Infected Brian "Pleasureman" Uecker's My Posting Career & Ashley Hutsell Jankowski - racist nerd hating Something Awful spin-off forum (feat. Insane Fat Catlady Stalker Chimping Out)

[Terrorist]

I have it on good authority that they're bitching about Apple's original TV shows

BUT OF COURSH

 

[Hastur]

Glad to see Ash still at it. Say what you will about being an insane cat lady stalker but at least it’s an ethos.

Wonder what MPC thinks about the new executive order. Are they gonna stop plan-trusting for once and finally criticize Daddy Emperor for his philosemitism? Or would that be cringy and wignat?

The overall MPC consensus is that it's an outstanding way to defund universities that leftists will have a very hard time opposing. Defining jews as an ethnicity rather than a religion is just the cherry on top, and the usual suspects got absolutely assblasted about it on twitter.

 

[Terrorist]

The overall MPC consensus is that it's an outstanding way to defund universities that leftists will have a very hard time opposing. Defining jews as an ethnicity rather than a religion is just the cherry on top, and the usual suspects got absolutely assblasted about it on twitter.

Oh word? Imagine my shock when da reckoning doesn’t happen and instead it’s just used as a cudgel to whoop a few Ayrabs and groypers.

Surely we can trust the overwhelmingly Jewish dept of education (DeVos is just a goy frontwoman) and university admins of this country to go along with this 42069d chess move and not use it against us, right?

MY COPING CAREER needs to realize he’s not superhuman and is capable of fucking up

 

[Hastur]

Oh word? Imagine my shock when da reckoning doesn’t happen and instead it’s just used as a cudgel to whoop a few Ayrabs and groypers.

Surely we can trust the overwhelmingly Jewish dept of education (DeVos is just a goy frontwoman) and university admins of this country not to use it against us, right?

MY COPING CAREER

lol calm down dude, we're all gonna make it

 

[Terrorist]

lol calm down dude, we're all gonna make it

Every time Trump takes a shit it’s to generate methane for the secret gas chambers he’s building.

I’ll make it because I haven’t put my faith exclusively in one extremely philosemitic man’s ability to change everything by 2024. My faith is in myself and Jeebus. If he lets me down, I can move on. Can MPC say the same?

 

[Feline Catweed]

The overall MPC consensus is that it's an outstanding way to defund universities that leftists will have a very hard time opposing. Defining jews as an ethnicity rather than a religion is just the cherry on top, and the usual suspects got absolutely assblasted about it on twitter.

it's about using Jews to go after the Palestinian solidarity movement so weapons manufacturers can keep selling in that region you fucking dipshits. It ultimately helps Israel, whose inhabitants actually hate Jews outside of there. TRUMPS PLAYIN 4D CHESS AGAIN AGAINST THE HEEBS I SEE

Hey hastir does brian ever look around him and see how much of a contempible stupid loser everyone surrounding him is or I guess it doesn't matter since he's stupid and deeply alone too and just loves any narcissistic supply he can get even if it's unlovable freak nerds like you

Like the transparent want for a wormy little nothing like brian in buttfuck midwest to be a part of the billionaire class or a social commentary guru, I wonder how much everyone in the world would laugh if he went on national tv and talked about how the evil jews run journalism and televsion but donny trump is so hot and cool and wants what's best for white people

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

it's about using Jews to go after the Palestinian solidarity movement so weapons manufacturers can keep selling in that region you fucking dipshits. It ultimately helps Israel, whose inhabitants actually hate Jews outside of there. TRUMPS PLAYIN 4D CHESS AGAIN AGAINST THE HEEBS I SEE

We love you too.

 

[Feline Catweed]

Like one of Brian Uecker's best boomer moments was saying that his wife had "dog intuition" as did every other woman, he's completely isolated and hates the shit out of his wife who he doesn't even see as human lmao. And the only people he feels any emotions towards at all in the long bitter South Dakota winter is 4chan nerds and guys he pathologically makes fun of because they married Asian women who bumble onto his forum.

A fucking gift from heaven is how awesome it is that fascists don't even like each other and how funny it is as their little dumbass schemes and "relationships" unravel lmao

It seriously is tragic he didn't get born about 15 years later because his wife who's been brainwashed that she needs to put up with a dumb self-obsessed racist pig like him with a 2 inch dick to live a decent life is definitely going to eventually be murdered by him when she gets old and sick enough. He should have wound up an incel like Hastur. Depressing.

Like look at his nieces. Can you imagine being 12 and your idiot freak uncle going on about Jews and how women shouldn't be in careers. Brian seems like a guy who thinks he's really good at socially engineering people and steering people to conclusions he wants but he's really just awkward and hateful and nobody likes him?? Also he looks like a rat and is 110 pounds for some reason

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Surely this time Ashley will bring down this so-called "Pleasure"man and his vile empire of hate.

 

[Feline Catweed]

Every time Trump takes a shit it’s to generate methane for the secret gas chambers he’s building.

I’ll make it because I haven’t put my faith exclusively in one extremely philosemitic man’s ability to change everything by 2024. My faith is in myself and Jeebus. If he lets me down, I can move on. Can MPC say the same?

Sorry 2 ur parents

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I'm sure you'll raise your children better.

 

[Feline Catweed]

lol calm down dude, we're all gonna make it

Hey do you seriously think anything good is ever going to happen to you? Honest question

lmao that fat ash is being confined to her own thread now

EDIT: For clarification, the last 4 pages were moved over from the SA thread, at least I think.

Merry Xmas brian have fun teaching your nieces, what was it you said, women are naturally submissive, right?

They're like stereotypes. This is the same Something Awful that basically codified the modern Internet's sense of humor right? I can't even internalize it.

hey remember when you talked about threatening your realtor mom with a knife

 

[Null]

hey remember when you talked about threatening your realtor mom with a knife

based and redpilled

 

[Feline Catweed]

I really hoped that they actually shut down FYAD instead of heavily censoring or purging it, because I wanted to see the forums have a huge meltdown over it or have mass exodus and end up collapsing the forum as a whole.

I can always keep dreaming.

Edit: Fair warning to @Null or everyone else, do not add or accept PMs from people offering pictures of Fawnette or elf_pr0n to the goon_porn.zip archive. They were underage (16 or 17 years old) when their pictures were posted or leaked on FYAD.

Original goon_porn.zip index page contained these pictures years ago, but it seems like they've been removed in subsequent reposts over the years.

lol you think Null cares if they're underaged

based and redpilled

I don't know what this has to do with you being a pedophile though

 

[TaimuRadiu]

did it just get fatter in here

 

[Hastur]

Also he looks like a rat and is 110 pounds for some reason

Ash absolutely seething with jealousy right now. Just eat less, move more and drink more water you calorie hoarding freak, how hard is this to understand?

 

[InvertedDickEnthusiast]

lol you think Null cares if they're underaged


I don't know what this has to do with you being a pedophile though

It wasn't very polite of you to eat Virgo Rouge

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Like one of Brian Uecker's best boomer moments was saying that his wife had "dog intuition" as did every other woman, he's completely isolated and hates the shit out of his wife who he doesn't even see as human lmao. And the only people he feels any emotions towards at all in the long bitter South Dakota winter is 4chan nerds and guys he pathologically makes fun of because they married Asian women who bumble onto his forum.

A fucking gift from heaven is how awesome it is that fascists don't even like each other and how funny it is as their little dumbass schemes and "relationships" unravel lmao

It seriously is tragic he didn't get born about 15 years later because his wife who's been brainwashed that she needs to put up with a dumb self-obsessed racist pig like him with a 2 inch dick to live a decent life is definitely going to eventually be murdered by him when she gets old and sick enough. He should have wound up an incel like Hastur. Depressing.

Like look at his nieces. Can you imagine being 12 and your idiot freak uncle going on about Jews and how women shouldn't be in careers. Brian seems like a guy who thinks he's really good at socially engineering people and steering people to conclusions he wants but he's really just awkward and hateful and nobody likes him?? Also he looks like a rat and is 110 pounds for some reason

 

[AnOminous]

Hey do you seriously think anything good is ever going to happen to you? Honest question

Goddamn you are seething so hard. It's hilarious.

 

[K-Hole]

I akshually tried to register before on kiwifarms to post on this thread. Couldn't register. Know now that confirmation mails get sent to spam in protonmail. Got to register finally, so thought I might give it another go.

If we can take a break from the whole fat ash thing for a moment. Sure, it's fun, but still...

And sorry, not going to shit-talk MPC here or give any great insights or juicy goss on your favorite internet nazis you love to hate.


I actually quite like Pman, and quite a few of the posters on that site. I've been a member for a good few years. I'm probably more tolerated than well-liked, but that's ok. I stay in my lane. MPC really helped me through a very difficult time in my life when I wanted a no bullshit place to hang out and be able to say the word 'nigger' unironically. I don't hate black people. I've had many black girlfriends. I might have mentioned this at MPC. I didn't get banned. Even Pman used to have a black girlfriend! He just quietly admitted it in conversation one time. No big deal. I don't even think he's racist truth be told. He just doesn't like 'niggers'. And by 'niggers' I mean black people behaving badly. Then again, he doesn't like 'spics' very much either. By 'spics' I mean...

The thing is with Pman is, he can be quite brutal if he senses you are gaming him or the board, or anyone really that is not just being themselves. I've carved out a little niche there and I'm certainly not the most profound of posters. But I come as I am and I take the hard licks that everyone gets now and again (except maybe the top 10 percent of poasters). If you react badly and take it too personal to getting 'shame-cubed' then further licks will follow. It's quite funny really.

MPC is a place where you really have to listen and learn the culture first. Like most places, right? But one thing to understand about MPC, is really that it is Pman's personal project - very much so - and that he is both a contrarian whilst being quite mercurial. Even he gets bad moods (and even good moods) sometimes. Ok, the in-jokes aren't that funny. But I don't know. STAWP POASTING! gets me every single fucking time. I'm literally pissing in my pants here with LOL.

Another unique touch the site has is the 'emoticon' faces, expertly carved out and shooped and just adding a little 'something' to the conversation and expression of people's words. At least, I've not seen it integrated and used to such great effect elsewhere (I don't get out much). Try ":Jewface:" or even ":Adolf Hitler:" and see where it gets you!

I know that the lads and lasses at MPC say it is a serious site, and it is in many ways. But for me it is first and foremost a comedy site where I go to laugh and take on board wrong-think and unironically say the word 'nigger'. There are many people there with a heart. And many of them come from the heart and are very unpretentious. A rare commodity these days.

And while it is generally encouraged not to 'overshare' stuff, some people do sometimes and often a sympathetic response is forthcoming. Either that or a vicious downvote and god forbid even a shame-cube. Aye, that time I let it be known I like to play the power-bottom furry with my gay dad who abused me in the military... ... a shame-cubing and STAWP POASTING!!! I shall never forget. We all make mistakes.

Another thing outsiders should understand is that this isn't a place where plans are drawn up by our great Fuhrer Pman and carried out by unquestioning minions. There's none of that 'we are a movement' shite. Not like you get on Roosh V's forum anyway (btw, long-standing member there too... oh the stories I could tell...). You stand and fall on your own merits on MPC and there is no pretense. Maybe they do get together and discuss shit in chat, but I'm not privvy to that. You can view chat and see what people are saying. Sometimes people might even talk to you.

I really don't think MPC is pretending to be or trying to be something it is not - a safe-haven for free speech and a place where you can unironically say the word 'nigger', run by computer janitors who now run a gay bodybuilding site because they were abused by their gay dad who was in the military.

The amount of knowledge people drop there is fucking astounding. Genuine original insights. You may not agree with them. Hell, I don't even agree with everything I think. But it's something a bit different. It's genuine and from the heart no matter what. I learned a lot about a lot there. Like I learned a lot about a lot here at KF (long time lurker) and even at Roosh V's forum. I don't hold a mirror up to my personal identity with the sites I get information off. I'm a data whore and information enthusiast, shall we say. I like the stuff that makes me prick up my ears and say u wot m8. Things that challenge my presently held opinions.

There is a great deal of humanity on MPC. I think Pman is a great guy, a brave guy and absolutely no threat to anybody except maybe himself. He has morals and a certain code of ethics, whether you agree with them or not. And most the time I don't. But he's not a faggot either and doesn't really care if you hold a different set of morals or ethics, as long as they are from your heart.

I know there's a few things we will never agree on. My preference for black women for one. I suppose they would call it a fetish, with some even saying I could get help for that. LOL. The only help I need is a big beautiful black babe who is as in to me as I am in to her. I don't fetishize black people. I have more white girlfriends (because black girls can be a little awkward, shall we say?). I actually like black people and see them as whole fully-formed human beings in their own right. No ass-pats necessary for that and not virtue signalling. It's how I roll.

But then again, I don't shy away from the problems that black culture faces, whether in Africa or America. I use the word 'culture', but you know what I mean. They are their own worst enemies. But then again, aren't white people, in their ever so different way? If you know what I mean.

But it's not just blacks, it's the hispanics... you know, basically everyone who isn't huwhyte! Because whitey is his own particular and specific demographic when it comes to forward-planning, impulse control, general altruistic tendencies. I don't think we are superior. I just think we are different. And I want to live in a world where I can say that. Of course, that boat sailed a long time ago, and now I just poast on MPC.

Being able to unironically say the word 'nigger' is only a slight salve to what ails us as a society. But I think most of the poasters at MPC know that. It's a safe space in a way. Unironically so.

I'm not here to promote the place or the people. Many might find them objectionable. But I'd still say it's worth 20 bucks of anyone's money just to be able to delve in to the wealth of posts behind that paywall. Many great insights for the discerning viewer.

You won't find mindless nazi race-hate on that site. In fact there's a whole section called 'Hood of Good' - about black people who aren't totally worthless. Wow! What cutting words!

If you are a moron who goes to post on that site because your girlfriend fucked a 'nigger', and now you hate all black people, well, expect short shrift. MPC is not your personal army. Or counselling service. Or insane asylum.

Pman and MPC posters don't pretend to hold all the answers to personal problems. And that's a good thing. You can even go head on head with Pman or any other top poster as long as you present your case. A certain amount of contrarianism is expected and respected. You'll get more upvotes and ass-pats for that than mindlessly conforming.

And I know that MPC might not be the most gay or tranny friendly place, but again, I've seen real-life transexuals come on the site and post and make their case, and they were treated with respect and genuine human connection. They were not insulted or verbally abused. They were treated as equals. As it should be. Took real 'balls' to come on a site like that and state your case. That was noted and respected.

MPC is very much a case of love the player hate the game, in this regard.


This is far too long a post for a noob to your site. I'm not even sure if it's what I wanted to say (or maybe it is exactly what I wanted to say).

I'm not proselytizing for MPC.

In fact, I'm probaby misguided in my affection for Pman and the rest of the crew. They were there for me at a very vulnerable time in my life. Just general shooting of the shit. None of that 'internet friends' stuff, even if Pman is my e-dad now!

I just want to give another angle, that's all. Especially now as you can't go there and see for yourself (without paying to get behind the wall).

I've had many black girlfriends. I've worn dreadlocks. I'm involved in a field that sees me come in to contact with a lot of black people. Nothing about the person I am makes me think I could never go for an MPC meetup. Sure, I might get looked down on by some. I might even be really resented by others. But I think most would accept me for the genuine person I am. I'd even take my black girlfriend. NO one would spit on us. NO one would get lynched. NO one would get called 'nigger'. We may not get invited back to the after-party at Pman's, but hey ho... (I've heard about those 'get-togethers' back at Pman's and it's not a pretty site! Confederate flags, Adolf Hitler look alike competitions, Aryan Mother of the Year awards. Sad!).

But you know what, if my black girlfriend was 'cool', I bet Pman would be 'cool' too.

As long as she wasn't part of the problem, and was part of the solution.


Talking of solutions.



As long as she wasn't (((Jewish))) - then TOG might have something to say about that.


Fuck, I love those guys!

I don't have a bad bone in my body, and I don't think most of them (poasters) do either. It's important for places like MPC to exist, and not just from a safe-space perspective. You probably know why if you are reading this site. It's a shame that MPC probably won't exist in 10 years time. Probably not in 5 years time. Maybe not even next year.

But I'll always remember my e-dad, and my e-buddies.

And that look on a stranger's face when I tell them I'm a member of a gay racist bodybuilder's forum!

Fucking priceless.





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