Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

THE MASTER CALLS - Continued -

It is a place of shimmering snow, biting winds and lightning abound. Each of the different winds' chill cuts deep into our forms, and we find ourselves gritting our teeth against the tempestuous weather after we disembark on the storm planet. We have made landfall on the blasted world of Exogol.

Our helmets, armor and layered tunics help insulate us against the planet's hostile temperament, but that is the needless physical protection, a weakness that Lord Snoke showed us to withstand. The raging environment screams around us as we venture further towards our destination, and we recognize this feeling, this growing presence as we march onward. The planet is broken, yes- but not through any natural cataclysm.

Exogol's latent fury is none other than the Dark Side rending the planet apart along it's leylines crisscrossing under its tectonic plates.

"Incredible." Ushar manages a gasp over the howling wind, probably the sixth out of Exogol's catalogued 24. The records recovered from one of Darth Sidious's storehouses informed them us as much. "I feel it... The power. It's rawness..." The mandibles of Ushar's helmet uncouple and recouple themselves, as if adapting to the storm of pelting hail and screaming air. Kuruk takes stock of the situation, finishing off Ushar's observation. "Bogan is not just strong here, it is absolute. I thought Korriban or Dromund Kaas to be powerful, steeped in it. But here..."

Trudgen gestures toward the jagged shape on the horizon, the bare outline of a mountain range, glaciers... The strange rough outline of a citadel carved out of the very edge of the ice stares back at us. "The coordinates Lord Snoke dispatched us on! The Tourniquet for the Wound in the Force must be there!" We make fists to affirm that we understand, and keep moving towards the frozen claws, scratching against the wretched sky of Exogol. I turn about to see how the my brothers fare, and Ap'lek reaches out, grabbing my shoulder and urging me forward. "Come brother Ren." Ap'lek gives me a ghost of a nod, as I sense him smiling, his words encouraging. "We carry out this last command of Lord Snoke before we deal with our traitor Master. Like you said. Like you promised."

"Like I promised..." I whisper, and suddenly I am back at Luke Skywalker's academy, with my fellow Brothers-in-arms... And looking about the smiling faces of those who were struck down.

"Jerenn?" I hear a familiar voice call out to me. Burdened with knowledge, with restraint- but with none of the harsh wit that I would come to know. "Master...!" I begin, my arms raised, seeing I am in my former robes of a Jedi. Kylo Ren- he stands unarmored before me, in this time before, when he was only-

"Please. I'm no one's Master. I have a lot to learn about the Force myself, Jerenn." I take stock of the situation, it makes no sense whatsoever. "Of course, Ben." I state politely, trying to sound as normal as possible, while the words echo in my lie as something distasteful, disgusting. "Master Skywalker knows best."

"Vicrul!" I hear a frantic whisper from behind me. Ushar is as he was, dressed in cream and white robes, his brown hair covering the scar he bore on a mission to free Imperial Remnant slavers. As he drew nearer in a few steps, our memories eternal of our shared past as students to Skywalker began to show cracks. "We are still on Exogol." Ushar said plainly. Everything was as it was- the fledgling academy, our Master, when he was still Ben Solo... And us. We still bore the eyes of Bogan, the Dark Side still about us.

"Is this an illusion?" I wonder aloud, and Ushar looks about once again as well. "It seems too real. FEELS too real, Brother Ren." He points towards Ap'lek, who is with one of our fellow Jedi, walking together. Before he was Ap'lek, he was Wr'kel, and we knew he was smitten with another of our own, the beautiful Kassida Bev. Despite Wr'kel being Kiffar and she being a Zabrak, we all knew of their passion for each other. "This is the past." I breathe, my breath quickening. I call upon the Force and force my way from this illusion. "If it is one." I mutter under my breath, cursing as the Jedi robes seem to chafe against me, as if all of Ashla is bearing down upon my form.

"It's hard to tell. From what I can gather... Either this is Bogan itself screaming at us to stay away..." Ushar responds to my silent cursing, while Kuruk appears as he was, when he was simply Badaf Yar. "Or the wound in the Force is nothing like we've known." He turns our attention to Wr'kel, who has finished his leisurely stroll with Kassida and now comes face to face with the three of us, we Knights of Ren.

Wr'kel's eyes are that of ours.
Immersed in the Dark Side. In Bogan.
He is taking advantage of this vision, this moment, to relive the bliss he had before we made our vow at the edge of the Master's lightsaber, before the will of Lord Snoke, before Bogan itself. Before we did what had to be done.

"Ap'lek." Trudgen reveals himself, his white cape a Stark contrast to his gray Jedi robes betraying his inner darkness early on even then when they were still training under Skywalker. His skin was ashen-grey, his hair hung in neat combs, appearing as he did in the past, but like us, the eyes of Bogan were present. "How fares lovely Kassida?" Wr'kel is surprised to see Ushar, Kuruk and I, but spins round to see Trudgen, whom he calls by the name only those of the Ashla use. "Rinigar." Wr'kel gasps. "By the Force, this is no vision, no wound. It is a new beginning."

Already I sense Trudgen's growing anger at Wr'kel's - at Ap'lek's vanity and self-serving motivations. But it gave me pause. Were these not the driving forces of the Sith? Of those who used the Dark Side... The power of Bogan, to keep, to possess... To control? Passions were but a part of the promise of Bogan, compared to the Jedi's attachment to things and sentients. "-But Master Skywalker has done away with the traditions." Wr'kel responds, and I realize that he has answered my own question deep in the recesses of my thoughts.

"The Force wound is larger, spreading." I point at Wr'kel, as images of who he was and who he is begin to overlap. "It's power is more than we could imagine, and we can probably handle. We must reassert ourselves in Bogan, and close the wound at it's edge! Then we find Lord Snoke's 'Tourniquet' for this wound." I look at Ushar, who has reasserted himself in Bogan, and his familiar mandibled helmet and tunic greet me with his staff in hand, the other arm resting across his chest in a salute with an iota of lingering respect towards us.

I turn to Kuruk, who ebbs between his previous self of Badaf Yar and who he is now, Kuruk Ren, armored with his rifle and weaponry still struggling amidst the snow and hail. Trudgen is still Rinigar, the young Jedi of pale alabaster complexion, throwing aside his white cape and pointing his lightsaber towards Wr'kel. "Brother Ren. You know how this ends."

Wr'kel's eyes widen, and he pulls Kassida towards him. "No. You cannot take her again." Ap'lek does not realize that all that is left of his previous life of Wr'kel is just his exposed head- his entire form, vestments and equipment are that of Ap'lek Ren. Kassida sees this, and draws her lightsaber to defend herself, the yellow blade reflecting gold against we Knights, as she hisses that which we have superseded. "Sith. I will die before you take Wr'kel and those of Master Skywalker for your own...!"

I find myself in my own overcoat, helmet and my scythe upon my back once more, the wind howling for a moment as the ice pelts my form before I am pulled once more facing Kassida Bev. This time, it is as we remember it- the night our Master emerged from the rubble a changed man. "We are the Knights of Ren, Jedi-" I begin, taking a step forward, unslinging my phrik scythe and challenging the once-dead Jedi I called my friend. "-and we have come for you."

Kassida rushes forward, clashing with Ap'lek/Wr'kel, before we are beset upon by the other Jedi that Skywalker was training - the wandering Rodian Aruxul, the aristocratic Fynos Zel and the force-sensitive Twi'lek rebel Hidira Ghenn, whom I saved from the Imperial Remnant on a mission I remember all too well. If Kassida Bev was Wr'kel's, then Hidira Ghenn was Jerenn Col's. We clash. Reliving the night that Ben Solo showed us the path to the Dark Side.

He told us, showed us, fought alongside us and declared we need not fear the dark side as the Jedi do.
That nothing will stand in our way.

But here and now, between this reliving of our rebellion against Skywalker, between the smoke, the fire and ultimately the blood of the destruction of our once-home, our once-friends and the storm planet Exogol we find ourselves on- we falter. We feel the pull of the light, the power of Ashla that threatens our mission that Lord Snoke has tasked us. I see Ushar being pushed into the ground, his staff broken in two by Fynos Zel, who uses the Force to activate all the thermal detonators Ushar carries upon himself remotely. "It's over Sith!" Zel threatens Ushar as the thermal detonators unclasp from his rigging and float about Ushar's head.

"Surrender, and I will see you treated fairly!" Ushar is unfazed, raising his hand against the tide of pure Force that is holding him in place on the ground. "You always liked to gloat Fynos. Even when we convinced you to leave your family on Canto Bight and become greater than what you could imagine, you still cannot buy the noble bearing that you so desperately want to be seen as." Calling upon the rage, the hatred and anger from Bogan, Ushar threw back all the thermal detonators encircling his head and detonated them at Fynos Zel all at once.

Kassida Bev is engaged between Trudgen and Ap'lek, as it begins to rain, just as they remembered. Wr'kel ebbs between moments, when he appears, it is defending Kassida against Trudgen, and when he shifts to Ap'lek, it is him using his beskar axe as a means of reach in tandem with his own lightsaber. "Stop! It doesn't have to be this way!" Wr'kel exclaims, striking against Trudgen before Ap'lek snarls and threatens Kassida. "Your powers are weak, dearest Kassida! Ashla cannot stand before the might of the Dark Side!"

"Never!" Kassida crosses beams with Ap'lek and Trudgen both. "You took Wr'kel from me, and Master Skywalker's dream...!" Kassida never finished her sentence, as Kuruk's sniper rifle punched a whole through her body, ripping off her torso and arm from the shoulder. "NO!!!" there was a dual scream from both Wr'kel and the Rodian Jedi Aruxul, who leapt into the fray from fighting me, and took on Kuruk head-on. I sensed Ashla ebb away from Aruxul as he brought his lightsaber to bear against a Kuruk caught off-guard, while Bogan creeped about him, fueling his growing anger.

All that was left was Hirida Ghenn, who held out her green lightsaber against me in challenge. "Well, Sith?" She began. "Get on with it. I don't have all night." The rain was pouring now, the fires from the Temple's destruction having gone out. All that was left was the glow from our lightsabers and their hiss against the rain. I holstered my scythe once again, before igniting my lightsaber. "To you, C'yarika." I greeted her as I once saw Master Dooku greet his sparring partners in those faraway days when Master Skywalker taught us from the surviving records of the Jedi. Hirida sneered at me, tears streaming down her cheeks. Just as I remember like it was yesterday.

"I could never love you."

I froze for an instant, before I felt Bogan envelop me and push me forward. Although the Master was lost to us, this battle would not be. Not for the sake of Lord Snoke's final command. Not against the loss of our Master, who showed us the power of the Dark Side. Not against the weakness of Ashla, and certainly not against something which was of the past.

"Let the past die." Lord Snoke's voice echoed through the void, breaking through the moment at the temple and delivering the Knights of Ren clarity, reminding them of the unforgiving nature they still stood in the middle of Exogol, between their starship Scimitar and the wound in the Force they must drive back. "Kill it , if you have to." This time the echo was from their Master, Kylo Ren.

Ben Solo now.
Hated enemy of the Light who rejoined those of the Ashla. The woman Rey. She was the one- the one who made the Master weak... Weak with desire.
Passion.
Compassion.
Confusion.
Longing.
Love...?

I did not realize I was shouting, having dashed forward and cut down Hirida. She did not have time to react, just like she did that night, as I drank deep from her death and reveled in the energies of Bogan, of the Dark Side. Wr'kel was sobbing over Kassida Bev, and the other Knights, Trudgen, Kuruk and Ushar all stood about him, waiting for me, when we had waited for the Master to direct us next. I regarded the sorry excuse for Jedi before me in Wr'kel, dumbstruck at the loss of Kassida. We all felt it, but Ap'lek needed to be brought back to Bogan. It would have us, since we were sworn to it.

"Enough, Ap'lek Ren." I gestured sharply, sweeping my hand across the air before him in a motion that silenced all. "Remember what our Master told us. Let the past die."

"We must kill it if we have to." Trudgen continued.

"This is the only way to be what you are meant to be." Kuruk affirmed.

Ushar handed him Kassida's lightsaber, which was his own now. "The path of Bogan is a pathway to many abilities-" Ushar began, looking at me to finish once more. But the answer came from Ap'lek, who fought off the wound in the Force, overcoming its power. "-some consider to be unnatural. But we know better." Ap'lek looked up at all of us, his mask betraying no remorse or pity. Our brother was among us once again. "Yes. We are the ones who would tame Bogan itself. We are that which we will always be-"

"Knights of Ren, loyal to the Master."

"To Lord Snoke."

"To Bogan itself
."

There was a silence once more among us, the only sound was the distant screaming of the winds and ice and hail of Exogol as it returned, and we found ourselves amid the snow, the storm and distant lightning once more. We regarded each other with careful glances, before I spoke on what we had experienced. "The wound in the Force its... a window into the past, a static current in the ebb of time."

"Little wonder that Lord Snoke wanted it to be sealed. Such knowledge and power could begin a dangerous precedent." Ap'lek mused, studying Kassida's lightsaber he held in his hand. Ushar looked towards the mountain-cut keep in the distance that was our mission. "It lies there. This 'window' into the past. It seemed so real..." Kuruk stamped an armored boot into the inches-thick snow. "It WAS real. We ventured into what could be a stream in time's river. All death is still etched in stone, there are no loops amidst the Force. I felt it."

"We all did." Trudgen asserted, then drew his hand into a fist before unclenching it and proposing a dangerous idea of his own. "The question now is... Without the Master who led us on this path, and without Lord Snoke, do we carry out his final command to seal it..." My eyes widened behind my mask as I felt the weighing of the Dark Side across all of us. The electric pull as the words bubbled from behind my consciousness once again, as it always did.

"...or do we use it... Bring order to the Galaxy that was promised to us?" All five of us looked towards the icy keep that seemed out of reach, but now was never more closer with what we realize has been delivered to us. We immersed ourselves fully within Bogan to withstand whatever may come our way on our march to the source of the wound in the Force.

"Nothing will stand in our way. Lord Snoke and the Master taught us the secrets of the Dark Side." I declare, and my fellow Knights raise their fists briefly before joining me towards our objective. "We will finish what they started."

Episode 9 begins. Knights of Ren being fking badass while more on what came before is explored upon. Last Jedi (mostly) intact for the Soyboys. Contains donut steals written wholecloth and some concepts from my own footnotes of TLJ that I thought needed to be expanded upon to drive things forward logically. Hope you enjoy the second part of The Master Calls.
 
You know what's hilarious? That this is the best film they could produce with a time extension.

Remember that this film was supposed to release on May 19th of this year. If this film is as premature as it is right now, I can only imagine how it'd have been like more than half-a-year early.
 
THE MASTER CALLS - Continued -

It is a place of shimmering snow, biting winds and lightning abound. Each of the different winds' chill cuts deep into our forms, and we find ourselves gritting our teeth against the tempestuous weather after we disembark on the storm planet. We have made landfall on the blasted world of Exogol.

Our helmets, armor and layered tunics help insulate us against the planet's hostile temperament, but that is the needless physical protection, a weakness that Lord Snoke showed us to withstand. The raging environment screams around us as we venture further towards our destination, and we recognize this feeling, this growing presence as we march onward. The planet is broken, yes- but not through any natural cataclysm.

Exogol's latent fury is none other than the Dark Side rending the planet apart along it's leylines crisscrossing under its tectonic plates.

"Incredible." Ushar manages a gasp over the howling wind, probably the sixth out of Exogol's catalogued 24. The records recovered from one of Darth Sidious's storehouses informed them us as much. "I feel it... The power. It's rawness..." The mandibles of Ushar's helmet uncouple and recouple themselves, as if adapting to the storm of pelting hail and screaming air. Kuruk takes stock of the situation, finishing off Ushar's observation. "Bogan is not just strong here, it is absolute. I thought Korriban or Dromund Kaas to be powerful, steeped in it. But here..."

Trudgen gestures toward the jagged shape on the horizon, the bare outline of a mountain range, glaciers... The strange rough outline of a citadel carved out of the very edge of the ice stares back at us. "The coordinates Lord Snoke dispatched us on! The Tourniquet for the Wound in the Force must be there!" We make fists to affirm that we understand, and keep moving towards the frozen claws, scratching against the wretched sky of Exogol. I turn about to see how the my brothers fare, and Ap'lek reaches out, grabbing my shoulder and urging me forward. "Come brother Ren." Ap'lek gives me a ghost of a nod, as I sense him smiling, his words encouraging. "We carry out this last command of Lord Snoke before we deal with our traitor Master. Like you said. Like you promised."

"Like I promised..." I whisper, and suddenly I am back at Luke Skywalker's academy, with my fellow Brothers-in-arms... And looking about the smiling faces of those who were struck down.

"Jerenn?" I hear a familiar voice call out to me. Burdened with knowledge, with restraint- but with none of the harsh wit that I would come to know. "Master...!" I begin, my arms raised, seeing I am in my former robes of a Jedi. Kylo Ren- he stands unarmored before me, in this time before, when he was only-

"Please. I'm no one's Master. I have a lot to learn about the Force myself, Jerenn." I take stock of the situation, it makes no sense whatsoever. "Of course, Ben." I state politely, trying to sound as normal as possible, while the words echo in my lie as something distasteful, disgusting. "Master Skywalker knows best."

"Vicrul!" I hear a frantic whisper from behind me. Ushar is as he was, dressed in cream and white robes, his brown hair covering the scar he bore on a mission to free Imperial Remnant slavers. As he drew nearer in a few steps, our memories eternal of our shared past as students to Skywalker began to show cracks. "We are still on Exogol." Ushar said plainly. Everything was as it was- the fledgling academy, our Master, when he was still Ben Solo... And us. We still bore the eyes of Bogan, the Dark Side still about us.

"Is this an illusion?" I wonder aloud, and Ushar looks about once again as well. "It seems too real. FEELS too real, Brother Ren." He points towards Ap'lek, who is with one of our fellow Jedi, walking together. Before he was Ap'lek, he was Wr'kel, and we knew he was smitten with another of our own, the beautiful Kassida Bev. Despite Wr'kel being Kiffar and she being a Zabrak, we all knew of their passion for each other. "This is the past." I breathe, my breath quickening. I call upon the Force and force my way from this illusion. "If it is one." I mutter under my breath, cursing as the Jedi robes seem to chafe against me, as if all of Ashla is bearing down upon my form.

"It's hard to tell. From what I can gather... Either this is Bogan itself screaming at us to stay away..." Ushar responds to my silent cursing, while Kuruk appears as he was, when he was simply Badaf Yar. "Or the wound in the Force is nothing like we've known." He turns our attention to Wr'kel, who has finished his leisurely stroll with Kassida and now comes face to face with the three of us, we Knights of Ren.

Wr'kel's eyes are that of ours.
Immersed in the Dark Side. In Bogan.
He is taking advantage of this vision, this moment, to relive the bliss he had before we made our vow at the edge of the Master's lightsaber, before the will of Lord Snoke, before Bogan itself. Before we did what had to be done.

"Ap'lek." Trudgen reveals himself, his white cape a Stark contrast to his gray Jedi robes betraying his inner darkness early on even then when they were still training under Skywalker. His skin was ashen-grey, his hair hung in neat combs, appearing as he did in the past, but like us, the eyes of Bogan were present. "How fares lovely Kassida?" Wr'kel is surprised to see Ushar, Kuruk and I, but spins round to see Trudgen, whom he calls by the name only those of the Ashla use. "Rinigar." Wr'kel gasps. "By the Force, this is no vision, no wound. It is a new beginning."

Already I sense Trudgen's growing anger at Wr'kel's - at Ap'lek's vanity and self-serving motivations. But it gave me pause. Were these not the driving forces of the Sith? Of those who used the Dark Side... The power of Bogan, to keep, to possess... To control? Passions were but a part of the promise of Bogan, compared to the Jedi's attachment to things and sentients. "-But Master Skywalker has done away with the traditions." Wr'kel responds, and I realize that he has answered my own question deep in the recesses of my thoughts.

"The Force wound is larger, spreading." I point at Wr'kel, as images of who he was and who he is begin to overlap. "It's power is more than we could imagine, and we can probably handle. We must reassert ourselves in Bogan, and close the wound at it's edge! Then we find Lord Snoke's 'Tourniquet' for this wound." I look at Ushar, who has reasserted himself in Bogan, and his familiar mandibled helmet and tunic greet me with his staff in hand, the other arm resting across his chest in a salute with an iota of lingering respect towards us.

I turn to Kuruk, who ebbs between his previous self of Badaf Yar and who he is now, Kuruk Ren, armored with his rifle and weaponry still struggling amidst the snow and hail. Trudgen is still Rinigar, the young Jedi of pale alabaster complexion, throwing aside his white cape and pointing his lightsaber towards Wr'kel. "Brother Ren. You know how this ends."

Wr'kel's eyes widen, and he pulls Kassida towards him. "No. You cannot take her again." Ap'lek does not realize that all that is left of his previous life of Wr'kel is just his exposed head- his entire form, vestments and equipment are that of Ap'lek Ren. Kassida sees this, and draws her lightsaber to defend herself, the yellow blade reflecting gold against we Knights, as she hisses that which we have superseded. "Sith. I will die before you take Wr'kel and those of Master Skywalker for your own...!"

I find myself in my own overcoat, helmet and my scythe upon my back once more, the wind howling for a moment as the ice pelts my form before I am pulled once more facing Kassida Bev. This time, it is as we remember it- the night our Master emerged from the rubble a changed man. "We are the Knights of Ren, Jedi-" I begin, taking a step forward, unslinging my phrik scythe and challenging the once-dead Jedi I called my friend. "-and we have come for you."

Kassida rushes forward, clashing with Ap'lek/Wr'kel, before we are beset upon by the other Jedi that Skywalker was training - the wandering Rodian Aruxul, the aristocratic Fynos Zel and the force-sensitive Twi'lek rebel Hidira Ghenn, whom I saved from the Imperial Remnant on a mission I remember all too well. If Kassida Bev was Wr'kel's, then Hidira Ghenn was Jerenn Col's. We clash. Reliving the night that Ben Solo showed us the path to the Dark Side.

He told us, showed us, fought alongside us and declared we need not fear the dark side as the Jedi do.
That nothing will stand in our way.

But here and now, between this reliving of our rebellion against Skywalker, between the smoke, the fire and ultimately the blood of the destruction of our once-home, our once-friends and the storm planet Exogol we find ourselves on- we falter. We feel the pull of the light, the power of Ashla that threatens our mission that Lord Snoke has tasked us. I see Ushar being pushed into the ground, his staff broken in two by Fynos Zel, who uses the Force to activate all the thermal detonators Ushar carries upon himself remotely. "It's over Sith!" Zel threatens Ushar as the thermal detonators unclasp from his rigging and float about Ushar's head.

"Surrender, and I will see you treated fairly!" Ushar is unfazed, raising his hand against the tide of pure Force that is holding him in place on the ground. "You always liked to gloat Fynos. Even when we convinced you to leave your family on Canto Bight and become greater than what you could imagine, you still cannot buy the noble bearing that you so desperately want to be seen as." Calling upon the rage, the hatred and anger from Bogan, Ushar threw back all the thermal detonators encircling his head and detonated them at Fynos Zel all at once.

Kassida Bev is engaged between Trudgen and Ap'lek, as it begins to rain, just as they remembered. Wr'kel ebbs between moments, when he appears, it is defending Kassida against Trudgen, and when he shifts to Ap'lek, it is him using his beskar axe as a means of reach in tandem with his own lightsaber. "Stop! It doesn't have to be this way!" Wr'kel exclaims, striking against Trudgen before Ap'lek snarls and threatens Kassida. "Your powers are weak, dearest Kassida! Ashla cannot stand before the might of the Dark Side!"

"Never!" Kassida crosses beams with Ap'lek and Trudgen both. "You took Wr'kel from me, and Master Skywalker's dream...!" Kassida never finished her sentence, as Kuruk's sniper rifle punched a whole through her body, ripping off her torso and arm from the shoulder. "NO!!!" there was a dual scream from both Wr'kel and the Rodian Jedi Aruxul, who leapt into the fray from fighting me, and took on Kuruk head-on. I sensed Ashla ebb away from Aruxul as he brought his lightsaber to bear against a Kuruk caught off-guard, while Bogan creeped about him, fueling his growing anger.

All that was left was Hirida Ghenn, who held out her green lightsaber against me in challenge. "Well, Sith?" She began. "Get on with it. I don't have all night." The rain was pouring now, the fires from the Temple's destruction having gone out. All that was left was the glow from our lightsabers and their hiss against the rain. I holstered my scythe once again, before igniting my lightsaber. "To you, C'yarika." I greeted her as I once saw Master Dooku greet his sparring partners in those faraway days when Master Skywalker taught us from the surviving records of the Jedi. Hirida sneered at me, tears streaming down her cheeks. Just as I remember like it was yesterday.

"I could never love you."

I froze for an instant, before I felt Bogan envelop me and push me forward. Although the Master was lost to us, this battle would not be. Not for the sake of Lord Snoke's final command. Not against the loss of our Master, who showed us the power of the Dark Side. Not against the weakness of Ashla, and certainly not against something which was of the past.

"Let the past die." Lord Snoke's voice echoed through the void, breaking through the moment at the temple and delivering the Knights of Ren clarity, reminding them of the unforgiving nature they still stood in the middle of Exogol, between their starship Scimitar and the wound in the Force they must drive back. "Kill it , if you have to." This time the echo was from their Master, Kylo Ren.

Ben Solo now.
Hated enemy of the Light who rejoined those of the Ashla. The woman Rey. She was the one- the one who made the Master weak... Weak with desire.
Passion.
Compassion.
Confusion.
Longing.
Love...?

I did not realize I was shouting, having dashed forward and cut down Hirida. She did not have time to react, just like she did that night, as I drank deep from her death and reveled in the energies of Bogan, of the Dark Side. Wr'kel was sobbing over Kassida Bev, and the other Knights, Trudgen, Kuruk and Ushar all stood about him, waiting for me, when we had waited for the Master to direct us next. I regarded the sorry excuse for Jedi before me in Wr'kel, dumbstruck at the loss of Kassida. We all felt it, but Ap'lek needed to be brought back to Bogan. It would have us, since we were sworn to it.

"Enough, Ap'lek Ren." I gestured sharply, sweeping my hand across the air before him in a motion that silenced all. "Remember what our Master told us. Let the past die."

"We must kill it if we have to." Trudgen continued.

"This is the only way to be what you are meant to be." Kuruk affirmed.

Ushar handed him Kassida's lightsaber, which was his own now. "The path of Bogan is a pathway to many abilities-" Ushar began, looking at me to finish once more. But the answer came from Ap'lek, who fought off the wound in the Force, overcoming its power. "-some consider to be unnatural. But we know better." Ap'lek looked up at all of us, his mask betraying no remorse or pity. Our brother was among us once again. "Yes. We are the ones who would tame Bogan itself. We are that which we will always be-"

"Knights of Ren, loyal to the Master."

"To Lord Snoke."

"To Bogan itself
."

There was a silence once more among us, the only sound was the distant screaming of the winds and ice and hail of Exogol as it returned, and we found ourselves amid the snow, the storm and distant lightning once more. We regarded each other with careful glances, before I spoke on what we had experienced. "The wound in the Force its... a window into the past, a static current in the ebb of time."

"Little wonder that Lord Snoke wanted it to be sealed. Such knowledge and power could begin a dangerous precedent." Ap'lek mused, studying Kassida's lightsaber he held in his hand. Ushar looked towards the mountain-cut keep in the distance that was our mission. "It lies there. This 'window' into the past. It seemed so real..." Kuruk stamped an armored boot into the inches-thick snow. "It WAS real. We ventured into what could be a stream in time's river. All death is still etched in stone, there are no loops amidst the Force. I felt it."

"We all did." Trudgen asserted, then drew his hand into a fist before unclenching it and proposing a dangerous idea of his own. "The question now is... Without the Master who led us on this path, and without Lord Snoke, do we carry out his final command to seal it..." My eyes widened behind my mask as I felt the weighing of the Dark Side across all of us. The electric pull as the words bubbled from behind my consciousness once again, as it always did.

"...or do we use it... Bring order to the Galaxy that was promised to us?" All five of us looked towards the icy keep that seemed out of reach, but now was never more closer with what we realize has been delivered to us. We immersed ourselves fully within Bogan to withstand whatever may come our way on our march to the source of the wound in the Force.

"Nothing will stand in our way. Lord Snoke and the Master taught us the secrets of the Dark Side." I declare, and my fellow Knights raise their fists briefly before joining me towards our objective. "We will finish what they started."

Episode 9 begins. Knights of Ren being fking badass while more on what came before is explored upon. Last Jedi (mostly) intact for the Soyboys. Contains donut steals written wholecloth and some concepts from my own footnotes of TLJ that I thought needed to be expanded upon to drive things forward logically. Hope you enjoy the second part of The Master Calls.
I usually dunk on time travel plots, but I like where this one is going and it's literally reliant on a one in a galaxy issue so it's reasonably plausible. Can't wait to see how they fuck it up.
 
You know what's hilarious? That this is the best film they could produce with a time extension.

Remember that this film was supposed to release on May 19th of this year. If this film is as premature as it is right now, I can only imagine how it'd have been like more than half-a-year early.
That's absolutely ludicrous to me. Why the fuck did Disney think that they could get the concluding chapter in this garbage trilogy out less than a year and a half after TLJ? Did they pay zero attention to how the first two trilogies took three whole years between installments?

I swear, I do not understand any of these fucking decisions made. The only thing that makes it make any kind of logical sense is that Disney legitimately felt that they could do anything they wanted, that as long as the Star Wars label was stuck on the front, people would buy it up no questions asked. Why put people in who actually care about Star Wars and want to create something that fits well into the existing mythos? Just grab a bunch of hack frauds, muck it up with executive meddling, and shove the result into theaters! The fans aren't people, they're cattle meant to consume product!

And look what's happened instead. A forty-year-old series with millions of fans worldwide, effectively killed off in seven years of the Rat's management. Absolute shitshow all around.
 
muh sexist trolls

https://www.thedailybeast.com/reys-...ise-of-skywalker-surrendered-to-sexist-trolls

muh perfect kween

"What we do get in TROS is Palpatine’s nonsensically-rushed entrance and exit, as if Abrams and Terrio scrambled for a loophole specifically to mollify the “fans” upset that this hero—worse, this girl—dared to wield such incredible abilities with only her own strength. No, no, they’ve now assured those sectors of fandom, you see, her power comes from someone else, a character you already know and accept: Grandpa Palpatine!"
It mollified nothing, Rey gets even more OP in this movie. Also, even if being Palp's granddaughter explains the powers, it absolutely doesn't justify her apparently being all the Jedi in one. This movie could not have shilled her harder than it did. What is this journalist smoking?
 
Being added into Kingdom Hearts in any way, shape, or form. Thank god for licensing and the restrictions they bring!

Don't be so sure...This is from the latest crossover Disney phone game.

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In a few years get ready for Kingdom Hearts 4 starring Rey Queen as she is the new Keyblade Wielder and saves the universes from Palpatine, Thanos, Master Xehanort, Maleficent and Stalin combined, and anyone who criticizes her is an evil hater.

muh sexist trolls

https://www.thedailybeast.com/reys-...ise-of-skywalker-surrendered-to-sexist-trolls

muh perfect kween

"What we do get in TROS is Palpatine’s nonsensically-rushed entrance and exit, as if Abrams and Terrio scrambled for a loophole specifically to mollify the “fans” upset that this hero—worse, this girl—dared to wield such incredible abilities with only her own strength. No, no, they’ve now assured those sectors of fandom, you see, her power comes from someone else, a character you already know and accept: Grandpa Palpatine!"

I still don't get this. Luke only got powerful through long training and once we knew of the Vader twist it made more sense, Anakin was called out at first for being so powerful and eventually going to the Dark Side, but apparently people having questions about Rey being so powerful from the start without any training is considered problematic.

This really reminds me of the excuses fanfic writers made about their OCs whenever somebody criticized them. "They're not a Mary Sue you just don't get themmmm"

The good thing is in a few years once a new SW trilogy starts Rey will be dumped.
 
I actually really like the idea of Rey being Palpatine's grand-daughter. As a way to retcon in her ridiculous powers it does work and objectively I actually like the idea in and of itself.

But, I would have liked to have seen this actually worked towards from Ep VII and I would like to see some real actual tendency towards the dark side from Rey not just a momentary never-in-doubt vision in Ep VIII.

Personally, being something of a Clone Wars fan and acknowledging the whole "chosen one" who is to bring balance to the force, I think it would be fascinating if of Vader's twin children one became the new Light leader and the other the new Dark. I would choose Luke to be the one that becomes the founder of the new Jedi order as he had actual training from Yoda and more importantly had already confronted his dark side and faced his fears. Leia, being the wilder of the two and the bold rebel leader is actually more like her father than Luke is. Lacking guidance and being immersed in leading an actual war, I could see her become this magnetic, inspiring leader but also more ruthless as she fought the remnants of the Empire and tried to forge a new Republic that would actually hold together.

Before Anakin/Vader there were hundreds of Jedi "guiding" the Republic and two Sith. After Anakin/Vader there are two Jedi (Obi Wan and Yoda) and two Sith (Vader and Palpatine) - balance to the Force. And that would continue on through his children as apprentices and followers gifted in the Force slowly colasced around them into the new Jedi and new Sith.

The Clone Wars cartoon touched on the effect the Jedi had on the Republic as the whole body of it became more passive, more disordered, more disconnected from the cares of ordinary people. No wonder they cried out for the order, activism and control that Palpatine (the Sith) offered.

This would also avoid the massive reset they introduced in Ep VII where nothing has moved forward and we're back where we started with the Empire and the plucky rebels just under a new name.
 
I actually really like the idea of Rey being Palpatine's grand-daughter. As a way to retcon in her ridiculous powers it does work and objectively I actually like the idea in and of itself.

But, I would have liked to have seen this actually worked towards from Ep VII and I would like to see some real actual tendency towards the dark side from Rey not just a momentary never-in-doubt vision in Ep VIII.

Personally, being something of a Clone Wars fan and acknowledging the whole "chosen one" who is to bring balance to the force, I think it would be fascinating if of Vader's twin children one became the new Light leader and the other the new Dark. I would choose Luke to be the one that becomes the founder of the new Jedi order as he had actual training from Yoda and more importantly had already confronted his dark side and faced his fears. Leia, being the wilder of the two and the bold rebel leader is actually more like her father than Luke is. Lacking guidance and being immersed in leading an actual war, I could see her become this magnetic, inspiring leader but also more ruthless as she fought the remnants of the Empire and tried to forge a new Republic that would actually hold together.

Before Anakin/Vader there were hundreds of Jedi "guiding" the Republic and two Sith. After Anakin/Vader there are two Jedi (Obi Wan and Yoda) and two Sith (Vader and Palpatine) - balance to the Force. And that would continue on through his children as apprentices and followers gifted in the Force slowly colasced around them into the new Jedi and new Sith.

The Clone Wars cartoon touched on the effect the Jedi had on the Republic as the whole body of it became more passive, more disordered, more disconnected from the cares of ordinary people. No wonder they cried out for the order, activism and control that Palpatine (the Sith) offered.
I cannot see how you could possibly have Leia become a Sith. Yeah, she's hot-headed, but Luke was always closer to the dark side than she was. That's why they did it with her twins in the old EU, but even then Jacen turning to the dark side was widely mocked as contrived and against the point Vergere was trying to make. So they retconned her as a Sith too, of course.
 
I cannot see how you could possibly have Leia become a Sith. Yeah, she's hot-headed, but Luke was always closer to the dark side than she was. That's why they did it with her twins in the old EU, but even then Jacen turning to the dark side was widely mocked as contrived and against the point Vergere was trying to make. So they retconned her as a Sith too, of course.

She is, theoretically, as strong as Luke in the Force. And she starts as a politician and ends as a general. That's fertile ground for the temptations of power, control and passion. There's a reason the Jedi tried to catch force sensitives as infants and begin their training right from the start. It's because it's very easy for a powerful force user's emotions to get the better of them.

Remember a Sith doesn't have to be "Evil" per se. They are the antithesis of the Jedi in that they give full reign to their emotions and allow attachment. Whereas a Jedi is taught to renounce attachment and to disregard their emotions. That's the big thing with Anakin - his love for Padme isn't wrong, nor is he actually wrong about there never being peace in the galaxy so long as the Jedi are in charge. But he becomes Sith out of good intent. He was the favourite Jedi amongst the clone troopers because he actually cared about those he led, he fought alongside them and they could relate to him. Leia starting down the Sith road wouldn't mean she suddenly turned into a pantomime villain. It would mean her making more and more difficult decisions until she became the person who would "do what must be done". She'd probably have a legion of followers.

I agree it would be jarring without preparing the ground but thematically it would work very well. I actually agree with you that Luke is closer to the dark side than Leia in a sense - he's seen it up close, experienced it. But that's the point I made in my post. Having confronted it, he is less likely to succumb to it than his twin who has never been taught by Yoda and doesn't worry about succumbing to it.
 
She is, theoretically, as strong as Luke in the Force. And she starts as a politician and ends as a general. That's fertile ground for the temptations of power, control and passion. There's a reason the Jedi tried to catch force sensitives as infants and begin their training right from the start. It's because it's very easy for a powerful force user's emotions to get the better of them.

Remember a Sith doesn't have to be "Evil" per se. They are the antithesis of the Jedi in that they give full reign to their emotions and allow attachment. Whereas a Jedi is taught to renounce attachment and to disregard their emotions. That's the big thing with Anakin - his love for Padme isn't wrong, nor is he actually wrong about there never being peace in the galaxy so long as the Jedi are in charge. But he becomes Sith out of good intent. He was the favourite Jedi amongst the clone troopers because he actually cared about those he led, he fought alongside them and they could relate to him. Leia starting down the Sith road wouldn't mean she suddenly turned into a pantomime villain. It would mean her making more and more difficult decisions until she became the person who would "do what must be done". She'd probably have a legion of followers.

I agree it would be jarring without preparing the ground but thematically it would work very well. I actually agree with you that Luke is closer to the dark side than Leia in a sense - he's seen it up close, experienced it. But that's the point I made in my post. Having confronted it, he is less likely to succumb to it than his twin who has never been taught by Yoda and doesn't worry about succumbing to it.
It's not a matter of Leia being tempted by power or not, as she probably would be as she climbed the New Republic hierarchy. It's that Leia wouldn't be tempted to become a Sith to get power. I can't see how that lifestyle could possible appeal to her, when getting voted in over and over as Chief of State seems far more reasonable and up her alley. This goes back to the complaint that these sequels make the galaxy feel so small; wouldn't it be lame as hell that Luke and Leia fit so neatly into Jedi and Sith boxes so that a contrived conflict can happen? A huge, galaxy defining conflict at that? There are innumerable conflicts that could arise between Luke and Leia that wouldn't involve going full good vs. evil, like how to raise her kids, or different views on how the New Republic should rule the galaxy, or a disagreement on whether Luke should ultimately be subservient to the New Republic even as a Jedi who resigned from the military. That's interesting and it adds nuance, without taking these characters in a radical direction that pisses a bunch of people off.
 
It's looking like Rian is going to get most of the blame for steering the whole franchise into a brick wall.

JJ's Box of Mystery may also be permanently broken.

Like the earlier Marvel Movies (i.e. Hulk and I guess all the previous spider-man films) it's not going to surprise me one bit that they'll suddenly not count as canon one day.

If the Japanese can strike things from canon from many long standing series because they turned out bad, there's zero reason that Star Wars won't do it.
Anything's possible. I mean if they can do it for the pre-2010 Extended Uniververse (bar the Clone Wars shows), then I don't see why they wouldn't with this trilogy.
 
You really don't need to Jump Forward or Back, the 3 movies don't take place across the whole galaxy. You can have another story co-exist within the same timeframe in another location.
Problem with that is Disney has set it up so the rest of the Galaxy's the size of the cul de sac inhabited solely by the same set of recurring characters and a lot of background aliens, plus a really obnoxious and senseless faction known as the First Order. Also nobody gives a shit about Disney's era since its just about Rey and her gang while the characters people actually loved have been shamed and demeaned, and no one wants to explore a setting that treats Rey's gang as legendary figures and only exists to help them win their fight. And like I've said before, that's one of the things the PT has over the DT, in that it doesn't nullify the OT nor the success of the heroes or fucks up their characters. With the ST you can never show Luke, Han and Leia as successes ever again. Their fate as dictated by Disney is to spend the next 30 years after ROTJ suffering miserably as they're forsaken by the galaxy they helped save because of a Bloodline, which is then followed by a struggling Luke's academy being destroyed after he tried to murder his nu-nephew in his sleep which is then followed by a bigger life as a failure trying to emulate a more pathetic version of Yoda that sucks on green tard juice, and that's just to name a few of the many things that have gone wrong. No one wants anything to do with this crappy era or these fuckawful characters, best Disney could do is never talk about sequel shit again until they're out of the public's memory then just claim they never happen and never touch the post-ROTJ period again outside of Mandalorian shit with characters who have nothing to do with the OT gang and nothing that implies the sequels happen. And retcon Dr. Aphra and all the nu-spinoff material while they're at it because Lord knows we don't need the work of Chuck Wendig and his peers BOGGING things down.

You don't need a spin-off. You can have a separate series of events taking place within the same era in a different location by an entirely different cast of characters.
They already tried that in the form of Resistance and a bunch of other crap no one liked that failed horribly, because to one's surprise, the new universe KK, JJ and RJ set up with KK's "brilliant" story team is a depressing and godawful shit hole.

Also this:
The entire sequel trilogy takes place over one year, it's not a very good time period for spin-offs.
I mean the whole disney trilogy with the exception of the last one probably only takes place within the span of a few days. TFA as a whole only lasts about maybe 2 or 3 days, then TLJ takes place just as soon as TFA ends (probably 1 or 2 days after the latter) with the film itself only lasting over a period of about maybe 4 days, then you have IX which according to new material takes place one year after TLJ. That only leaves the period between TLJ and IX for expansion which pretty much has already been filled by Galaxy's Edge and it sucks. Also wtf is up with Rey wearing the exact same shit and hairstyle since infancy?

I may have missed it posted in the thread, but does anyone know how long after TLJ episode 9 is supposed to take place?
1 year and a month apparently.

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Of fucking course.
Gotta buy the book to see
That The new Character, Jannah, is his kid.

Then again JJ is so lazy most of us guessed this.
"PLEASE BUY OUR DLC IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE WHOLE STORY BECAUSE WE'RE JUST THAT GREEDY AND OUR PRODUCTION WAS TOO MUCH OF A CLUSTERFUCK TO FIT EVERYTHING INTO THE MOVIE!"
 
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And now for the people too lazy to do some thinking on their own
You know what? Fuck RedLetterMedia and the Plinkett character.

They're dilettantes whose criticism of the prequels apply just as much, if not more so, to the Original Trilogy. All the while, they caked their "funny" reviews with a smug spicing of superficial film critiques and arbitrary criteria for what makes and doesn't make good stories. And the worst part is that every unoriginal critic parrots their reviews as if they're some sort of gospel.

But when the egg is on their face, they're quick to denounce or qualify their previous suggestions. "Oh," they say, "we never really thought Jar Jar was a perfect fit for Star Wars! Even though we said he was amazing for Star Trek!"

Thanks, RLM. You're part of the reason we're in the timeline where JJ ruined two classic Sci-fi films.
 
if you want to watch a camrip, look for the infohash 81ae5f1d4a1b5abcbe9ed1832acd2d6a387b5203

it's from a korean source instead of a hindu one and all the text is in english, also the video quality is just better and there are no pinatas
Here's some more links to where you can watch and download the shitty movie, along with links to relevant shit in the thread.


To watch Plan IX in full, go to any of these links (we also have scenes thrown about in the thread starting after page 1100):
https://multiup.org/download/670104...lley.me_StWrs.2019.720p.HDCAM-GETB8.part1.rar
https://multiup.org/download/6e9a1c...lley.me_StWrs.2019.720p.HDCAM-GETB8.part2.rar
https://julay.world/sw/res/913.html
http://boards.4channel.org/wsg/thread/3200782
https://mega.nz/#!klgiBSTY!xoG81AXglBjYFkCuHVhCf-Y4mbvUCyMNnuyK6TflJnI (dead)

For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843

For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10

For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film except IX, with statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376

For the posts about Lucasfilm fucking up merch, shit starts around page 630:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...rise-of-the-skywalker-spoilers.32492/page-638

For a summary of why JJ is as much of a fuck up as KK and Rian, see page 1043:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1043#post-5731370

For the sequel trilogy we could've had, see page 522:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...kywalker-spoilers.32492/page-522#post-4863887

For those interested in where all the Hellish leaks started, it was on page 377:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377

For the final verdict on Disney Wars and just how massively they fucked up go here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...ywalker-spoilers.32492/page-1135#post-5741522


Anything else I should add to the list of crap that might interest new arrivals? Also any other links for the movie?
 
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