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Especially since she thinks all she needs to do is just whip them out. Tits without sexiness are just tits. Like someone sunbathing topless on a beach or something. I feel like a doctor looking at them like "yep, looks normal okay?"

She's photoshopping out her veins now.

Which was the most interesting part of her boobs.
 
She's doing the nose in the air thing. Next surgery will be rhinoplasty. She's not Jimmy Durante tier, but she has a schnoz.
She will not touch the sandbags because she gets compliments from her paypigs with a feeder fetish.
I for one don't want her cancelled. Watching self delusion spiral into obscurity is akin to freebasing the finest coke. I want her to keep buying Gucci trinkets (because she can't fit into their clothes), all the trips to Japan, buy all the friends, and chemically reduce her hair to nothing. She's shit with money and will have nothing to show for it, like most of these e-celebs.

Some people masterbate to porn, my fetish is schadenfreude.
 
Sure, but she's been banging the "lewds not nudes" drum so long that I think it'll be hard to back away from it.

Plus, cheap sleazy pun.
Wasn't "lewds not nudes" another cosplayer's thing and she stole it and renamed it "lewds before nudes"? I forgot which one but I remember that cosplayer's friend got pissed at Moo and called her out on it.
 
Her sad sacks are awful but this is the slippery slope of thottery. Pasties no longer cut it after a while, especially when we saw her full frontal nude by “accident” during her cam shows a while back. It’s only a matter of time before she starts shlicking on camera, probably just a few months away.
 
Her sad sacks are awful but this is the slippery slope of thottery. Pasties no longer cut it after a while, especially when we saw her full frontal nude by “accident” during her cam shows a while back. It’s only a matter of time before she starts shlicking on camera, probably just a few months away.
I'll say within the next month and a half.
 
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All I can think about is the crowd in the background staring in confusion while this fat bitch is on all fours in the snow attempting to shove her gigantic ass into a camera as the cameraman snaps hundreds of photos as she squeals in delight.

It must have been hilarious to watch from the sidelines.
 
All I can think about is the crowd in the background staring in confusion while this fat bitch is on all fours in the snow attempting to shove her gigantic ass into a camera as the cameraman snaps hundreds of photos as she squeals in delight.

It must have been hilarious to watch from the sidelines.

Or disgusting if you could see the threads tearing to reveal cellulite cottage cheese ass and the stank of an unwashed cunt.
 
Especially since she thinks all she needs to do is just whip them out. Tits without sexiness are just tits. Like someone sunbathing topless on a beach or something. I feel like a doctor looking at them like "yep, looks normal okay?"

It's interesting to me because when the video starts she's actually doing something pretty common for a good cam girl: laughing and looking like she's having fun. Even the button fumble could be cute and exciting to the right audience, and played up. And then no tease, no flair, nothing, just yanks them out for inspection and immediately goes cold dead fish face like in every single non nude she's ever taken. It's really startling to watch how quickly she gets bored and doesn't try to hide it. It's so clinical and gross. She truly has no idea how eroticism works. She's just wandering around going "herr derr titties" and thinking that's it.

You don't have to be hot to make it as a cam girl but if you're not, you've got to know how to project fun and sexy and that bored dead fish face ain't it.
 
It's interesting to me because when the video starts she's actually doing something pretty common for a good cam girl: laughing and looking like she's having fun. Even the button fumble could be cute and exciting to the right audience, and played up. And then no tease, no flair, nothing, just yanks them out for inspection and immediately goes cold dead fish face like in every single non nude she's ever taken. It's really startling to watch how quickly she gets bored and doesn't try to hide it. It's so clinical and gross. She truly has no idea how eroticism works. She's just wandering around going "herr derr titties" and thinking that's it.

You don't have to be hot to make it as a cam girl but if you're not, you've got to know how to project fun and sexy and that bored dead fish face ain't it.

Believe me, I've seen some pretty nasty looking people somehow manage to become sexah/or at least get a spouse because they make up for their unfortunate looks by having attractive personalities and generally being charming. Moomoo can't be half assed to make a somewhat appealing personality because that would require her to be somewhat smart and a little bit of effort.
 
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