Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Montage]

Fat Amy couldn't lie her way out of a paper bag

Yeah but she’d probably eat it.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I'm not one to sperg about how one chooses to raise their kids...

However, I am one to sperg about stupid justifications for stupid things...

She claims she raises her children to be individualists or something to that effect, so if they wanna look like they just crawled out of a jungle, then more power to them. They needn't wear shoes in freezing weather because Amy only wears flip flops in freezing weather. Besides, only a virus makes you sick, not the cold itself (memo to Amy: ever hear of 'exposure', 'frostbite', 'hypothermia'?) Her house is a pigsty because they live in it, unlike those with clean homes who evidently live in the streets or something. All of these excuses from a 450 pound illiterate, grifting slob with a fucked-up attitude, who thinks people dislike her because she is overweight.

So much for kiwifarms making her laugh because we are so pathetic and stupid. Now she's falling into the trap of making videos for us rather than her viewers; so far, almost every fatty lolcow and many lolcows of other varieties have fallen into the same trap, and not all of them ever fully recover...

Amy is one of the lowest-IQ lolcows kiwifarms follows; it'll be interesting to see how she responds to the kiwifarms presence. With the kneejerk call-the-FBI cards already played, she'll have to think with more complexity. Will she hit on the smartest answer (ignore us) or will we get a few more vids of crazy, slow-thunk justifications and threats? I'm betting on the latter.

 

[XLCoffin]

Stop mocking Amy or you will not be qualified to win a 50 pound gift card.

 

[Furiosa]

Y’all got the jihaad on you. I can’t help but fill That Amy always wanted haydur attention..it’s probably the reason months ago she made a video gunning for Chantal and Amberlynn she wants the views $$$

 

[Punkinsplice]

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Check your own fax!!

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i didn't say that! Wish i did, though. And all of it is pretty much out of context. Love that she included those of us there in spirit! Edit : Notice the screenshots she shared were posts made after her eroneous claims that we were making death threats, and even those were quoted without the context that indicates we were making fun of her false allegations.

 

[Death Grip]

Dis whatever it is does not understand sarcastic humour...

 

[XLCoffin]

It’s Christmas and all, so I wanted to provide a special video of Amy working out with all of her gorls.

Half naked feral kids featured at the 2:16 mark.

 

[Barbarella]

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Amy-0

 

[THOTto]

Apparently the Farms is some kind of Illuminati. All this time I thought it was just another shitpost site where we can say what everyone is thinking, but can use words like "nigger", "faggot", "cunt", and "bitch". I had no idea we were "jealous a-holes" going after the kidses. Because everyone wants to be 500lbs with feral kids, a visa hubby, a hot dog eating obese skunk, and having to wipe with a rag on a stick. #lifegoals

They're just jealous we can say in good faith they a bunch of cunty niggerfaggots and they can’t say anything back to us on that level. Cry more fatties, then you might lose some “water weight”.

Edit: I just saw she used my quote as a death threat, you all know where this is going.

double edit:

 

[olybinewski]

@2:03 it took me half a moment to realize Amy wasn't dressed as a penguin on purpose.

She makes poor hijab styling choices. And literally every other life choice.

 

[marjoram]

Quite a reach Fat Amy's got there--with her tubby T-rex arms. How she thought this "death threats!!!!" bullshit would fly when all anyone has to do is READ THE THREAD is beyond me. Just goes to point up what a lying, drama mongering, fattard Fat Amy rilly, rilly is.
Amy would LOVE to be important enough for anyone to bother with her; her kidses are too busy chewing the furniture legs and Ali is too busy fucking his side skunk.

Merry Christmas my lovely autists.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

But Amy, I got my ticket and I'm currently flying to your house as we speak

 

[ricecake]

Amy, learn to take a joke. I have no interest in kidnapping your ugly, filthy, feral, squawking half-breed children. If I wanted children I would at least kidnap white ones.

Your not gonna get out of this motherhood thing so easily.

Now I have a Mooslem death curse on me all for joking with my internet pals.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

It’s Christmas and all, so I wanted to provide a special video of Amy working out with all of her gorls.

Half naked feral kids featured at the 2:16 mark.

I thought the yellow thing on her head was a rubber ducky.

I've never seen someone be so lazy with a hijab. Even the crazy Canadian girl who went to Japan and got kicked out of Japan wasn't this bad with her hijab and she always looks so horrible.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Amy, learn to take a joke. I have no interest in kidnapping your ugly, filthy, feral, squawking half-breed children. If I wanted children I would at least kidnap white ones.

Your not gonna get out of this motherhood thing so easily.

Now I have a Mooslem death curse on me all for joking with my internet pals.

I wouldn't worry about that curse. Real curse casting requires a lot of effort, dexterity, and physical movement, amy can't touch her toes. You are safe.
Plus I have magical wards digitally set up to ensnare any voodoo a cow would attempt to hex the farms or its members.


It's always funny when a cow learns of the super secret cabal of the kiwifarms. We are such a colossal threat through our policies of non involvement and lack of censorship. We are the evil place where someone can call you a cuntfag and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Here's a comments digest of no one believing Amy's bullshit.

Spoiler: liar liar hijab on fire

In light of ""death threats"" and in interest of her children's ""safety"" she hasn't deleted a single video in which they appear. Also interested to see if she scraped off the tard tape on the crapperwagon screaming out her YT channel. In the interest of safety, of course.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Oh oh,

I foresee an angry green card seeking, ditch pig loving, mooslim husband chimpout incoming!!

 

[Spastic Colon]

I wouldn't worry about that curse. Real curse casting requires a lot of effort, dexterity, and physical movement, amy can't touch her toes. You are safe.
Plus I have magical wards digitally set up to ensnare any voodoo a cow would attempt to hex the farms or its members.


It's always funny when a cow learns of the super secret cabal of the kiwifarms. We are such a colossal threat through our policies of non involvement and lack of censorship. We are the evil place where someone can call you a cuntfag and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it!

I've got my evil eye amulet. I'm totally protected. I also wear a necklace with the Arabic symbol for God. So, let Muslim lady bring it. Allah loves me ❤

 

[Pepper Jack]

I am really disappointed that Amy didn't sperg out about my name. I guess I should have tried harder.

 

[Eglantine]

It’s Christmas and all, so I wanted to provide a special video of Amy working out with all of her gorls.

That was beautiful, particularly that well-timed fart. Was slightly disappointed you didn't draw in the hijabs for pre-muslim Amy, though.