chantal food spergouts

[raritycunt]

Why must she smother everything in hot sauce or sriracha??? Those cheesy burrito shells would have been nice to try on its own before putting the hot sauce on there. She must have the taste palette of a housefly.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Enjoy your Christmas on the toilet Chantal, shitting your brains out from all that cheese

Fat people ruined Ranch dressing for me years ago, but today I realized that Chantal has ruined cheese for me. I used to eat it almost daily, but I've scarcely bought any in months--maybe a bit of Roquefort or Gorgonzola for salads on occasion, but all the basic yellow or white supermarket cheese varieties? Nope.

No wonder my pants have been looser lately. Funny, that.

So thanks for the thinspo, Chantal!

 

[thejackal]

She's still going to the wound clinic to get her dressing changed every other day? Hasn't it been like a month since her surgery? Dude deathfat healing is something else.

lol, she put this in her ground beef:

bouillon cube
garlic powder
onion powder
salt
chili powder
paprika
cumin
thmyme

So she basically went with the famous X-Mas recipe "Amber Lynn's Salt Lick Ground Beef".

She needs to combine drinking gravy straight from the container with eating ground beef from the bowl.

 

[Cant_Stop_Won't_Stop]

I don't know what Farm Boy thinks is "Alabama" about the chicken. It doesn't have white sauce on it like North Bama BBQ has. It looks like a sad, poorly seasoned, dry piece of chicken. But of course chinny inhaled it in a couple of mouthfuls. Got to fill that never ending void somehow.

It wasnt breaded and fried, BBQ-ed, in a casserole, in rice with cream of mushroom, shredded and smothered with white sauce, or even smoked in a big green egg. So you can shove that dry ass Farm boy chicken!... You know what.. that poultry's already suffered enough.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I've never heard of Alabama chicken in my life. I've heard of Alabama white BBQ sauce and I've heard of Nashville hot chicken, but never Alabama chicken. Can someone help me out? Being a nice southern girl I would have thought this would have popped on my radar at some point.

ETA: Nevermind. It looks like they were attempting to do a smoked chicken breast, but if you don't have the white BBQ sauce then it's just a smoked chicken breast. Come on, Canuckistan.

 

[Nachtalb]

Sorry for double post - I'm in a rush to post this. I think she's at this place, Tangerine Pizza based on a Search o one of the menu items in the photo. of course it's organnnnnnnnnnic. She's probably trying to get Peetz into his veggie journey already.

I also can't think of Spritewith Peetz without thinking "can I have a sip of your Sprite?" when Peetz was unable to get her the Ginger Ale on NYE.

I also wonder if she'll post a video or if this dining out with Peetz will go to the Asian Buffet black hole a few weeks back.

Bio | tangerinepizza

www.tangerinefood.com

Google Map photos of the interior ETA: Yep, the potatoes are on the images if you scroll.

Tangerine Pizza, Ottawa - Menu, Prices & Restaurant Reviews - Tripadvisor

Tangerine Pizza, Ottawa: See 39 unbiased reviews of Tangerine Pizza, rated 5 of 5 on Tripadvisor and ranked #436 of 2,648 restaurants in Ottawa.

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The body doesn't give a shit whether it's organic or not if the finished product ends up looking like this :


(Taken from their hp btw. The layout makes me cry and want to crawl back into my mother's womb )

I don't know who she's trying to fool with her "home-made" shtick. Someone her size and with her history of overeating shouldn't be having any kind of fried potatoes period. She's going to catch up with prime ogress Hamber real quick once she moves in with Petez.

 

[annikaguts]

"I don't know who she's trying to fool with her "home-made" shtick. Someone her size and with her history of overeating shouldn't be having any kind of fried potatoes period. "

- Word. And she has an air fryer. It's so fucking easy to make an air fried potato with just a spritz of oil. Delicious. Easy. Cheap. Keep the skin on and you get fiber and potassium. She's so fucking lazy.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I took the liberty to archive the restaurant's bio as well as the restaurant's photo album because it is too fucking funny to let disappear.
Another part of the bio that is noteworthy,

 

[A borscht-on]

I don't speak fluent Chantal quite yet, but I think "homemade" in her vernacular means "anything that is not put into a huge commercial fryolator by adolescents wearing uniforms and visors."

 

[Jack Awful]

I don't speak fluent Chantal quite yet, but I think "homemade" in her vernacular means "anything that is not put into a huge commercial fryolator by adolescents wearing uniforms and visors."

I thought she were just called "home made" on the menu at the restuarant they bought them from.

 

[Reverend]

I took the liberty to archive the restaurant's bio as well as the restaurant's photo album because it is too fucking funny to let disappear.
Another part of the bio that is noteworthy,
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Holy fuck. English is not even CLOSE to being their 3rd language. Did their site have a cursor icon that left a particle trail as you moved across it or play a shockwave video? Please tell me there was a RealPlayer video on the site...

 

[gurutopics]

Dang, the place where Chantel ate those homemade potatoes is pretty close by to where I live. The restaurant is called Tangerine Pizza. Their food is actually pretty bomb! Most likely that's in the same hood where Peetz lives, and probably around the same location they will end up moving in together. Nobody really goes out of their way to eat at this pizza joint unless you live in the neighborhood. It's a complete "hole in a wall" type of restaurant. I have a feeling I'm going to have another Chantel sighting soon.

Edited just to say: scrolling back a page on this forum I now see you guys discovered the restaurant name, so sorry for the repetitive information on the restaurants name.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Dang, the place where Chantel ate those homemade potatoes is pretty close by to where I live. The restaurant is called Tangerine Pizza. Their food is actually pretty bomb! Most likely that's in the same hood where Peetz lives, and probably around the same location they will end up moving in together. Nobody really goes out of their way to eat at this pizza joint unless you live in the neighborhood. It's a complete "hole in a wall" type of restaurant. I have a feeling I'm going to have another Chantel sighting soon.

Edited just to say: scrolling back a page on this forum I now see you guys discovered the restaurant name, so sorry for the repetitive information on the restaurants name.

I noticed the bio said pet friendly.... how does that work? Do many people actually bring their pets? Sounds awful lol

I guess if people can bring along their pet pigs thatll help business... I'm sure they'll love peetz and chantal becoming regulars, lol

Edit, this place looks really nice! And look at that caaaat omg hes posing!♡

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

I noticed the bio said pet friendly.... how does that work? Do many people actually bring their pets? Sounds awful lol

I guess if people can bring along their pet pigs thatll help business... I'm sure they'll love peetz and chantal becoming regulars, lol

Edit, this place looks really nice! And look at that caaaat omg hes posing!♡
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Thats definitely against Ontario health code (animals aren't even allowed on patios), but this spot looks like they don't care much about health code violations...yum.

 

[THOTto]

Trying hard to think of something on a fast food menu that is more disgusting than a Wendy's baked potato with chili.

McDonald’s once served spaghetti and a “91% fat free burger” that was injected with seaweed and water. Taco Bell had a seafood salad and ‘Mountain dew Am’ which was a mix of orange juice and Mountain Dew and of course the KFC double down.

I’m so glad I dug that post back up, never expected it to come to this. The damage control is amazing. The over correction is a beautiful, beautiful thing (unlike Chantal) and her inability to follow the most basic instructions is always gold. I hope she enjoys having another drop for noncompliant behavior on her record when her doctor gets fed up.

Pretty soon that tray will just be up to her eyes. This breakup has become a great comeback, just when I thought she wasn’t going to be able to keep up with Fat Amy too.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

McDonald’s once served spaghetti and a “91% fat free burger” that was injected with seaweed and water. Taco Bell had a seafood salad and ‘Mountain dew Am’ which was a mix of orange juice and Mountain Dew and of course the KFC double down.

McDonalds sells spaghetti in the Phillipines and seaweed burgers and fries in Singapore. If Chantal lost weight, or purchased three airline seats, she could do an Asian Mcbang. Guess she has to settle for mixing OJ and Mountain Dew in the DIY drink machine at Wendys.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

We know for a fact she didn't log it all. After all she was at Tangerine Pizza earlier that same day, having those "homemade" potatoes (as an obvious side to whatever greasy main entree she selected). There's two different Instagram posts showing she was there and eating with Peetz while "apartment hunting". She seems to have entirely "forgotten" to account for that meal--probably because it would put her way over the top on her macros for the day and she knows it. Chantal lies.

I absofuckinglutely agree. There is no way she went to this place and ONLY had a plate of potatoes and a grape soda.

Spoiler: View Tangerine Pizza Menu

 

[thejackal]

Jesus that place is basically Chantal's heaven. Grease of every variety.

 

[THOTto]

I don’t trust places that serve pizza and seafood. Sounds like asking for food poisoning.

 

[Burger King]

Jesus christ that restaurant is expensive. looks like a fucking dump too.