Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Cold Waffle]

Don't instagram while on drugs, Paige. Aside from the poetic caption and facial expression, I also appreciate her attention to detail through the spot of blood on her shirt and the positioning of her arm so you can see her toobs.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Don't instagram while on drugs, Paige. Aside from the poetic caption and facial expression, I also appreciate her attention to detail through the spot of blood on her shirt and the positioning of her arm so you can see her toobs.
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I can't go to your Christmas party, I have intractable vomiting.

 

[Erica_Kane]

Christmas with Munchies... is Christmas for us. THey can't stand to have anyone else have attention. Your sister is announcing a pregnancy after year of trying, but is she dying of 13 chronic illnesses?!
Your uncle got a clean scan after cancer, but does he have POTS?
Your cousin is getting married, ok whatever, does he have gastroparesis? Did you see the toob?!
Great aunt Mildred is deathly allergic to my dog? Without the service dog I will DIE

 

[eternal dog mongler]

We got your number munchies.

 

[large_farva]

Where would she get that attention and acknowledgement of her long suffering if she didn’t announce it so delicately and discreetly?

I forget sometimes that every single sensation or bodily function must be reported to social media for asspats

We got your number munchies.

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Think they had some mad munchies raging in the comments?

 

[eternal dog mongler]

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Think they had some mad munchies raging in the comments?

Probably. That dude knows three of my tricks but not the best one for diff pseudo-seizures.

Basically you just bust into the room screaming about protecting the airway and they straighten up real quick once the hose comes out.

 

[Titty Figurine]

The name Tiffany Alberts doesn't ring a bell as far as MBPs that have been discussed here go but it's worth mentioning that she's about to eat seven years for poop-lining her son. Something about this feels less like an attempt to kill him and more a desperate act to keep him sick.

Woman sentenced to 7 years for injecting feces into son’s IV during cancer treatment

An Indiana mother accused of injecting fecal matter into her 15-year-old son’s IV bag has been sentenced to seven years in prison. Tiffany Alberts is set to serve five years of probation foll…

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[Punkinsplice]

The name Tiffany Alberts doesn't ring a bell as far as MBPs that have been discussed here go but it's worth mentioning that she's about to eat seven years for poop-lining her son. Something about this feels less like an attempt to kill him and more a desperate act to keep him sick.

Woman sentenced to 7 years for injecting feces into son’s IV during cancer treatment

An Indiana mother accused of injecting fecal matter into her 15-year-old son’s IV bag has been sentenced to seven years in prison. Tiffany Alberts is set to serve five years of probation foll…

wgntv.com

I never could have imagined a real context for the term "poop lining", and I certainly wouldn't dream up a MBP scenario at that. Hopefully this horrible "mom" will experience Eternal Dog Mongler's patented "Get the BIG hose!" Technique™ some time soon while swooning in jail.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

We got your number munchies.

And druggies!

I personally like cold water in the ear for coma, but this may be a good alternative.

 

[medicaidmunch]

Get off the opiates and you might be able to pee and poop. SMH

yeah speaking of pain meds, she keeps mentioning that she’s on a new one but “can’t remember the name.” so why bring it up so many times? In the 2-3 days she has talked about it she could have found the bottle or edited the post to say what it was. it’s probably dilaudid but of course it only helps some of her pain

 

[fearless rascal]

We got your number munchies.

if munchies wanted their eye flushed out quick because there's sand in it you could fake a seizure, no waiting in that stupid waiting room

 

[eternal dog mongler]

And druggies!

I personally like cold water in the ear for coma, but this may be a good alternative.

The sound of an IO drill whirring usually wakes them up.

something something bedside manners

 

[howmanypizzas69]

How is Paige alive??

 

[eternal dog mongler]

How is Paige alive??

She's currently locked in an eternal battle with Cherie to see who can frown the hardest on Instagram

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

She's currently locked in an eternal battle with Cherie to see who can frown the hardest on Instagram

As much as I enjoy skin pickers i don't think anyone can frown for ass pats like sad walrus

 

[Anon666]

yeah speaking of pain meds, she keeps mentioning that she’s on a new one but “can’t remember the name.” so why bring it up so many times? In the 2-3 days she has talked about it she could have found the bottle or edited the post to say what it was. it’s probably dilaudid but of course it only helps some of her pain

She probably can’t remember because she is starving herself in order to actually be underweight, which she keeps weirdly claiming to be. She really must be surrounded by so many “yes men” that she doesn’t understand how ridiculous her “symptoms” are. Her weight is perfectly normal and there is zero sign of muscle wastage so she will need to try harder to get the tubes she is angling for.
Edited because I’m easily distracted and the first post was dumb.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

As much as I enjoy skin pickers i don't think anyone can frown for ass pats like sad walrus

excuse me, we have a patient in 17/10 pain

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

excuse me, we have a patient in 17/10 pain

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But does she have four active MRSA abscesses? Check and mate.



I love her "hopefully tomorrow is a day" ending there. Can't tell if she forgot an adjective because she's high all the time or if she's hinting that she might die tonight. Either way it's great.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

But does she have four active MRSA abscesses? Check and mate.

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I love her "hopefully tomorrow is a day" ending there. Can't tell if she forgot an adjective because she's high all the time or if she's hinting that she might die tonight. Either way it's great.

Fuck....I just realized I was off on the Dead Pool. She's still alive. I had called December 25th.

3 more abscesses. JFC Paige stop rubbing shit on your wounds or dirty things you find laying around and you won't have any.

Also stop picking. Wounds on the back don't just open up into perfect craters unless you are fucking with them.

Lets do a Falum update! First off a few days ago she put on her pinned tweet that she needed to raise $500 for school but it's gone now. I didn't grab it I apologize

Her poor step father has finally passed on so soon Falum won't be able to use his photos for fundraising. But first! Let's fundraise again



She also posted a weird post claiming she's being bullied for being fat (I've never seen anyone say shit to her about being fat) But spoilering because yuck

Spoiler

But wait! Falum claimed to be trans right? Well now she's Bi!


But wait guys! She's not Bi! She's a made up tumblr something

Googling this tumblr term? It means 'Biromantic demisexuals are people who need to be strongly emotionally and romantically connected to someone to feel sexual attraction, regardless of gender.' So she's fucking Pansexual or something?

She's just hitting ALL the fucking points for being a victim guys. She's being fat shamed, having transphobia against her, she's BISEXUAL, only NOT. Now all we need is for her to become fucking Muslim or Jewish and she's checked all the damned boxes in the Oppression Olympics

I think Falum might be the weirdest one just because of all the shit she's claiming all of a sudden within the last 6 months. She's fucking losing her mind

 

[howmanypizzas69]

But does she have four active MRSA abscesses? Check and mate.

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I love her "hopefully tomorrow is a day" ending there. Can't tell if she forgot an adjective because she's high all the time or if she's hinting that she might die tonight. Either way it's great.

She’s more pus than person at this point