Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
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Also he posted this photo of himself the other day:
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Chibi, please trim your beard. :(
That bottom image is just his usual, "HuRr! I'mMa So CrInGeY! lMaO!"

As for the rest, there's a simple answer to the dilemma: It feels wrong because you're 5 months from turning 30, so like a teenager playing in the play land at McDonald's, you're going to feel stupid streaming like a 14-year-old.
 
That bottom image is just his usual, "HuRr! I'mMa So CrInGeY! lMaO!"

As for the rest, there's a simple answer to the dilemma: It feels wrong because you're 5 months from turning 30, so like a teenager playing in the play land at McDonald's, you're going to feel stupid streaming like a 14-year-old.

It's actually worse when you consider that unlike some of the "older" people in the speedrunning community who are around his age and have been streaming for a similar amount of time [Trihex, Bounceyboy, Iateyourpie] are all more successful and liked than he is. I don't know how you manage to stream for that long and gain notoriety and still only average a small number of viewers. It's like this guy repels success.

But everything is probably fine and this is yet another cry for attention.
 
It continues to surprise me that he's anywhere close to 30. During his moment at SGDQ 2014 I thought he was 19 - 20, tops. And I don't mean that in a good way - he's got that perpetual pudgy manchild look. No wonder he's trying out a beard. He must share a gene with Andy Milonakis or something.
 
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https://web.archive.org/web/2019122...m/ShinyAquana/status/1200103385871114240?s=19

He's back on the couch for GDQ in Jan.

Has he been on the couch since the Tomba shit?
 
Chibi is getting proactive about doing something about his loneliness. He's organising to meet with people under the guise of creating content. Just coming up with some real novel ideas, and he's got more coming.

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He's limiting to this to within the US at the moment, but further down the track he'll be dropping in to the UK to meet all his fans over there.

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He's had some small success and has begun to embarrass himself on twitter about it already. Excited to see what autistic misunderstanding ruins this situation for him.

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This is sounding a lot like a classic arc that never goes well for a cow: the road trip arc. Soon he'll be streaming from his phone and crashing on the highway.
 
Chibi is getting proactive about doing something about his loneliness. He's organising to meet with people under the guise of creating content. Just coming up with some real novel ideas, and he's got more coming.

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He's limiting to this to within the US at the moment, but further down the track he'll be dropping in to the UK to meet all his fans over there.

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He's had some small success and has begun to embarrass himself on twitter about it already. Excited to see what autistic misunderstanding ruins this situation for him.

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OOF, this is some real depressing shit right there, and barely got any likes/retweets at all...
 
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I noticed that over the past couple of weeks, Chibi's been hosting little tournaments and giveaways where he's gifting people $100-500. Does his mom know that while he's making barely above minimum wage and living off of her - in her house - he's literally handing out money to strangers?
 
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