12-22-19 Walmart Haul and Taste Test /Vlogmas Day 22

[Slappy McGherkin]

Bruh, this is an outfit I would put on an 8 year old little girl not a 30 year old male.
He sure the doctors didn’t give him estrogen shots instead of T-shots?

Well, there's being gay (not that there's anything wrong that) and there's being an absolute faggot. Pretty obvious where Mumbles falls on that spectrum.

And Ricky bought that for him? Sweet baby black Jesus...

"Command Niner Four, Command Niner Four, come in..."
"We read you 10x10, over."
"Transmitting GPS coordinates for immediate drone strike on Wilhite Street. The faggotry has reached critical mass; our dosimeters are showing high exposure levels, it CANNOT be contained and the contagion needs to be killed by fire immediately before the whole East Coast is exposed! "
"Roger that, drone is airborne, repeat, drone is airborne. Get your asses to the decontamination center immediately!"

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

I like that she put her last name on it to distinguish it from all the other Beckys in the class.

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LOL! She practically spells it special too.

BeCkY

Mom's special little guy did so good! This belongs on the fridge.

Sidenote: I love that her ENTIRE identity is her sexuality. If your gayness is the only interesting or unique thing about you, you're not trying hard enough. You can be gay and have some taste too. They're not mutually exclusive.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

That was clearly not the same message! Also why is there so much editing out of the voicemail? Jesus this is some petty shit.

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bruh, this is an outfit I would put on an 8 year old little girl not a 30 year old male.
He sure the doctors didn’t give him estrogen shots instead of T-shots?

This isn't even gay/faggoty to me. I know some flamboyant, dramatic queens in my real life and none of them would ever wear this, because it isn't fashionable or trendy. The color and the pants length are the only thing that differentiate it from being just overalls, which hick men love. But those two things are what put this in like, full on ABDL or sissy fetish gear to me. He just needs a shirt with a Peter Pan collar and some ruffled socks.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Amber likes to play troll but her getting caught up in all this voicemail shit is telling. There were 20,000 fat chicks in that reddit before it got axed and a good percentage of them were sending her DMs weekly. Imo she's let herself get tipped by these gorls then has been trying to play master troll over a doctor she isn't even going to. All logic has been lost. Meanwhile, the jokes on her bladder and kidneys... Maybe she's just going to let it all stew until an ER visit is justified and that's what some of this voicemail bullshit will end up coming in handy for?

 

[Pepper Jack]

So after informing us that gift bags and tissue paper aren't as wasteful as gift wrap, Amber tells us she eats candy with a plastic toy inside, then throws the toy away. Can we get Greta Thunberg to go to Kentucky and yell at these losers? She could even go yell at some coal companies while she's there, and get a serious case of depression over the state of (potentially)beautiful Lake Cumberland.

Can we throw Greta in Lake Cumberland?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I like how Amber made sure to put the year, 2019, on those stockings. That way she can throw them right into the trash with the gingerbread houses and kinder toys as soon they open their gifts early. Then she'll buy fresh new ones next year.

 

[DubbleBubble]

That disgusting tuna sandwich... Whenever she says she's adding a "little bit" she just DUMPS that shit on, enough for a portion 10 times that size. Goddamn.

But anyway, sorry, I'm zooming in on that phone call because she is really getting hung up on it. She got caught up in that lie and she's doubling down. With a totally different message this time, still suspect but beside the point, and saying "its the same message!" as she makes darting, suspicious lying eye movement because she has no self control.

She is really, really hell bent on pushing this lie and I can't let it go.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

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bruh, this is an outfit I would put on an 8 year old little girl not a 30 year old male.
He sure the doctors didn’t give him estrogen shots instead of T-shots?

I've only watched two seasons of rupaul's drag race, but in both, several of the contestants wore these when dressed in their flamboyant gay guy street clothes while entering the workroom. Typically baggy, with the side snaps undone and one of the straps unclasped so the bib sort of half hangs down. They're both obsessed with drag race (at least ricky is, considering the nina west tshirt xmas gift) so maybe that's where they got the idea for this.

Pretty sure she'll need a referral to the Urologist, most specialists require one before they'll spend time on a possible unnecessary office visit.

The only people who need specialist referrals are those who have HMO (and maybe EPO) insurance. That's not even the doctor's requirement, it's the insurance company's requirement. They don't want to spend the money for a specialist and try to encourage primary care providers to handle as much as they can in-house. I don't think you need one with PPO insurance and you definitely don't need one for self-pay. She could call up any doctor she wants and see them if she's willing to pay for it. Doctors don't care if the person is worthy or wasting their time as long as they're paying full rate.

I doubt she ruhlly wants to see a urologist, but she likely needs one. If she's getting constant infections, she may have a stricture (or maybe just fat is causing narrowing of her urethra - don't quote me on that, I have no idea how obesity affects the urethra) and could probably benefit from dilation. Not that she'd actually allow tubes of various widths to breach and stretch her dainty urethra.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

I'm honestly undecided right now whether to feel insulted she thinks everyone watching is so stupid, or a grudging respect at the breathtaking audacity of this behemoth who can sit there and insist those voicemails are the same minus some 'privacy details'

It's all drama and clicks for the landwhale, but clicks and YouTube shekels ain't gonna help when you're being measured for your casket Albert...the 'joke' is firmly on you, my fat-assed friend!

But anyway, sorry, I'm zooming in on that phone call because she is really getting hung up on it. She got caught up in that lie and she's doubling down. With a totally different message this time, still suspect but beside the point, and saying "its the same message!" as she makes darting, suspicious lying eye movement because she has no self control.

She is really, really hell bent on pushing this lie and I can't let it go.

Seconded, lol

 

[Basketball Jones]

But anyway, sorry, I'm zooming in on that phone call because she is really getting hung up on it. She got caught up in that lie and she's doubling down. With a totally different message this time, still suspect but beside the point, and saying "its the same message!" as she makes darting, suspicious lying eye movement because she has no self control.

I’ll just leave this here

Lake Cumberland Urology Associates | Urologist

Learn more about our team at Lake Cumberland Urology Associates that specializes in treating a wide range of urologic conditions.

www.lakecumberlandphysicianpractices.com

 

[MrsLoveMom]

I've only watched two seasons of rupaul's drag race, but in both, several of the contestants wore these when dressed in their flamboyant gay guy street clothes while entering the workroom. Typically baggy, with the side snaps undone and one of the straps unclasped so the bib sort of half hangs down. They're both obsessed with drag race (at least ricky is, considering the nina west tshirt xmas gift) so maybe that's where they got the idea for this.



The only people who need specialist referrals are those who have HMO (and maybe EPO) insurance. That's not even the doctor's requirement, it's the insurance company's requirement. They don't want to spend the money for a specialist and try to encourage primary care providers to handle as much as they can in-house. I don't think you need one with PPO insurance and you definitely don't need one for self-pay. She could call up any doctor she wants and see them if she's willing to pay for it. Doctors don't care if the person is worthy or wasting their time as long as they're paying full rate.

I doubt she ruhlly wants to see a urologist, but she likely needs one. If she's getting constant infections, she may have a stricture (or maybe just fat is causing narrowing of her urethra - don't quote me on that, I have no idea how obesity affects the urethra) and could probably benefit from dilation. Not that she'd actually allow tubes of various widths to breach and stretch her dainty urethra.

I guess these type of specialists are completely different than the ones I deal with daily. But then, mine are all insurance-oriented. You can't even get an appt. unless you have insurance with most of them. You're right about them being HMO, however, even if a patient offers to pay double or triple the fee, they're not going to deal with time wasters.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

gorls, i'm sensing a lot of MOTI from today's vlog (understandably so). take a deep breath and daydream about how many firefighters and cranes it will take to remove her rotting body from that house once a legit medical emergency finally hits.

i'm guessing the toy that comes with a kinder joy isn't inside the chocolate like a kinder surprise? if it was amber wouldn't have to throw it away (into a LANDFILL!!????) because she would just swallow it and it would probably find its way into one of her lymphedema sacs.

 

[Ellana]

here ya go. Amber you gas lighting cunt. Sorry made a video but having toruble uploading so here is just the audio between videos
hamber gaslighting

"If this is a urological emergency"
Excuse me? A urological emergency? I haven't heard voicemails say anything other than "If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911".

 

[krazy orange cat]

i'm guessing the toy that comes with a kinder joy isn't inside the chocolate like a kinder surprise? if it was amber wouldn't have to throw it away (into a LANDFILL!‽???) because she would just swallow it and it would probably find its way into one of her lymphedema sacs.

The kinder joy suck. When you open the "egg", it's two separate halves. One has the crappy cheap toy and the other half has this weird cream/hazelnut/chocolate mess. She would need to eat at least 20 of them.

 

[Dr.Research]

gorls, i'm sensing a lot of MOTI from today's vlog (understandably so). take a deep breath and daydream about how many firefighters and cranes it will take to remove her rotting body from that house once a legit medical emergency finally hits.

i'm guessing the toy that comes with a kinder joy isn't inside the chocolate like a kinder surprise? if it was amber wouldn't have to throw it away (into a LANDFILL!‽???) because she would just swallow it and it would probably find its way into one of her lymphedema sacs.

Correct. The egg has two separate halves- one with chocolate, one with the toy. They are completly separate so kids can't bite the single egg and choke on the giant yellow suppository containing the toy.

Edit: ninja'd by @krazy orange cat. Boo.

 

[FatalTater]

I've only watched two seasons of rupaul's drag race, but in both, several of the contestants wore these when dressed in their flamboyant gay guy street clothes while entering the workroom. Typically baggy, with the side snaps undone and one of the straps unclasped so the bib sort of half hangs down. They're both obsessed with drag race (at least ricky is, considering the nina west tshirt xmas gift) so maybe that's where they got the idea for this.

The overalls with snaps on the side, worn with one strap undone was quite popular in the early 1990s, in case anyone forgot what decade this household is stuck in. I predict soon they will all be obsessed with painter's caps and Gitano brand slouch socks.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I guess these type of specialists are completely different than the ones I deal with daily. But then, mine are all insurance-oriented. You can't even get an appt. unless you have insurance with most of them. You're right about them being HMO, however, even if a patient offers to pay double or triple the fee, they're not going to deal with time wasters.

If someone can pay upfront, how are they time wasters? If someone doesn't have insurance, they could be independently wealthy, but to stupid or stubborn to get insurance. I hope these patients who can and will pay, even if they don't have insurance, call your state's attorney general consumer affairs division, because that practice doesn't sound ethical at all. I really don't understand how lack of insurance = waste of time.

Spoiler: PL

Years ago when I was self employed and ran out of time on COBRA, I was uninsured for a short period of time. During that time, I fractured my ankle. I went to the ER (and paid), but all they could do was a temp half-cast thing, and I had to go to a orthopedic specialist. I had no trouble getting in to see one, but since I was self-pay, I was charged $400 up front for the consult fee and an estimate of what the imaging/reading the images, etc. would cost. I went over that by $75 for a boot and had to pay that on my way out of the office. I did opt to wait a couple months till I had insurance to do physical therapy. I fall to see how that's a waste of the doctor's time, or why the doctor would see it that way. They got paid.

@FatalTater Just waiting for the z cavariccis and scrunchie socks. But as for the shortalls on Rupaul's drag race, I was specifically talking about men in pink and other pastel ones. Then again men in pink edwin jeans was a '90s thing too. Whatever. It's all ugly.

 

[Turd Blossom]

So gracious and thoughtful of EpicureanLynn to give a tutorial sharing her stthhhhuuuper simple tuna sandwich-making secrets with the world.

Apparantly the key to perfection is using low-sodium tuna, then dumping a shitload of garlic and onion powder in.
You can add ayyygs and celery, but our gorl informs us she prefers a "simplistic" sandwich.

Vlogmas has been absolutely riveting, how can she possibly keep up this pace?

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

"If this is a urological emergency"
Excuse me? A urological emergency? I haven't heard voicemails say anything other than "If this is an emergency, please dial 911".

It's just kinda hard to believe anyone around her is motivated enough to record voicemails for her. I would imagine Norma's still pretty pissed over the partially failed GFM, and she'd be the most likely candidate based on the voice age.

To muse further:

Amber's gone down the most bizarre trail here. No-one here (for example) thought her seeking out a third doctor was a good idea, idk if she got some tipping DMs about it or Norma told her to see someone or what. But she's never going to get in with this doctor unless she goes back to one of her last two GPs and seeks a specialist referral. She's also not getting in in Christmas week but I guess she's ignorant on matters of specialists. Amber does know how to infuriate the masses though, and I think we're seeing this turn into her flat refusal to seek any medical help at all since her opposition to"authority" aka the vocal cowtippers has kicked in. RIP kidneys, you had a brave 30 years. In a way, these are Al's most fascinating moments to me.

 

[MissyMissy]

Most of the tards on YouTube didn't even realize that voice mail was fake. Her pointing it out and insisting its real just exposed them to the fact its not. Dumbass.