Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

As several posters have observed...I utterly believe he is in fact a Wendigo.
I'm so glad that I'm currently being taught about proper marinades.
His uncooked poultry is beyond horrifying.
Does he even...sanitize his hands/utensils?

 

[Skeletor]

He described them removing it temporarily to do something to whatever is under it then presumably reattaching it.

Modern medicine is pretty amazing if you think about it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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You got it!

I pray they have to amputate your foot.

 

[Aaway]

its been a few days since his surgery and he hasn't even posted on FB

he's not gonna film anything new for a long time

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

hahahaha GUYS THIS CHANNEL HAS COST HIM AN ARM AND A LEG!!!!!

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

One armed YouTuber makes the horror salad unleashed by soon to be one footed YouTuber.

He actually tried it. Mad lad, hope he won't die from food poisoning.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

hahahaha GUYS THIS CHANNEL HAS COST HIM AN ARM AND A LEG!!!!!

Totally worth it! "Fame" is one helluva rush man!

 

[Adamska]

I would!

One armed YouTuber makes the horror salad unleashed by soon to be one footed YouTuber.

I'm not surprised it tastes like shit, because this is basically fusing two jello salads into one horrid mass. He did get the stages wrong and boiled it too hard, but fuck that this was never going to taste good.

 

[Aaway]

i hope aunt myrna is burning in hell for that crime against humanity

 

[feral cat #6385]

i hope aunt myrna is burning in hell for that crime against humanity

Other than smelling like toxic chemicals while making it. It's minimally edible. I made it for a Pot Luck for work. Was very disappointed.

 

[FitBitch]

This shit looks like it crawled out of the 70's to remind us of our decade of sin against decency.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Other than smelling like toxic chemicals while making it. It's minimally edible. I made it for a Pot Luck for work. Was very disappointed.

Do you hate your coworkers?

 

[Marissa Moira]

This shit looks like it crawled out of the 70's to remind us of our decade of sin against decency.

Nah what Jack tried to make dates back to the 1950's.

Aspic and cream cheese were very common to use back then for ingredients. Aspic got replaced by Jello due to Jello being far more commonly available.

There was a shrimp jello flavor specifically for making seafood jello dishes.



This is the closest I could find to what the party cheese salad was originally intended to look like from the Ancient Food Texts of The Boomers. Jack substituted tomatoes for pimentos.

There is a party dip recipe hat calls for multiple kinds of peppers, celery, cream cheese, and assorted kinds of shredded cheese but it lacks jello and cool whip.

But yeah go dig up 1950's aspic or jello recipes, everything is some edible lovecraftian horror show.

The Jello Sangria Mountain Ring is probably the only thing I would consider making.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Do you hate your coworkers?

With a fiery passion.

 

[Aaway]

some more insight from fat fuck himself into what's going on with his foot

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

some more insight from fat fuck himself into what's going on with his foot

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Dangers of being an athlete I guess.

 

[feral cat #6385]

some more insight from fat fuck himself into what's going on with his foot

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This will make him get even fatter and lead to stroke number three. This is going to be glorious. Imagine Cooking With Jack with Jack on a life support machine.

 

[Marissa Moira]

How much Hospital food do you think Jack is eating right now?

 

[Shambler]

How much Hospital food do you think Jack is eating right now?

way to much

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

How much Hospital food do you think Jack is eating right now?

way to much

All of it.