Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

I've long specuated that KM might be the final nail in the coffin. Like maybe a scenerio where LowT shuts down one of her begathons because it competes with his, then he get cancelled for racism. But this looks like it has potential too...

I like the thought of him having one of those Ambien episodes where you wake up and do a bunch of shit that you don't remember later, but in this case, it would involve calling Koalas March a nigger cunt, banning and demodding her, then going off on a 30 post rant about how much he hates trannies.
 
Holy shit it's Hocus, and he's still swinging

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For reference, this was also a collab with Hypnotic and Macbeth/Imageshack (who he then famously torched all bridges with because SA was free advertising) to harvest IP's and own SASS posters totally stealing goon credit cards. The most damage it did was make Lowtax look like an idiot in QCS, because all it did to SASS was reveal D-tier posters like Poofainter were Z-tier GBS posters who still used Imageshack

DIGG FRAUD


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When people complained this was actually a really bad thing, he doubled-down and changed the privacy policy to read:

"We may share data with the following third parties: WHOEVER WE FEEL LIKE. IF A RANDOM BUM OFF THE STREET WANDERS IN HERE, WE'LL PROBABLY GIVE HIM YOUR IP ADDRESS IN EXCHANGE FOR A HAND JOB. These third parties will use the information as follows: EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL."
 
Lowtax says his mom *just* got diagnosed with leukemia but it seems like he’s been bitching about his mom spending his inheritance on leukemia treatments for years now.
anyone who gets involved with this loser is a moron. “Despite the fact that I’ve made hundreds of thousands if not millions off this website I don’t actually do anything therefore anything bad can’t be my fault.”
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“but if something good happens it’s totally because of me so you should give me a cut“
 
lmao "I don't want to have to explain goatse!"

Explain goatse


explain


goatse



"well you see, in 1994 a man prolapsed his asshole to mythical proportions..."

Was he really filled with anxiety and terror over the infinitesimally small prospect that one day he might have to take on the awesome responsibility of being the goatsplainer?

these faggots are unbearable even to themselves. No wonder they kill themselves after having a single moment of clarity and realizing mutilating their genitalia and putting a wig and dress on doesn't actually make them women, despite the other troons insisting they are pretty little princesses.

Ugh look a man stretched his asshole wide and he was wearing a ring when he did it. Look its gross and I don't really want to explain it. Anyway, as I was saying, I am currenty saving up $30,000 so a thai surgeon can cut open my scrotum, remove my testicles, and then slice my penis in half lengthwise so he can invert it, and using my scrotum and a piece of my colon make a fuckable orifice that I will have to daily insert what ammounts to a medical dildo to stretch it out and keep it from healing closed. I fucking love telling people this process, so let me explain it exacting detail.
 
Barnacle Jim got permabanned after he kept swirlieing Ralp and slammed the lid.
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