Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[StarkRavingMad]

I could totally overlook the "being fat" thing with Skeptic if it weren't for

(a) the 90's boy band hair and piercings

(b) the ill-fitting clothing

(c) the arrogance/blatant lack of self-awareness

(d) how he acts in relationships

The "dad bod" is honestly one of the lesser of his worries when it comes to him, in general.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I could totally overlook the "being fat" thing with Skeptic if it weren't for the

(a) 90's boy band hair and piercings

(b) ill-fitting clothing

(c) the arrogance/blatant lack of self-awareness

(d) how he acts in relationships

The "dad bod" is honestly one of the lesser of his worries when it comes to him, in general.

If Greg wants to look better, he needs to take this advice:
Dress for the body you have, not the body you wish you had.

His clothing choices wouldn’t be as bad if he were thinner. Even then, he still dresses way too young for his age.

 

[Based Papa John]

I could totally overlook the "being fat" thing with Skeptic if it weren't for the

(a) 90's boy band hair and piercings

Given the fact that Pregory is one of the "90's were the bestest" types that are common among the Skeptics, it wouldn't surprise me if he were still a bit of a teenybopper for 90's boy bands.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Given the fact that Pregory is one of the "90's were the bestest" types that are common among the Skeptics, it wouldn't surprise me if he were still a bit of a teenybopper for 90's boy bands.

Well if that's the case, then he shouldn't fancy himself as a Justin Timberlake type.

He's more of a Current Year (tm) Chris Kirkpatrick, I'd say.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I could totally overlook the "being fat" thing with Skeptic if it weren't for the

(a) 90's boy band hair and piercings

(b) ill-fitting clothing

(c) the arrogance/blatant lack of self-awareness

(d) how he acts in relationships

The "dad bod" is honestly one of the lesser of his worries when it comes to him, in general.

Him being a schlubby guy isn't his problem. Him being clearly completely convinced he is the BIG BUFF SECKS GAWD Shoe and his Twitter followers say he is is his problem.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Greg's problem isn't his looks but his personality. He's not bad looking and if he gets fit, he'd look way better. Not saying he has to look like Adonis either, but I think he's let himself go because of Shoe's low standards. In a marriage, looks are very secondary to a couple because you're worried about other important things such as paying bills, working, taking care of the kids, and whatnot. That's not the case of Greg and Shoe. In a marriage, each partner would say "yeah, my spouse is fat and I don't mind, lol, who cares". Shoe says Greg's perfect and hot and has a dad body. He does not.

I wonder if, he actually gets in shape and changes his personality, would he leave Shoe for something better?

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Exactly. There are some genuinely super attractive "schlubby" guys. And actually attractive fatties of both sexes. But those are the people who accept what they are and dress for it. And don't posture like they're Chris Hemsworth. They're rare, since most fatties are in denial a la Pregory and dress horribly and don't wash their folds. Just like there are dudes who physically look like body builders but their douchery wafts off of them and creates serious DO NOT WANT. I'd rather bang a dozen Seth Rogens and Steve Wozniaks than, say, The Situation.

Greg doesn't accept his body. He styles himself like an idiot, and you can smell his smug through the monitor. He's fat, douchey, and covered in rabbit piss and I would not have sex with him.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I wonder if, he actually gets in shape and changes his personality, would he leave Shoe for something better?

If he found someone with more YouTube success he'd be out the door (of a figurative house because they sure as shit won't share a literal one lel) in a second. It's pretty much established he seeks out three ways and June more or less just passively accepts it "cuz I'm a sub!" and there's little doubt in my mind he fucks on the reg at his own place away from her. He's sticking around because she wears the e-celeb pants. But if someone bigger showed interest in him, he'd pursue. If said hypothetical bigger vlogger made him decide between her or Shoe, he wouldn't hesitate in dropping her.

 

[MediocreMilt]

If he found someone with more YouTube success he'd be out the door (of a figurative house because they sure as shit won't share a literal one lel) in a second. It's pretty much established he seeks out three ways and June more or less just passively accepts it "cuz I'm a sub!" and there's little doubt in my mind he fucks on the reg at his own place away from her. He's sticking around because she wears the e-celeb pants. But if someone bigger showed interest in him, he'd pursue. If said hypothetical bigger vlogger made him decide between her or Shoe, he wouldn't hesitate in dropping her.

So Greg is the anti-Bunty Cuck? Greg cucks June and June introduces Greg to Youtubers?

 

[JambledUpWords]

If he found someone with more YouTube success he'd be out the door (of a figurative house because they sure as shit won't share a literal one lel) in a second. It's pretty much established he seeks out three ways and June more or less just passively accepts it "cuz I'm a sub!" and there's little doubt in my mind he fucks on the reg at his own place away from her. He's sticking around because she wears the e-celeb pants. But if someone bigger showed interest in him, he'd pursue. If said hypothetical bigger vlogger made him decide between her or Shoe, he wouldn't hesitate in dropping her.

When you say it like that, it sounds like Greg is famesexual. I wouldn’t be surprised if he dropped Shoe for a more famous YouTuber that showed interest in him, regardless of gender. In fact, Greg would probably get more social clout if he started dating a troon openly, instead of seeking them out on the down low.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Once Contrapoints surpasses June in subs, he'll be sliding into her DM's.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Once Contrapoints surpasses June in subs, he'll be sliding into her DM's.

Like Contra would ever give him the time of day. Greg doesn’t have much in terms of wealth, and his association with right wing politics will taint him. Contra is just as much an opportunist as Greg, so there’s no way it would work.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Once Contrapoints surpasses June in subs, he'll be sliding into her DM's.

And June can't say anything about it because she luvs the troons.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Like Contra would ever give him the time of day. Greg doesn’t have much in terms of wealth, and his association with right wing politics will taint him. Contra is just as much an opportunist as Greg, so there’s no way it would work.

Oh, I know. Natalie wouldn't touch Greg with her severed dick. But Greg is stupid and arrogant enough to try regardless.

I actually think that June is as much of an opportunist too... but, well... look at them. Youtubers are not very stable people.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Greg's problem isn't his looks but his personality. He's not bad looking and if he gets fit, he'd look way better. Not saying he has to look like Adonis either, but I think he's let himself go because of Shoe's low standards. In a marriage, looks are very secondary to a couple because you're worried about other important things such as paying bills, working, taking care of the kids, and whatnot. That's not the case of Greg and Shoe. In a marriage, each partner would say "yeah, my spouse is fat and I don't mind, lol, who cares". Shoe says Greg's perfect and hot and has a dad body. He does not.

I wonder if, he actually gets in shape and changes his personality, would he leave Shoe for something better?

If Greg changed his perspective and his mindset enough to get fit (because that shit is a real-deal lifestyle change to sustain, no matter who does it), they'd split. He'd either get sick of June's bullshit, or she'd be assblasted that he's actually making positive progress in life, and thus she'd be out the door.

 

[babadook]

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Arin Hanson if he was a bouncer

 

[StarkRavingMad]

If Greg changed his perspective and his mindset enough to get fit (because that shit is a real-deal lifestyle change to sustain, no matter who does it), they'd split. He'd either get sick of June's bullshit, or she'd be assblasted that he's actually making positive progress in life, and thus she'd be out the door.

Completely agreed. They bring out the worst in each other, and whenever one of them does something to actually improve themselves (whether it be weight loss, or just socializing normally/finding new friends), then the relationship will be done-zo.

 

[MediocreMilt]

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Aww! Greg has a Joker poster on his wall! Like a fifteen year old boy.

 

[Tha Promblems]

I keep seeing people bring up their "DDLG BDSM lifestyle" but I can't for the life of me think of any examples of this (aside from Shoe's "I'm baby" aesthetic).

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I keep seeing people bring up their "DDLG BDSM lifestyle" but I can't for the life of me think of any examples of this (aside from Shoe's "I'm baby" aesthetic).

Shoe had some video with another vlogger I can't seem to find atm, but she went into more detail about it that suggested it was something they actually did to some extent as opposed to something they just said they did, but I can't remember specifics about how in depth they got and couldn't tell you if it was anything more intense than shit like buying those shitty bed straps from Hot Topic and ordering "submissive collars".