You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[ToroidalBoat]

Women who hyphenate their last name after marriage

fun fact: I believe that courts in Japan upheld that requiring a bride to change her family name is not unconstitutional.

 

[Angel Dust]

I try to swing by my dog park after work and let my dog run around and all that good stuff. Lately there's been this guy who drops off his husky and then just leaves, comes back an hour later. It pisses me off. What if the husky gets hurt or into a fight? How is he going to control it? Stay with your fucking dog man or rehome it. (Animal control claims they can't do anything)

Hyphenated last names also irrationally piss me off.

 

[crungy spingus]

1) people that dont wear helmets on their motorcycle. No, you don't give off cool vibes. you look like a fucktard who has nothing to live for and will inevitably hold up a shit ton of people in traffic when your gray matter sploots out like paté all over the asphalt. full face or you're a faggot.
2) people who want to restrain their pet during an exam/procedure. You are not helping nor a veterinary professional, we don't want your neurotic energy anywhere near your pet in an already stressful situation.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The kind of people that call you spoiled, horrid and ungrateful everytime you crack a little joke about a family member.

 

[Dysnomia]

Social media "influencers" who call whatever free shit they're sponsoring "swag".

I don't mind mild public displays of affection like holding hands, hugging, or a short kiss; sometimes it even gets a small "aww" out of me. But jeez Louise, couples who excessively slobber as if they're in a porno should make like a tourist and get a fucking room.

I once had to get off of the train and wait for another one because it was packed and next to me was a guy with his girlfriend on his lap doing just about everything that didnot involve genitals and I had a feeling it was going in that direction. I just couldn't stand it. Just wait until you get home. Don't subject the whole train car to your horniness.

 

[Jason Wynn]

It's always the ugliest motherfuckers who do that shit also. It would still be uncomfortable if it were an attractive or normal looking couple doing it, but every damn time I see a couple practically fucking each other in public, they're always the sort that look like a pit bull's prolapsed asshole.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Women who hyphenate their last name after marriage (not talking about a legit "double barreled" name). I can't tell you why it irritates me, it just does.

A highschool friend of mine has the last name Ball, and she joked that she wanted to marry a guy whose last name was Sach or Sachs, so her last name could be Ball-Sach.

 

[Urist Steelthrone]

It's always the ugliest motherfuckers who do that shit also. It would still be uncomfortable if it were an attractive or normal looking couple doing it, but every damn time I see a couple practically fucking each other in public, they're always the sort that look like a pit bull's prolapsed asshole.

The same thing goes for people on nude beaches.

Another thing that pisses me off is the obsession with realism in modern day fiction. Not all things are meant to be live-action, but people think that animation is childish. You can do more with cartoons.

 

[Chan Fan]

When people's kids have pet hair/dander allergies but they get pets anyway and their kids just stay sick all the time

 

[ZXO]

Just fucking shake my hand.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

A highschool friend of mine has the last name Ball, and she joked that she wanted to marry a guy whose last name was Sach or Sachs, so her last name could be Ball-Sach.

That is an acceptable exemption to the rule.

Mine is when people call up my place and ask for our hours or what our holiday hours are and on the inside I am screaming “IT’S ON THE WEBSITE YOU UTTER CUNTS” but I put on my Uber friendly voice and hope they go away.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Drunk drivers. Day is only a little more than halfway over and there's already been three deaths I've heard of because some worthless waste of sperm had to get behind the wheel after slamming down their gutrot booze.

 

[Ogg66]

Drunk drivers. Day is only a little more than halfway over and there's already been three deaths I've heard of because some worthless waste of sperm had to get behind the wheel after slamming down their gutrot booze.

I would do the scum for attempted murder or if they kill someone murder, people know well enough its wrong so hammer the trash.

 

[FatalTater]

Kids who watch a few Overwatch videos on youtube and think they know how to shot call. Yes, I know it's generally a good idea to focus the enemy healers Jayden. Right now I'm busy respawning because their Widow just sniped me for the third time and we're in mystery heroes anyway just let me get enough wins to get the new Mercy skin ffs.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"Your parents never took you to *amusement park*? They must hate you! Wow you never had a childhood!"

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

"Your parents never took you to *amusement park*? They must hate you! Wow you never had a childhood!"

When I was young I used to get shit from other kids for having never been to all these scenic places that are like 400+ miles away. It's like, bitch, don't your parents have jobs they should be going to? I sometimes still get that from people who want to shame others for not being well traveled. Bitch, I have a job I need to be going to, and it pays minimim wage.

 

[Sped Xing]

My dad never loved me, or at least once he would have dumped a dick in me

 

[snailslime]

The way Fox News anchors talk. Like, they all either have motor-mouths or really screechy voices.

 

[Piss Bear]

YouTubers who start all their videos off by spending 2+ minutes telling you to sub and enable the notifications, how grateful they are for all of their followers, followed by some shitty long-winded promotion for some sketch service like NordVPN or something. And usually a giveaway scam too.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

Those new age remixes of classic Christmas songs that that play in groceries stores and Walmart during the holidays. Just terrible.