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$400 to sperg about obscure nerdy shit on Twitter every day. Spoony is the main example of why pop culture fags are the most degenerate scum on the Internet.
TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
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"I'm not owned! I'm not owned!" I say as I spend weeks crying in public about how my life is over because my ex-girlfriend blocked me on Twitter.
Sparkletor
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It's like a D&D session. His bard, Tandem is locked deep in the Dungeon of Depression. All his gold is gone. His party has abandoned him. He crashed his wagon and his horses are dead. He has run out of options. He either has to kill himself or woo the Half-Orc "Wart-Face".
What do you do Spoony?
What do you do Spoony?
Curiousmomof1
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Sadly it was the smarter twin she absorbed
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Would anyone care to buy Spoony some new video games in this trying time?
RumblyTumbly
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Nice to know his priorities are in place.
Mortgage? Bills? Nah nah nah, I need to buy me dem games!
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Send him the link to a job board like SnagaJob or Glassdoor. Tell him it's Will Wright's new life simulation game
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Well if they had any decency they'd be contributing something practical to society. Like his brother.
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Both his brothers are better off than him, only one that is nearly as much of a fuck up is his sister, but I think she got out of that years ago.
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Fucking hell, and do a shit pisspoor fucking job at it. You just nailed why I hate these motherfuckers with a passion. Pretty MATI and spergy of me, but fucking A, Spoony has never been told "USE FUCKING GOOGLE YOU FAGGOT" due to his circle ejaculation of diehard likeminded other faggots. Fuckers have their heads so far up their ass in ego that they could have their heads go up their esophagus and round again and still have the gall to say "well I am still correct/right", as Spoony is doing right now.
If there's any lessons to take out of this, random internet passerbys and those with dreams of becoming "pop culture nerd experts", do your fucking homework and go the fuck outside. This is where being an ignorant smug huffling self dick sucking piece of shit basement dweller incel will get you. And as resident monster staring at you from the other side of your computer screen, I will lick your tears and dance in joy at any chance for sadism I get before you get processed through the machine as lolcow beef due if you be an outright fuck up. Don't be a fucking dipshit and pull a Spoony and ruin my fucking day and my hobby with your smug nonchalant dysphoric fuckery if I happen to surf the web.
By the way, I'm pretty late, but I am having a good lol; Spoony's so irrelevant and controversial that even the Final Fantasy Wikia has taken his page off their place:
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RumblyTumbly
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Spoony is the main example I use for why I absolutely will never donate money on Patreon. He is the absolute worst case scenario.
His brother, Miles, is an example of why I will always respect the people who are in law enforcement, the good that they do, and the risks that they take every day they work.
I wonder if there is a part of Miles' that looks at Noah and goes "Look at him whining about all this shit. Does he know the shit I see when I'm at work?"
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So I've noticed I've been in this thread for two years. It's gone from me wondering if he's made a new video to if he's finally killed himself. Most of the biggest changes have happened this year. and within the last six months.
Bob's Ghost
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He was tempting fate with the end of the Ultima 9 review: "We both know how this is going to end". It's so bizarre seeing him complain about how far he'd fallen in that video, compared to where he is now, he may as well of been a member of the Rat Pack.
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I wonder how much his stupid movie goal contributed to this mess. It's like the only goal there and was a bad idea from day 1. I would not be surprised if, on realizing he couldn't do it, he just kinda went in circles unable to own up to his own inability. It's the sort of depressive cycle that isn't unusual. Luckily he doesn't have to worry, he'll never get near that goal in pledges again.
That dog is chill, though. Sure, the world is burning around him, but he's sipping his tea and looking on the bright side. He's like the anti-spoony.
For spoony we need a cartoon where a dog is sitting in a park on a mild, partially cloudy day and screaming in terror because he thinks the whole world is on fire and there's no hope and ohmygod orangeman is coming we're doooooomed...
Silent Observer
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I think Spoony views his hatred of the prequels with contrarian pride. During the Transformers 3 review with Brad, he boasts about how The Phantom Menace was the first movie he ever walked out of. He thinks he's the Nicholai Tesla of Prequel hatred, even though people were complaining about the prequels since AotC.
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I'm surprised how extensive that page was. Also kinda weird to delete a page from a wiki because he's not relevant now, if he was ever relevant enought to have an article then it should stay up for archival purposes even if he stops being relevant. But maybe that's just kiwi logic.
Archive link for people who don't want to look it up themselves:
The Spoony One
Noah Antwiler, also known as The Spoony One or just Spoony, is a popular internet video game and film critic in charge of the website The Spoony Experiment, and a former member of the review site That Guy With The Glasses. Antwiler describes himself as the "[...]terrifying result of a generation...
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wtfNeedSignUp
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I'd say it's more of a variant of the dog writing in his cellphone "This is not fine" while wearing a blank expression, rather than attempt to get out of the encroaching fiery tomb.
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Just now
"Fru17Spr34dk: Spoons how much $ to light up your life? "
...wages are too god damn high these days.
Edit: Oh ye he is grumpy today. Very pissy comments.
Edit again: Fucker just got a 100 $ from this Fru17Spr34dk.
"Fru17Spr34dk: Spoons how much $ to light up your life? "
...wages are too god damn high these days.
Edit: Oh ye he is grumpy today. Very pissy comments.
Edit again: Fucker just got a 100 $ from this Fru17Spr34dk.
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