first 2 minutes giving advice to electric toothbrush users. Thanks for that.
The rest of the video he preaches about his view on "good and evil". More like a lecture on virtue: Play both sides. Never be certain because you don't have all the FAX! Be a Maybe man.
Gotta love Sunday's with Father Gregory!

Archive

 

[judge claude frollo]

Repzion sucking his own dick again.

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i liked his earlier onision content and now i can't fucking stand this annoying trog anymore. all of his other content is boring and he himself is just all around uninteresting to watch. i can't believe he has an audience

 

[Water-T]

Just when I thought Grunt couldn't get any more boring with the constant fake sperging videos, he goes and proves me wrong by posting +7 minute long videos preaching about his retarded "thoughts"

I wouldn't be surprised if Footface's lack of video content and Patreon shutdown is because she bailed on him with the scallions to her parent's house. No use sticking with Onion when he can't pay the bills anymore.

 

[Neko GF]

New upload to UhOhBro.
Can he please see a doctor about his pupil. Or has his stance changed and he likes people thinking he's on drugs?
Spends the first 2 minutes giving advice to electric toothbrush users. Thanks for that.
The rest of the video he preaches about his view on "good and evil". More like a lecture on virtue: Play both sides. Never be certain because you don't have all the FAX! Be a Maybe man.
Gotta love Sunday's with Father Gregory!

Archive
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To sum this all up quickly: 8 and half minutes of pseudo-intellectual rambling on why the internet should be more open to him not being a pedofork certain ideas regarding certain political issues and Grug giving basic hygiene advice. Grug's fooling no one with this boring speal about political issues 'n sheeiit he's clearly still trying to convince people that he's innocent despite providing no evidence of that disproves his accusers.

 

[Attackhelicopter89]

I realize I'm late on this note, and my bad. Got stuck in real life, but...

You know... Hugh Jackman, Jason Mamoa, Ryan Reynolds, Dwayne Johnson, Daniel Craig, to name a couple. All in their 40's and 50's, I believe and attractive in that they seem compassionate, capable, mature and seem to be excellent partners to their spouses.

But then, let's not forget Sean Connery. You listening, Greg? Sean. Fucking. Connery. The true James Bond. That is a man who aged and did it with Grace and despite that, women still would be willing to throw themselves at him on looks alone in his older age. Cause he aged with dignity. That had to take confidence. Confidence = Hot. Dressing/acting/trying to look like you're still fresh out of high school reeks of insecurity which is hardly attractive.

Also, these videos of him just rambling on are infuriating. I'm a patient person, but holy shit, make your point already. Nobody needs these many anecdotes and analogies.

Don't forget about Shemar Moore and Idris Elba