Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Jaded Optimist]

She's dropping some awesome truth bombs. Will Andrew listen? Of course not!

 

[Baby Yoda]

She's dropping some awesome truth bombs. Will Andrew listen? Of course not!

Probably not, but who knows?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

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This was recent. And its the old girlfriend. The one before Melinda aka Tamar. Andrew tried to reach out to her again, but she wasnt having any of it. She is apparently just as insane as Tamar is btw.

I have edited out what she said to remove the blatant lies and utter falsehoods:

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Get a therapist.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

a therapist.

Which is it. A or the. Make up your mind. Haha

 

[break these cuffs]

I have edited out what she said to remove the blatant lies and utter falsehoods:

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You should just start kidnapping these women tbqh. That way you can have complete control over what they say and do.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

You should just start kidnapping these women tbqh. That way you can have complete control over what they say and do.

I have thought about kidnapping only to have a discussion, but i looked up the penalty and its not worth it

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I have thought about kidnapping only to have a discussion, but i looked up the penalty and its not worth it

More like you're too much of a wimp to go through with it. What sort of love doesn't conquer all?

 

[break these cuffs]

I have thought about kidnapping only to have a discussion

I'm shocked and c'mon, we all know you'd like to get a little spit love in a on a victim who couldn't resist.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I'm shocked and c'mon, we all know you'd like to get a little spit love in a on a victim who couldn't resist.

I only love spit by consent

 

[Begemot]

I only love spit by consent

Uh huh....
I think Tyrone be love spiting on you in jail, soon, son. This looks like you're back to your usual tricks.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Uh huh....
I think Tyrone be love spiting on you in jail, soon, son. This looks like you're back to your usual tricks.

No im simply explaining that i never spit on anyone unless they are ok with it. And other than Lyndsey my first ex, ive never spit on anyone other than myself.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

ive never spit on anyone other than myself

Nigga what?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Nigga what?

"Randy" Andy doesn't seem to know that lube exists.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

"Randy" Andy doesn't seem to know that lube exists.

Not lube. Just on my chest or stomach.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

"Randy" Andy doesn't seem to know that lube exists.

Never assume that Andrew is talking about something that even slightly makes sense.

Not lube. Just on my chest or stomach.

See?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Not lube. Just on my chest or stomach.

But to be clear, it's for the purpose of self-stimulation for sexual arousal, right?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

But to be clear, it's for the purpose of self-stimulation for sexual arousal, right?

To be clear, its for the purpose of mental self-stimulation/sexual-arousal

 

[Baby Yoda]

Not trying to white knight because

To be clear, its for the purpose of mental self-stimulation/sexual-arousal

So whats new with you? Give us an update.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Not trying to white knight because
So whats new with you? Give us an update.

I am turning a new leaf this new year 2020 and will be devoting nyself to God and being a better person. And also good news. due to an unbelievably absurd series of circumstances that multiply the lols even more, I cut Melinda off in October of this year after she bretrayed me again. I havent talked with her since. We were talking as almost friends this summer, when she decided in September to break our peace agreement and go back on our arrangement. Basically my original win back Melinda's friendship plan was going amazingly well this summer 2019, but she was getting too greedy and being unreasonable with me so I had to cut her off. Theres more to this story but I told her if she leaves me alone i wont post the details here. So i have been leaving her alone this entire time since i cut her off in october, but im ready to post the full story if she tries any further monkey business with me. The hope is she leaves me alone forever and i leave her alone forever. Unless however she is willing to apologize to me, cause then id be open to her being in my life again. But otherwise ill never speak to her again that is my intention.