Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[kim foxx]

He is definitely the bravest man I know on youtube, having gotten botulism once from his adventurous eating

 

[Ilmseil]

Jesus man, I've gotten legit food poisoning once, while I was in high school. Like 15 years ago and I still remember the pure agony, nonstop squirting out of both ends for days. I can't imagine getting actual fucking botulism like some kind of middle eastern dictator chemical weapons victim.

Can someone post the source material or posts from the thread? I absolutely believe the fruit loop brigade would hate this guy because he didn't abase himself to known terrorist Nelson Mandela but I could use some lols right now.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Look if they can't find a reason to hate something that exists outside their circles, they'll think long and hard trying to find something that can justify their hatred.

The goon hivemind has decided that Alton Brown should be unpersoned based on a single unsourced anonymous blog post accusing him of saying some mildly racist things at a live event years ago.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The goon hivemind has decided that Alton Brown should be unpersoned based on a single unsourced anonymous blog post accusing him of saying some mildly racist things at a live event years ago.

He used the word Prowlers IIRC and it was about home defense and gun ownership, goons immediately said Prowlers=Black People which meant Brown was a racist.

 

[kim foxx]

lol Alton Brown is the most boring Whole Foods shopper of all time, hardly someone worth flying off the handle and accusing of being a race war supporter

 

[X Prime]

I need links to these Alton Brown posts, I can't believe it.

The only thing I remember from eons past is goons saying he is a Baptist.

 

[Pissmaster]

I'm not surprised at all these unpersonings. Even before the troon takeover, SA goons always had this "We're the only ones you should listen to" sort of mantra about them. I remember shitposting ages ago about Epic Rap Battles of History when that was new and getting some really weird hate out of them.

 

[break these cuffs]

Eh, Cyrano's alright, he probates people who come to shit up TFR and also at the same time got rid of a bunch of the more annoying bad posters/people who were disturbingly racist. It's kinda nice having a gun forum where everyone doesn't post like they have an IQ of 75 and are all hopped up on whiskey and/or meth.

Just soy and horsepiss. I'd rather post on arfcom.

 

[Ilmseil]

Just soy and horsepiss. I'd rather post on arfcom.

TFR is the equivalent of those "antifa trainers" who claim their members "are held to the same combat readiness as Navy SEALs" bc they meet up to jog a half mile on the beach and some light calisthenics, then do "hand to hand training" with Billy Blank's Tae Bo. Tons of posts I've seen about how the brave antifa people need to be armed to the teeth, inexplicably contradicting their core commandment creed that everyone must be forcibly disarmed by the government.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

He used the word Prowlers IIRC and it was about home defense and gun ownership, goons immediately said Prowlers=Black People which meant Brown was a racist.

I was referring to a live appearance he made in 2011 or 2012 or something where he allegedly described someone in the audience as his 'token black fan' or something like that. It didn't happen, of course, but all goons needed was a literal anonymous Wordpress blog to give them an excuse to start screeching about eeeeevil xtians etc.

Goons also flipped their shit (not as much as above, but still) when they found out that he carries a gun when he goes on the road/takes to the skies in his plane.

 

[AnOminous]

He used the word Prowlers IIRC and it was about home defense and gun ownership, goons immediately said Prowlers=Black People which meant Brown was a racist.

This sounds like the thing where SJWs immediately think of black people whenever a gorilla or a monkey gets mentioned, then accuse someone else of being a racist when they're the ones being racist.

 

[Marissa Moira]

This sounds like the thing where SJWs immediately think of black people whenever a gorilla or a monkey gets mentioned, then accuse someone else of being a racist when they're the ones being racist.

It's almost as if stereotypes enforce themselves.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

He is definitely the bravest man I know on youtube, having gotten botulism once from his adventurous eating

Nigger ate a 110 year old beef ration from the boer war..

 

[Blimp]

FYAD are back

The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

HOL UP THAT FORUMID, it's actually a new, clean-slate FYAD, FYAD classic was archived, and the thread that speedballed this shit was gassed, the only thing that made it was popular megathreads. You should probably start archiving your favorite threads/posts if you have any, because this probably won't last once they figure out how to delete it entirely without breaking everything, as people are still complaining that the doxable content still exists

The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

Anyway, you can tell this is some major last-minute jank in an attempt to make everyone happy for now, while fixing shit as they go. Flags are broken, your postcount goes up, no apes (the ability to get the apes up there - let alone flags - without breaking shit after the board revamp absolutely confused admins for the longest time, no joke), and some themes are broken. There's a good chance this was all done because FYAD the forum in 2019 resembles FYAD the forum from like 2002 code-wise, meaning nobody who can code wanted to help, and a new forum just means it's unofficially just a grey forum with FYAD's stylesheet, but grey forum rules and IK neutering, i.e. no more chainprobing invaders, also



Everyone obnoxious will be watching like a hawk now, and with a good majority of the regulars either probed or banned, this is probably how you kill a subforum

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

lol troon nazis. That's what they've become, fucking fascists with their dicks cut off and fake titties.

 

[northstar747]

lol troon nazis. That's what they've become, fucking fascists with their dicks cut off and fake titties.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

also lol no one will be happy

 

[Ghostse]

FYAD are back

The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

HOL UP THAT FORUMID, it's actually a new, clean-slate FYAD, FYAD classic was archived, and the thread that speedballed this shit was gassed, the only thing that made it was popular megathreads. You should probably start archiving your favorite threads/posts if you have any, because this probably won't last once they figure out how to delete it entirely without breaking everything, as people are still complaining that the doxable content still exists

The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

Anyway, you can tell this is some major last-minute jank in an attempt to make everyone happy for now, while fixing shit as they go. Flags are broken, your postcount goes up, no apes (the ability to get the apes up there - let alone flags - without breaking shit after the board revamp absolutely confused admins for the longest time, no joke), and some themes are broken. There's a good chance this was all done because FYAD the forum in 2019 resembles FYAD the forum from like 2002 code-wise, meaning nobody who can code wanted to help, and a new forum just means it's unofficially just a grey forum with FYAD's stylesheet, but grey forum rules and IK neutering, i.e. no more chainprobing invaders, also

View attachment 1069020

Everyone obnoxious will be watching like a hawk now, and with a good majority of the regulars either probed or banned, this is probably how you kill a subforum

Nigga...why?

 

[Manah]

QCS is still closed which I find vastly more amusing than the watered down fyad thing.

He used the word Prowlers IIRC and it was about home defense and gun ownership, goons immediately said Prowlers=Black People which meant Brown was a racist.

c'mon SA I thought you were supposed to be a fan of brown people.

 

[Blimp]

This is the mother of all cherries-on-top in this situation



They brought back fucking RALP (gay) to handle this, dusting Ralp off was seriously part of their master plan to reboot FYAD like they did GBS, and he's probably only gotten worse since his Trump toxx meltdown in 2016. This has to be some sort of passive-aggressive "STOP FUCKING POSTING HERE" message from Lowtax and co.

 

[Cryogonal]

Wait, I thought Ralp was one of the admins who was arrested for being a pedophile?