Official Physical Health Speculation & Cancer Discussion - hulthy just big

[DefCon Dumb]

Another risk I've yet to see mentioned - it seems modern toilets can hold her weight without breaking. But what about the toilet seat? Those are typically made of plastic, sometimes wood & I wonder if she worries about cracking those. Imagine her cracking a toilet seat, then pinching part of her butt cheek in the crack... I think she'd need emergency help. I can't see her freeing her butt cheek alone & no matter if she does, she'd be left with a nasty wound that would probably infect. If she freaked & yanked herself out, she'd be left with a jagged, nasty cut & in fat tissue at that; a recipe for abscesses & tissue necrosis, (rotting). Until, (if), it healed, she'd be hard pressed to find a position to sit in that would not cause other problems.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She could also not be able to stand after sitting on the commode. Her legs are just not powerful enough for her to stand up after being bent this way, and I suspect there is no grab bar present.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

At this point, she may as well piss on a puppy pad on her bed, or wear a muumuu with no underwear or leggings so she can step into her shower to go piss and then rinse off with a detachable shower head.

She willingly overate herself into this position, now she has to learn to deal with the fucked up body that results.

 

[Masta]

At this point, she may as well piss on a puppy pad on her bed, or wear a muumuu with no underwear or leggings so she can step into her shower to go piss and then rinse off with a detachable shower head.

She willingly overate herself into this position, now she has to learn to deal with the fucked up body that results.

That’s not a bad idea, if only she could fit in her shower.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

That’s not a bad idea, if only she could fit in her shower.

True, although she could probably make use of E&R's shower. They tolerate her gross antics (as much as they are presently) to keep her around for her money, they probably would do the same for her using their shower as a latrine, and she could hold her money over their heads if tgey complain or tell her 'No.'

 

[Lioness]

Just popping in to suggest for the sake of Amberism that this thread be named "Hulth Situation Speculashun"

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I was watching Fat Amy's guide to deathfat body hygiene and there really is a lot to it. And even though Amy allegedly does all these things she advises, she's still seemingly fighting off infection all the time. Does Amber use the hair dryer, the cornstarch and all the various creams? Does she carry a kit at all times in the car? Doing so would seem like a concession of defeat of sorts to Amber, I'd think. And this (probable) lack of wanting to face it is why her bellybutton, leg (foot?) and bladder have become infected.

Spoiler: fat video

This was as horrifying as it was fascinating. It seems like several high powered fans at various heights would do a more efficient job than a blow dryer. Dyson should make whole body versions of their industrial hand dryers, though there's probably not much crossover between the morbidly obese and someone with the budget for a dyson.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I watched that video then thought through what she was saying; the many steps involved. To go through the process as meticulously as Amy describes means a shower could take as long as an hour, depending on where rolls of fat are located, how large they are & similar factors. That is for your basic daily shower. Imagine the added care needed during hot days & after bathroom breaks. I don't see AL having the patience or attention span to do what's required. It's not hard to look at her body & get an idea of how many areas should be getting that kind of close attention & more often than once a day. I can't see how she can do that - she just doesn't have the reach.

She's no doubt got at least 1 surface skin infection at any one time & probably has more than that. I don't know how she handles the constant itching, burning & redness she must have going on.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I watched that video then thought through what she was saying; the many steps involved. To go through the process as meticulously as Amy describes means a shower could take as long as an hour, depending on where rolls of fat are located, how large they are & similar factors. That is for your basic daily shower. Imagine the added care needed during hot days & after bathroom breaks. I don't see AL having the patience or attention span to do what's required. It's not hard to look at her body & get an idea of how many areas should be getting that kind of close attention & more often than once a day. I can't see how she can do that - she just doesn't have the reach.

She's no doubt got at least 1 surface skin infection at any one time & probably has more than that. I don't know how she handles the constant itching, burning & redness she must have going on.

Yep, even Amy doesn't get to it every day and she knows how it's done at least. Amber would have to stay on it constantly with the nappy rash cream and the antifungal creams and antibacterial wipes too.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I watched that video then thought through what she was saying; the many steps involved. To go through the process as meticulously as Amy describes means a shower could take as long as an hour, depending on where rolls of fat are located, how large they are & similar factors. That is for your basic daily shower. Imagine the added care needed during hot days & after bathroom breaks. I don't see AL having the patience or attention span to do what's required. It's not hard to look at her body & get an idea of how many areas should be getting that kind of close attention & more often than once a day. I can't see how she can do that - she just doesn't have the reach.

She's no doubt got at least 1 surface skin infection at any one time & probably has more than that. I don't know how she handles the constant itching, burning & redness she must have going on.

Even if she had the reach, there's no way Amber could do this. It's amazing that Amy can stand that long in the shower at 425 lbs, but amber has at least 150 lbs on her. Standing for more than 5 minutes in the shower has to be excruciating just maneuvering her massive arms around would be enough of a workout to make her sweat while showering. I really don't see her being able to manage a thorough shower if she doesn't have a handheld showerhead. Without that, there's no way she's getting her undercarriage clean, because her fupa/gunt would block the water from reaching there, it would just roll off the widest part of her belly and down the drain without ever touching the bits.

The only way amber would be able to have a thorough shower is if used a (liquid) body wash product, and sat down outside of the shower and soaped up, then used the limited time she's capable of standing to rinse off in the shower with a handheld shower head. Thing is, there's not enough room in the shower for amber to hold up her folds and/or spread her legs/cheeks to spray, so even if she's getting a full soaping, that soap is probably not being rinsed out of her folds, keeping them moist and festering.

Also, unlike Amy's husband, I really doubt Becky helps with hygiene tasks, mostly because I doubt amber even asks.

But the main reason I don't believe amber will EVER put so much time and effort into hygiene is because she refuses to accept that she's at that level of fatness. She sees the number on the scale, but she doesn't see herself as one of those incapable 600lb life people. If she can't get herself fully clean, in her mind, it's not because of her bulk, she probably convinces herself that skinny people have problems these problems too, or whatever she needs to tell herself to keep up her view that she's a fully capable, hygienic, rose-scented, big gorl.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

But the main reason I don't believe amber will EVER put so much time and effort into hygiene is because she refuses to accept that she's at that level of fatness. She sees the number on the scale, but she doesn't see herself as one of those incapable 600lb life people. If she can't get herself fully clean, in her mind, it's not because of her bulk, she probably convinces herself that skinny people have problems these problems too, or whatever she needs to tell herself to keep up her view that she's a fully capable, hygienic, rose-scented, big gorl.

It's SO this. Just plug two air fresheners into the car and go!

 

[Moonpie]

I predict she'll be at or close to 700elbees by this time next year.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I predict she'll be at or close to 700elbees by this time next year.

At first I balked at the idea that she could put on 100+ elbees in a year, considering the massive amount of calories she needs to just sustain her present weight. To get to 700 within the year, she'd need to eat close to 7000 calories a day, and that just didn't seem possible. However, this site gives a diet plan to meet fitness goals, and while it's healthier than what our gorl would enjoy (it can be changed to paleo or vegetarian, etc) it actually does not seem like an unreasonable task. Obviously she'll also be helped along the way with insulin resistance and possibly hypothyroidism, but I totally think she could manage this weight gain diet. You should start a weight pool for 2020.

 

[olybinewski]

Amberlynn will go to her Torrid 6X* coffin weighing in at her highest reported weight of a dainty 572.9 lbs.

*someone else will have ordered the coffin post-mortem and will not order it in a size 4. Ironic because decomposition will be her greatest chance at losing body mass to fit a smaller size.


ETA: 2020 Weight Pool really needs to happen.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The only way amber would be able to have a thorough shower is if used a (liquid) body wash product, and sat down outside of the shower and soaped up, then used the limited time she's capable of standing to rinse off in the shower with a handheld shower head. Thing is, there's not enough room in the shower for amber to hold up her folds and/or spread her legs/cheeks to spray, so even if she's getting a full soaping, that soap is probably not being rinsed out of her folds, keeping them moist and festering.

Also, unlike Amy's husband, I really doubt Becky helps with hygiene tasks, mostly because I doubt amber even asks.

But the main reason I don't believe amber will EVER put so much time and effort into hygiene is because she refuses to accept that she's at that level of fatness. She sees the number on the scale, but she doesn't see herself as one of those incapable 600lb life people. If she can't get herself fully clean, in her mind, it's not because of her bulk, she probably convinces herself that skinny people have problems these problems too, or whatever she needs to tell herself to keep up her view that she's a fully capable, hygienic, rose-scented, big gorl.

I have a very sensitive sense of smell, and just thinking about how that house must reek is enough to nauseate me. I cannot imagine how the boys live with that shit. Props to them, because I couldn't do it, and I'd be ordering her fat ass out the door (for that and her general cuntiness) without caring how much she was contributing to the household, money-wise. If that pissed off Beggy, I still wouldn't give a fuck, even if she were my friend. I'm happy to sacrifice for my friends if it's life-threatening or a serious need, but Beggy doesn't need ALR, and if she thinks she does, she, too, could scoot herself out the door behind her elephant.

I predict she'll be at or close to 700elbees by this time next year.

Since I believe she already passed the 600 pound mark this year - of course, without admitting it - I can see this happening, no doubt.

Amberlynn will go to her Torrid 6X* coffin weighing in at her highest reported weight of a dainty 572.9 lbs.

That's 572.4, you haydur asshole!

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

At first I balked at the idea that she could put on 100+ elbees in a year, considering the massive amount of calories she needs to just sustain her present weight. To get to 700 within the year, she'd need to eat close to 7000 calories a day, and that just didn't seem possible. However, this site gives a diet plan to meet fitness goals, and while it's healthier than what our gorl would enjoy (it can be changed to paleo or vegetarian, etc) it actually does not seem like an unreasonable task. Obviously she'll also be helped along the way with insulin resistance and possibly hypothyroidism, but I totally think she could manage this weight gain diet. You should start a weight pool for 2020.

That's a interesting site, thanks for the link

 

[HissingBastard]

At first I balked at the idea that she could put on 100+ elbees in a year, considering the massive amount of calories she needs to just sustain her present weight. To get to 700 within the year, she'd need to eat close to 7000 calories a day, and that just didn't seem possible. However, this site gives a diet plan to meet fitness goals, and while it's healthier than what our gorl would enjoy (it can be changed to paleo or vegetarian, etc) it actually does not seem like an unreasonable task. Obviously she'll also be helped along the way with insulin resistance and possibly hypothyroidism, but I totally think she could manage this weight gain diet. You should start a weight pool for 2020.

Same here. I really thought she wouldn't get past 500 lb. Despite all her bullshit about how well she's doing and how she's "taking baby steps you guise!!!", in order to maintain her 600 lb dainty figure, she needs to be eating constantly. I can't imagine living like a fucking duck being raised for foie gras.

 

[ADHD]

At first I balked at the idea that she could put on 100+ elbees in a year, considering the massive amount of calories she needs to just sustain her present weight.

She put on 91 lbs in 2018 (from her lowest weight in Jan 2018 of 469 to 560 by Jan 2019), so 100 in a year wouldn't be much of a stretch for her.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

She put on 91 lbs in 2018 (from her lowest weight in Jan 2018 of 469 to 560 by Jan 2019), so 100 in a year wouldn't be much of a stretch for her.

True, but with every 100 lbs, it seems like the gain and maintenance calorie requirement goes up about 1k calories. I could see her getting in 7,000 calories on days when she eats a couple restaurant meals, and a pint of ice cream and whatever else. But just her boiled fried in water slop, and those dainty packaged cheese and chocolate chip snacks, "diet" ice cream bars. Would that get her up to 7k a day, and could she sustain that daily? In my mind, 7k calories requires half of a very dense ny cheesecake for breakfast, melted butter for a snack, several fast food runs, a pint of ice cream on top of her slop. Every single day. I don't doubt she can pack it in, but I do doubt she's secure enough to keep the house stocked with enough no-no crap to be able to consume 7k a day. That's like sumo training levels, but they're in their stable specifically to be fattened up, so it's not a shame thing. If Amber could drive and made secret missions to every fast food place a few times a day, yeah, 7k no big deal, but courrier becky isn't as accessible anymore. But the site I posted showed it's actually not that difficult for someone to consume 7kcalories a day even while continuing the pretense of eating healthy. So yeah, after my initial instinct, I FULLY think the 700 in 2020 is very possible.

Still think someone needs to start a 2020 weight pool (hint hint @Moonpie). Summer seems to be her super-gain period, so I'm guessing she'll be 3/4 the way there by end of july.

 

[ADHD]

I could see her getting in 7,000 calories on days when she eats a couple restaurant meals, and a pint of ice cream and whatever else. But just her boiled fried in water slop, and those dainty packaged cheese and chocolate chip snacks, "diet" ice cream bars. Would that get her up to 7k a day, and could she sustain that daily? In my mind, 7k calories requires half of a very dense ny cheesecake for breakfast, melted butter for a snack, several fast food runs, a pint of ice cream on top of her slop.

Eating 7k calories would require quite a bit of effort, yes, but you've forgotten the easiest way to guzzle down calories: regular soda, which is almost guaranteed to be her beverage of preference. The diet soda and water are just for show for her audience.