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I don't have any sympathy for them. It's the easiest thing in the fucking world for them to look up their son anytime day or night and find out what sort of nonsense he's up to and what sort of person he is. It's been a matter of minutes for years now. Whether they've done it or not, or for whatever reason they have or haven't, they're still choosing to support and enable him. For all any of us know they're both 100% in his corner. If they're able to feel enough for it to eat at them, they've earned every moment of it.
Oh don't take this as pity, mind you! Just looking at the fact that Phil's parents are pathetic to allow this kind of shit to happen. They have a son who's damn near 40 years old and is begging to children while a $100K debt hangs over his head. They're failures as parents. But if I was in their position, I'd kiss the end of a fucking shotgun.
 
I don't have any sympathy for them. It's the easiest thing in the fucking world for them to look up their son anytime day or night and find out what sort of nonsense he's up to and what sort of person he is. It's been a matter of minutes for years now. Whether they've done it or not, or for whatever reason they have or haven't, they're still choosing to support and enable him. For all any of us know they're both 100% in his corner. If they're able to feel enough for it to eat at them, they've earned every moment of it.
I hope all this leeching off his parents money in turn means there will be nothing there for inheritance.
No house, no money. All this because he HAD to buy two homes in the span of 5 years and move across country.
 
I hope all this leeching off his parents money in turn means there will be nothing there for inheritance.
No house, no money. All this because he HAD to buy two homes in the span of 5 years and move across country.
Personally, I could subsist on the sour grapes generated by failing YouTubers for a thousand years.
 
Interesting that he didn’t get the hairbrush and other presents he was hoping for besides his boomer calendar.

My girlfriend makes significantly less than me but really went out of her way to get me cheap and affectionate presents consisting of items that I wanted a few months ago and didn’t have the time to buy (or simply forgot). Went a long way in showing me that she listened to what I say and to a certain extent cares of what I have to say as well.

Bet you Phil tried the same thing with Khet by casually mentioning how he needs a brush and other items he was hoping to get but didn’t get them. To me it seems she doesn’t give a shit about him and appears just as selfish and self-centered as she did when she came on stream.

Good, Phil deserves to be in a loveless relationship.
Being trapped in a loveless relationship is a fitting punishment for the pigroach.
 
Interesting that he didn’t get the hairbrush and other presents he was hoping for besides his boomer calendar.

My girlfriend makes significantly less than me but really went out of her way to get me cheap and affectionate presents consisting of items that I wanted a few months ago and didn’t have the time to buy (or simply forgot). Went a long way in showing me that she listened to what I say and to a certain extent cares of what I have to say as well.

Bet you Phil tried the same thing with Khet by casually mentioning how he needs a brush and other items he was hoping to get but didn’t get them. To me it seems she doesn’t give a shit about him and appears just as selfish and self-centered as she did when she came on stream.

Good, Phil deserves to be in a loveless relationship.

Almost reminds me of the breaking bad scene where Walter is expecting a surprise birthday party all day and totally cannot see the obvious: everyone literally hates Walter - same goes for Dave.

The fact he was probs grinning to himself ready to open his faggy hairbrush which never materialised makes me grin in turn.
 
I don't have any sympathy for them. It's the easiest thing in the fucking world for them to look up their son anytime day or night and find out what sort of nonsense he's up to and what sort of person he is. It's been a matter of minutes for years now. Whether they've done it or not, or for whatever reason they have or haven't, they're still choosing to support and enable him. For all any of us know they're both 100% in his corner. If they're able to feel enough for it to eat at them, they've earned every moment of it.
They're a different generation... I'm Phil's age, a single child and my parents are loner friendless losers without much family like the Burnell household seems to be... they're so clueless about anything to do online despite giving them computers and they have good internet access. I'd bet they honestly have no idea about anything Phil does online.

Phil is also certainly meek and passive around them, just saying what they want to hear. We know what a beta bitch Phil is. They probably think he's a good son that's made some mistakes in life.
 
I don't think anyone has talked about this here yet. Kat got Phil a desk calender as we all know. The calender this year features pictures of birds.

You may ask yourself, "Why birds? When has Phil ever talked about his love of birdwatching?" Well in reality, (Kat somehow thinks) Phil loves birds. You see, they even had a birdfeeder on their porch. Sadly, they had to remove the birdfeeder due to the rat infestation epidemic. Phil apparently has rats.
 
They're a different generation... I'm Phil's age, a single child and my parents are loner friendless losers without much family like the Burnell household seems to be... they're so clueless about anything to do online despite giving them computers and they have good internet access. I'd bet they honestly have no idea about anything Phil does online.

Phil is also certainly meek and passive around them, just saying what they want to hear. We know what a beta bitch Phil is. They probably think he's a good son that's made some mistakes in life.
If I'm bailing my adult kid out of an unpaid mortgage or his tax issues (or any other reason I might be cutting him a check for four figures) I'm looking into why the fuck he needs it. Mainly because I want to be sure he's not ten large in the hole to some loan shark that's gonna shake him down for more once he realizes he's paying out or shank him when he doesn't come up with the rest of the money, but I don't think that's a generational thing, that's a Good Parenting thing.

The second question should have been, "why do you need this money?" and it should have come immediately after, "is everything okay?" which is why I throw them right under the same bus where Phil belongs. Either they're ignorant/apathetic, in which case they're enabling him, or they've know for a long time...in which case they're enabling him. I don't think it would have been too hard a line to follow if they'd just started asking questions and looking around. That's all we do and we uncovered a Dutch couple trying to catfish him. A few boomers holding Phil's financial salvation in the palms of their hands would have no trouble getting the truth out of his mouth.
 
I don't think anyone has talked about this here yet. Kat got Phil a desk calender as we all know. The calender this year features pictures of birds.

You may ask yourself, "Why birds? When has Phil ever talked about his love of birdwatching?" Well in reality, (Kat somehow thinks) Phil loves birds. You see, they even had a birdfeeder on their porch. Sadly, they had to remove the birdfeeder due to the rat infestation epidemic. Phil apparently has rats.
Its funny cause i was watching a recent tevin video where dsp talked about getting calendars from Lana.... Lee... Lea... I forgot her name... Anyway, tevin said he hopes dsp will get a calendar from kat.
 
I don't think anyone has talked about this here yet. Kat got Phil a desk calender as we all know. The calender this year features pictures of birds.

You may ask yourself, "Why birds? "


Why she got a bird calendar for Phil?

Simple, because she wants to flip a bird at Phil every month since DSP is too lazy to turn the page himself
 
Its funny cause i was watching a recent tevin video where dsp talked about getting calendars from Lana.... Lee... Lea... I forgot her name... Anyway, tevin said he hopes dsp will get a calendar from kat.
A calendar is such an ironic gift for Phil. Why does he need to know what day it is apart from when he needs to take several hours to wheel out and wheel in the garbage? Every day and week and month and year is exactly the same for him. It'd be like getting a day planner for a prisoner.
 
A calendar is such an ironic gift for Phil. Why does he need to know what day it is apart from when he needs to take several hours to wheel out and wheel in the garbage? Every day and week and month and year is exactly the same for him. It'd be like getting a day planner for a prisoner.

He needs it for writing up the upcoming games. ITS AN EQUIPMENT FOR HIS BUSINESS and he cant bother to get it himself.
 
A calendar is such an ironic gift for Phil. Why does he need to know what day it is apart from when he needs to take several hours to wheel out and wheel in the garbage? Every day and week and month and year is exactly the same for him. It'd be like getting a day planner for a prisoner.
He has trash day written on his dry erase weekly calender in his kitchen. "Wednesday - take out trash. Thursday - bring in trash"

He needs it for writing up the upcoming games. ITS AN EQUIPMENT FOR HIS BUSINESS and he cant bother to get it himself.
His gaming schedule is written on his giant yearly wall calender.

He has no real need for a another calender. He has his meals and appointments on the kitchen calender. Game release dates and his schedule on the wall calender. The date is easily found on either his laptop which is right in front of him or on his phone which is also always right next to him.
 
The bird calendar for Christmas sounds to me like a $5 gift bought in a Walmart, the fact it's not some cheesy videogame themed one suggests that Kat really did stop giving a shit or perhaps trying her best to show Phil how fucking little she cares that she bought him some cheap tat out of spite than just nothing at all.
 
The bird calendar for Christmas sounds to me like a $5 gift bought in a Walmart, the fact it's not some cheesy videogame themed one suggests that Kat really did stop giving a shit or perhaps trying her best to show Phil how fucking little she cares that she bought him some cheap tat out of spite than just nothing at all.
Can you blame Kat for not caring enough to put thought into her gift? Last year she bought him a brand new electric razor. Phil would go days without shaving because his razor was old and broken. So she gets him a new "not top of the line but also not cheap" model. He proceeded to only shave like once a week. Why? Because now "shaving hurts his face".

So he lied to Kat about not shaving because it was the razor's fault. She fixed that by buying him a new one. Then he lied about an electric shaver hurting his face. Why buy him am $80 hair brush when he doesn't care enough about his appearance or hygiene to shower daily? Here's an $80 brush so you can put headphones on and mess up your hair. Why buy him slippers when he spends 75% of his day not moving? If your feet are cold, put on some socks.
 
He has trash day written on his dry erase weekly calender in his kitchen. "Wednesday - take out trash. Thursday - bring in trash"


His gaming schedule is written on his giant yearly wall calender.

He has no real need for a another calender. He has his meals and appointments on the kitchen calender. Game release dates and his schedule on the wall calender. The date is easily found on either his laptop which is right in front of him or on his phone which is also always right next to him.

His use of that giant calendar was so bizarre. It was like something a child would do.
 
Well in reality, (Kat somehow thinks) Phil loves birds.
I feel like the more likely scenario is actually:
Well in reality, (Kat somehow thinks) Phil loves birds.
The ol' buy someone something I like, that will actually be more for me than it is for them.
But I guess since he's not allowed to like the things Kat doesn't like (wrestling, Marvel movies, etc.), maybe the opposite is true and he likes everything Kat does now.
I hadn't considered that. Great, thoughtful gift, Kat! 👍

BTW, as far as we know, is the calendar really the only thing Kat got for Phil for Christmas?
 
He needs it for writing up the upcoming games. ITS AN EQUIPMENT FOR HIS BUSINESS and he cant bother to get it himself.
Being from Somaliland I'm not too familiar with US tax law, but would he be able to write gifts off as a business expense? I.e. do you think he'd insist in getting the receipt with any games he was given for christmas so he could write them off for tax purposes?
 
Being from Somaliland I'm not too familiar with US tax law, but would he be able to write gifts off as a business expense? I.e. do you think he'd insist in getting the receipt with any games he was given for christmas so he could write them off for tax purposes?
No.

In fact if he received a really really large gift, like tens of thousands of dollars he would have to pay taxes on the gift.
 
No.

In fact if he received a really really large gift, like tens of thousands of dollars he would have to pay taxes on the gift.
What about any potential gift certificates etc. (Nintendo EShop or whatever it's called) that he later used to purchase games with? Unsure what the consequences would be, but as far as I'm aware the accounts he uses for on his Switch/Playstation are all personal accounts that he just so happens to also use for his business (and would of existed prior to him becoming and admitting his business was a super srs bsns)
 
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